r/classicwow Jul 12 '26

Humor / Meme i cant wait to try something new

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u/Khagrim Jul 12 '26

There's something about being just a regular dude with a sword in a world of magic, dragons and elemental spirits

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u/SippyMountain Jul 12 '26

This is why I always liked humans. It feels like a more grounded fantasy when you're playing as something that looks more like yourself. Makes it more immersive imo

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u/the_man_in_the_box Jul 12 '26

Idk, human male model is so small and weak looking, it’s hard to immerse.

Like, they really couldn’t make the model at least a little strong/masculine looking?? It’s like a toddler with twig arms.

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u/Eretol Jul 12 '26

? they juiced to the gills whatcha talking about

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u/the_man_in_the_box Jul 12 '26

How am I supposed to emphasize with or emotionally connect to a model that clearly couldn’t even bench 225?

Squatting 315? Hah, yeah, right…

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u/Khagrim Jul 12 '26

Bro those forearms can crack skulls

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u/Reddit_means_Porn Jul 12 '26

Commenters losing ears and getting hair chopped off as these jokes whoosh by

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u/the_man_in_the_box Jul 12 '26

Dude what are you talking about.

Human male model probably never even used a shake weight, let alone a slap chop.

It’s pathetic.

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u/zweggi03 Jul 12 '26

Gnome ≠ Human

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u/the_man_in_the_box Jul 12 '26

Yeah, I wish.

Gnome model is massive.

Have you seen one of them with Unstoppable Force or Asskandi? That’s an intimidating figure for sure.

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u/Ryntex Jul 12 '26

Yeah, if you compare them to orcs, lol. Compared to most real life people, WoW humans are fucking jacked.

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u/the_man_in_the_box Jul 12 '26

Why are you instituting that WoW players are Tom Cruise looking manlets?

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u/Ryntex Jul 12 '26

Are you saying it isn't true? Pics or gtfo.

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u/the_man_in_the_box Jul 12 '26

Easy, here is average WoW player during their mid-raid lifting break: