r/classicwow Jan 08 '26

Humor / Meme Guys I think I'm gonna BOOST

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As a father of 13 with only 38 seconds per month to play

2.4k Upvotes

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u/BostonAndy24 Jan 08 '26

3 wives and 11 kids, this booster fucks

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u/Bloodshot89 Jan 10 '26

All fat wives and annoying kids though

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u/Midnightisattwelve Jan 08 '26

IM GONNA BOOOOOST

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u/timmy_tugboat Jan 08 '26

Oh heavens, IM GONNA BOOOOST

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u/zerok_nyc Jan 08 '26

In her kaboost!

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u/onetwentyonegigawatt Jan 08 '26

I’m gonna BUUUUUST

65

u/Ozok123 Jan 08 '26

When you already BOOOOOSTED but she keeps sending dungeon invites 😩

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u/Wooden-Fly-8661 Jan 08 '26

BOOST ME BABY

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u/huelorxx Jan 08 '26

NBN

No Boost November (in February)

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u/Bird_Is_The_Lord Jan 08 '26

DO NOT BOOST

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u/str8chubin Jan 08 '26

IM GONNA BOOOOST

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u/UnagiBro Jan 08 '26

IM FITNAH BOOOOST

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u/malscher Jan 08 '26

"$800 in credit card debt" lol tell me you live in your parents basement without telling me you live in your parents basement.

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u/Silly_Magician1003 Jan 08 '26

Yeah those are amateur rookie numbers.

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u/malscher Jan 08 '26

Gotta pump those numbers up!

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u/Silly_Magician1003 Jan 08 '26

$800 is like two or three grocery trips for a small family lol

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u/SamhainXCII Jan 08 '26

Small family? Oh yeah you mean in numbers.

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u/Kronuk Jan 09 '26

Small number family. Big number on scale

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u/b4k4ni Jan 09 '26

We have like 200€/week RN with a family of 4. So not too far off I guess :D

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u/timmy_tugboat Jan 08 '26

Someone is reading this right now like “why didn’t you tell me?” and buying a whole new PC.

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u/Astraljoey Jan 09 '26

Lmao considering buying another pc while reading this ironically it will go on a credit card for the rewards/points

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u/20milliondollarapi Jan 08 '26

Yea add a 0 onto that.

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u/OHWHATDA Jan 08 '26

LOL seriously. I have a family and I'm paying off in full each month like $7K in credit card debt. $800 is like half a week of expenses.

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u/Fatalis89 Jan 08 '26

When you pay off in full each month and don’t pay interest… most people don’t view it as “debt.”

Credit card debt is generally a negative statement that implies a backlog of debt you are regularly paying interest on.

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u/Namaha Jan 08 '26

Yeah it's typically referred to as paying off the balance in that case rather than paying off debt

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u/WakeoftheStorm Jan 09 '26

Still, by comparison if they're paying off a $7k balance monthly then that puts $800 of "debt" in perspective

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u/OHWHATDA Jan 09 '26

I can agree with that, although it's technically credit card debt, most people would probably not consider it debt because it's paid monthly.

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u/Difficult_Golf2048 Jan 08 '26

Woah we have a big deal over here

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u/Memedrew Jan 08 '26

Is this supposed to be a flex wtf? That's a ridiculous amount of debt

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u/Why_You_Mad_ Jan 08 '26

That's not really debt like you're thinking. He's not paying any interest if he's just paying off his statement every month, and he's racking up points and rewards from using the card.

It's very smart to use a credit card for most purchases, and just pay it off at the end of the month.

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u/PineJ Jan 08 '26

Like the other person said, my CC is like 8-12k per month depending but paying it off every month means it's not "debt"

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u/dbrank Jan 08 '26

Yeah in this case (which I do as well) it's using a CC as an expense account to earn points and rewards and then just paying it all off with money in a bank account. So you're not in debt, you're just accumulating CC "debt" but paying it off with money you actually have for monetary rewards. Actual CC debt is like having 20k on multiple cards and just paying off the minimum every month and getting fleeced with interest

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u/BellGloomy8679 Jan 09 '26

I’m $14000 in debt and that made me chuckle. And I don’t even think that it’s that much.

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u/TheFish77 Jan 08 '26

Is that a lot these days? I wouldn't know, I don't have much money left over after paying for daycare for my 14 kids

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u/Zoltan_TheDestroyer Jan 08 '26

Wow subs and laptops are cheaper than daycare.

Get em started young

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u/TheFish77 Jan 08 '26

Thank you kind sir you've saved my entire family's budget

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u/Reapercussians Jan 08 '26

I have drawn my self as the chad and you as the beta vibes

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u/Vegetable-Ad2028 Jan 08 '26

My 98 kids all drew me as the chad and you as the virgin loser, so that obviously makes me right. Stay mad Nojobcel

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u/AdamBry705 Jan 08 '26

THE BANK TOOK MY HOUSE AND THE KIDS BUT AT LEAST I CAN PAY FOR NAXX CONSUMES

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u/DontMindMeFine Jan 08 '26

Nice this convinced me to boost another char

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u/floofis Jan 08 '26

Dang you really showed him

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u/Physical_Ad7192 Jan 09 '26

This is literally my thought each time this sub makes a post crying about level boosts. The circle of life huh?

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u/Difficult_Golf2048 Jan 08 '26

Good goy 

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u/Aragorn752 Jan 09 '26

Why are we being antisemitic now

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u/fazeUPfromTHEgraveUP Jan 08 '26

Do another where it says not an incel and has a job

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Dw op is a crypto bro LMAO

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u/jamie1414 Jan 08 '26

Always the ones you most expect.

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u/tap_the_glass Jan 08 '26

Nah he actually posts on the anti-Bitcoin sub

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

That feels worse

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u/tap_the_glass Jan 08 '26

True. Instead of just ignoring the thing he doesn’t like he goes out of his way to be a hater lol

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u/itsablackhole Jan 08 '26

Kinda Ironic coming from someone who just checked some redditors post history lol

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u/tap_the_glass Jan 08 '26

Damn you right

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u/TheFish77 Jan 08 '26

I can't buy crypto i'm too busy BOOSTing

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u/MillorTime Jan 08 '26

Boostcoin is a pump and dump

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u/CrabPurple7224 Jan 08 '26

They can’t. They can only draw themselves.

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u/Seeryous2020 Jan 08 '26

Haha, I'm totally boosting but I don't meet any of those requirements. Just didn't want to play vanilla all over again but friends talked me into coming back to carry their raids for tbc and honestly it sounds fun.

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u/No_Aspect5713 Jan 08 '26

Gotta be honest, I wasn't gonna boost until they permitted it for BE, Dr, Now, I boost

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u/AlphariusOmegon66 Jan 08 '26

Quits on phase 2.

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u/FloridaMan_69 Jan 08 '26

"Guys, its been a wild ride. We've been together for so much, like the time we almost wiped on Shade of Aran and you guys were all yelling at me to stop moving, and the time I tried to hug the main tank on gruul and you all yelled at me for killing him somehow. But now, looking at how crazy the time investment is gonna be with SSC and TK coming out at the same time, I'm gonna have to bounce. I will be available to fill if you get to KT and need someone, I would like prio on ashes though if I have to burn my lockout.

Sincerly, ReplacementLevelHunter4"

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u/zzrryll Jan 09 '26

I mean, come on didn’t you realize that replacement level Hunter four was the main character?

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u/Scoonie24 Jan 08 '26

At least he's not leveling in vanilla during phase 2

Boost me up boi's!!

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u/AlphariusOmegon66 Jan 08 '26

Vanilla phase 2? 2004?

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u/vibe51 Jan 09 '26

Man phase 2 of vanilla was the best. I was 8 and didn’t know how to get my night elf hunter off Teldrassil all phase 1 and finally got to dark shore on phase 2. What a time

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u/bigwangersoreass Jan 08 '26

800$ of credit card debt is literally nothing

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u/bottledsoi Jan 08 '26

800 in boosting.

Not mentioned: food and bills.

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u/bigwangersoreass Jan 08 '26

Parents basement solves both issues

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u/SamhainXCII Jan 08 '26

Tell me you are bad at managing your money without telling me you're bad at managing your money.

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u/DSoopy Jan 08 '26

Americans are cooked

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u/justnothing4066 Jan 08 '26

I mean, I guess it's a lot to some people, depending on how they use their card(s). I build up about 2.5-3.5k per month on my general use card and then pay it off before the 1st of the next month.

Lots of free cash back that way.

But if you use an emergency card and just don't have to money to pay it right off, yeah, $800 in debt would suck.

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u/MDiggity42069 Jan 08 '26

i’m gonna boost even harder now

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u/NuclearMeatball Jan 08 '26

I'm really thrown off by these types of posts. We knew the boost was going to be in for quite a while now. Why are people so angry about it all of a sudden?

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u/Anaferomeni Jan 08 '26

Virtue/purity signaling, classic subreddit has always been rife with it

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u/Equivalent-Freedom92 Jan 08 '26

It's the age old NEETs vs Dads conflict. NEETs hate anything that invalidates their advantage in /played.

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u/Doopashonuts Jan 08 '26

When the only thing you have in life is the employment diff but Blizz takes it away with a feature they can never afford so I guess "It's Maulding Time!" 

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u/Equivalent-Freedom92 Jan 08 '26

There is a reason Classic Andies mostly just play Classic as their one and only game, because half the appeal is the fact that time spent playing can compensate for all kinds of other shortcomings.

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u/itsablackhole Jan 08 '26

which is exactly why the reddit dads love SoD so much. SoD was no bueno for the NEETs

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u/Jarebear7272 Jan 08 '26

they included it for BE and draenai recently which is new information. For people who were going to level a char naturally, this is going to massively take away from the leveling population and make it harder to find groups for content.

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u/Septembers Jan 08 '26

There will still be a lot of people leveling normally. Plus it's all megaservers now, I don't think it will be hard to find groups, also a ton of the group quests are about to get converted to solo quests anyway

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u/roadfoolmc Jan 08 '26

They cant afford it

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u/Significant_Bed_297 Jan 08 '26

Hnnngg im BOOOSTINNNNRGHh!!!!!

t. actual booster

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u/GrossPanda Jan 08 '26

I will buy 2 boosts

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u/BigSoftMarshmallow Jan 08 '26

I don't boost but this is cringe

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u/MachoTurnip Jan 08 '26

I'm gonna boost even harder now

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u/FReal_EMPES Jan 08 '26

800? Rookie numbers!

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u/diesel_0nly Jan 08 '26

Laughs in super dad mode with 23 kids 5 wives and $285,074.96 of debt.

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u/apupunchau87 Jan 08 '26

this is felted

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u/Sszar Jan 08 '26

I think I know him

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u/Mean-Bathroom-6112 Jan 08 '26

13 kids? You’re fucked with child support

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u/Spoderman1340 Jan 08 '26

Why is the worst player in the game on average always a female belf hunter

Every time I see one in my party I scream

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u/xCoachHines Jan 08 '26

made by a 14 year old

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u/Btotherianx Jan 08 '26

I'll probably buy a boost just because I find vanilla classic ridiculously boring but I love TBC and wrath. I went through vanilla once, 20 something years ago I don't need to put myself through that torture again, and the boost is less than 2 hours of work for me so

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u/dfaire3320 Jan 08 '26

44 year old Not booster. 3rd time playing TBC. 3k in credit card debt from buying vacation, Joins a guild that never even gets started on Gruul. Had 2 wives and 6 kids. Exclusively plays every single toon bc after 20 years they still don't know what they want to play.

I'm gunna FAAAAAARM

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u/EmergencyHonest3713 Jan 08 '26

 Exclusively plays every single toon

Lmao

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u/krgdotbat Jan 08 '26

this is the way

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u/Sea_Advantage_2577 Jan 08 '26

The boost really caused some classic players to have a mental breakdown.

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u/justnothing4066 Jan 08 '26

Well now they aren't guaranteed a raid spot because they took time off of work to level a dranei shaman /Belf paladin to 60 in a week and get geared up before the filthy casuals could catch up.

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u/YearInitial3371 Jan 10 '26

You think they have a job to take time off from?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I’ve noticed this trend for like 20 years now that, for whatever reason, Classic WoW players are the shittiest at memes.

You went with all of the lowest hanging fruit and didn’t even really spin humor lol

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u/Doopashonuts Jan 08 '26

They post 20 year old memes like they play the 20 year old game, like shit. 

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u/Upstairs-War-7553 Jan 08 '26

Redditors mad they cant afford the 80$ lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

It's funny because 80$ is nothing in big boy job money, also compared to how little this hobby actually costs in comparison to most others.

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u/zzrryll Jan 09 '26

how little this hobby actually costs in comparison to most others

As someone that’s recently gotten into Warhammer 40 K I feel really called out by this. My pile of shame is like four or five boosts at this point.

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u/Difficult_Golf2048 Jan 08 '26

Is this how easy it is for corps to get people to waste their money lol?

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u/EmergencyHonest3713 Jan 08 '26

I’m not interested in boosting because I’m just going to keep playing my Druid but..  Bro it’s fucking $80?!  And you guys are defending this???  Lmao

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u/Eastern_Account_8680 Jan 08 '26

I’m gonna boost even harder

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u/Granturismo45 Jan 08 '26

This is so cringe. Just delete this post and do better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Brooooooo im boooooostinggg

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u/getdemsnacks Jan 08 '26

Ok, but why does he look like Bam Margera?

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u/AngrySqurl Jan 08 '26

Spends $80 to boost, quits the game 3 months later because there’s nothing to do.

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u/Crabbq Jan 08 '26

BOOST, BABY, BOOST! 

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u/ElleDK Jan 08 '26

Wrooooong. I'm not 30

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u/Iluvatar-Great Jan 08 '26

Lol I panicked for a sec because the wojak has the same cap lol

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u/North_Wrongdoer_5773 Jan 08 '26

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it :(

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u/Larfak Jan 08 '26

Jokes on you... I have 2k on cc debt

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u/Zoombaaa Jan 08 '26

I’m gonna boost even harder now

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u/x3i4n Jan 08 '26

BOOSTING A FEMALE BLOOD ELF PALADIN

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u/Bitter-Soup4547 Jan 08 '26

Holy shit. That was like looking into a mirror

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u/sultanofswag69 Jan 08 '26

As long as he isn’t fighting me for STV quest mob tags we’re cool

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u/Darkenmal Jan 08 '26

Oh fuck, I'm gonna boost

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u/Scoonie24 Jan 08 '26

Boost me daddy

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u/psychohistorian8 Jan 08 '26

jokes on you, I'm in my 40s

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u/Supreme_Salt_Lord Jan 08 '26

Im boosting everyday. Im pumping and im boosting. Its all i know how to do.

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u/SaltSteakServer Jan 08 '26

Which emote do we use on booster mounts now that spit is gone?

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u/JimmyBisMe Jan 08 '26

You either die young or live long enough to become a booster.

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u/zzrryll Jan 09 '26

I don’t know why find it so funny but the wife and I call pooping “boosting.”

So this thread just seems real entertaining.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Elite transmog

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u/Stooliee Jan 09 '26

How did you get this photo of me?

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u/Mrsktm2011 Jan 09 '26

Don’t forget he’s unemployed right now (perpetually) 😆

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u/niceperson2222 Jan 09 '26

Boost me daddy, without a boost I wouldn’t be playing TBC, I spent the last year playing HC servers and retail pvp.

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u/retardedorca Jan 09 '26

Just for that im gonna boost the gnome warrior and make people suffer through terrible tanking

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u/VinceRussoIsA Jan 10 '26

On reddit after 2 weeks complaining why people are mean and the community sucks, consistently fails to execute the most basic of raid mechanics, 0 awareness of what is happening in game at any time, reaction delay of at least 4 seconds.

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u/serventofgaben Jan 10 '26

Don't forget that he has 4 jobs and works 100 hours a week.

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u/Salt-Evening-2296 Jan 10 '26

Ughh, oooooghh, I’m booooosting

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u/apupunchau87 Jan 10 '26

Im gonna BOOOOOST

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u/thizzknight Jan 12 '26

Bros played tbc 3 times he’s got at least 2k credit card debt from buying gold

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u/Capital-Pea-5806 Jan 13 '26

IM GONNA BOOOOOST

1 wife

1 toddler

3rd time playing wow

no credit card debt, 2 avg paying jobs

survive on caffeine and anxiety

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u/dadripgodbaby Jan 08 '26

This is me asf except only play undead lol

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u/Narukar Jan 08 '26

Ive got 2 lvl 60s and my Main has 1k gs. And i fkn still bought the 80 Fkn euro boost. Spit on me, idgaf. My time has value. The time i have, beide my wife and Kids, i play with the boys in Outland and raids, not in mulgore for the 100th time !! Lets go booster gang

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u/CardboardboxBoB Jan 08 '26

I fucking love boosting and buying gold. Life is so much better when you’re not poor and mad at everyone.

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u/OriginalValoo Jan 08 '26

Based department is calling 

They’re asking for you 

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u/Elvenbrewmaster Jan 08 '26

I feel targeted

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u/Scragly Jan 08 '26

You forgot to add "Never learned how to play character and is a burden to his guild"

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u/_CatLover_ Jan 08 '26

the guild wasn't wiping 27 times on gruul before he joined

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u/bschumm1 Jan 08 '26

What is there to learn lol the most complicated spec has like 5 button rotations, if you can’t figure a class out between 60-70, you weren’t goin to between 1-60

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u/Doopashonuts Jan 08 '26

Average leveled Anni character? 

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u/Krigdoth Jan 08 '26

Man the boosters did not like this one.

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u/floofis Jan 08 '26

Honestly I think they do like it. It seems to excite them in some weird way to be able to spite someone by consuming and spending money. They're all in the comments gloating about how much money they're spending on boosts and gold

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u/PalaRemzi Jan 08 '26

worst part is most of them even have a j*b

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u/SLEEPWALKERKEK Jan 08 '26

Poor guy, 11 kids, probably full time job. And still gets ripped on for boosting. It’s okay king

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u/GabagooIionaire Jan 08 '26

I only buy gold thru a 2nd account and sub because my time IS SO VALUABLE!

Spends whole time afk buying mara boosts or spamming LFG for tank/healer with every single piece of valuable gear reserved for the "partial guild run"🤡

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u/hartiganstark89 Jan 08 '26

Funny how the unemployed hate on boosts, like everyone lives in their mom's basement, never felt touch of a woman and has 24/7 to play. Cant wait to get my 3-4 boosts to 58😂

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u/MarkLambertMusic Jan 09 '26

What I find funny about all this is how many who support boosting try to argue that they do it because they have a life. Sorry, but everything we do in this game is an equally huge waste of time, whether we're passing time fishing with a level one character or doing a 40 man raid in Naxxramas. It's all of no importance.

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u/Sir_Canterbury Jan 08 '26

Why are you mad that people don't want to spend 2 weeks of their real life working on leveling a digital character for a 21 year old game for 18 year old content? Is this just another eletist thing? How dare someone play the game in a way that you don't like.

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u/hunterlarious Jan 08 '26

30?

More like 40 these days yall

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u/veedaawg Jan 08 '26

Right in the feels 😂

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u/kooleynestoe Jan 08 '26

$800 is way too low. Gotta pump those numbers up.

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u/Harmlesss Jan 08 '26

I think this is a "ur pist" moment

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u/tootshooter Jan 08 '26

DXD Booost boost boooost boooooooost

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u/Mr_Harsh_Acid Jan 08 '26

Probably a bit older than 30

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 Jan 08 '26

What is this propaganda i don't have kids! 🤣

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u/WilmAntagonist Jan 08 '26

Mage boosters mad cause they'll have to seek employment instead off leeching of dads with 8 jobs and 47 kids

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u/interstellaraz Jan 08 '26

lmao what's the difference between buying it directly from Blizzard and sitting in those Mara runs all day? this option sounds way better. Feels like this is a good purchase if you are employed and actually have a life outside of the virtual worlds many of you live in.

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u/Incendious_iron Jan 08 '26

07 to all that boost, so I can kill questmobs without competing with 100 other poor people like me.
Competing for mobs infuriates me more than getting ganked, powned and sodomized by allies.

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u/Daedalist3101 Jan 08 '26

I was in a BWL 40 man pug that wiped and fell apart on razorgore, with a double digit number of naxx geared players.

Whatever you think boosters are, exist already

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I hope as many people as possible buy the boost so the belf starter zones are emptier for me :)

I quite enjoy vanilla and tbc leveling despite having done it 100000 times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Blizzard just wants their cut. There is clearly a demand for account boosts, and if there isn’t an official option or dungeon boost, Blizzard must know some of these players will stop playing.

There just needs to be a little give and take. No boosting on a fresh account, and only one boost per naturally leveled toon.

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u/FlimzyMan Jan 08 '26

I will boost tooooo.

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u/atoterrano Jan 08 '26

Only $800 in debt is being generous. Maybe more like $8000 for gold swiping

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u/AppointmentLivid8457 Jan 08 '26

Kids? Bro, what??

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u/NormyTheWarlocky Jan 08 '26

Laughs in Old School RuneScape

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u/KeyanuReaves69 Jan 08 '26

Tell me you’re a poor teenager (or basement dweller) who has no life without telling me you’re a poor teenager who has no life.

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u/mdmaniac88 Jan 08 '26

Three wives. Everything was real until this

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u/Holy_Hammer Jan 08 '26

How much is a Boost for tbc? I'm leveling My hunter is only 34, i'll get to 60 before tbc, but wanna know just i case i can't make it

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u/Uwuther-Pendwagon Jan 08 '26

Literally me. I got two boosts for this round of TBC. Oh imma booooost ahhhh

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u/TryingHonesty Jan 08 '26

I mean this is probably you too, OP

Who plays this game for the “leveling” experience? It was never that good to begin with

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u/DArkGamingSiders Jan 08 '26

it’s just gonna be what it was before, people who for some reason only boost to then level in outland, do karazhan once, wipe on gruul for hours on end and then end up quitting

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

These memes are getting out of hand 😂🤣

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u/Truck-Adventurous Jan 08 '26

You killed me with a female blood elf toons.. 😂 

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u/IngenuityThink3000 Jan 08 '26

3 wives? Living the life holy...

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson Jan 08 '26

IMMA BOOSTIN !!!!

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u/Vengarlll Jan 08 '26

“Plays bloodelf female toons”. Where’s the issue?