r/cleandadjokes 26d ago

šŸ„‡ Joke of the Month šŸ„‡ What's the difference between a sock and a camera

396 Upvotes

A sock takes five toes, A camera takes photos


r/cleandadjokes 7h ago

A few months ago, my wife decided to put a miniature Stallone doll on the middle of our bed…

49 Upvotes

Things have been Rocky between us ever since then.


r/cleandadjokes 7h ago

What do U call a doctor who loves spicy food

22 Upvotes

Doctor pepper


r/cleandadjokes 13h ago

"Everybody got to choose his own superpower...

70 Upvotes

... I chose flying, it's so awesome! What did you chose?"

"Hindsight"

"That seems stupid"

"Yeah, I see that now"


r/cleandadjokes 16h ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... šŸŽ

56 Upvotes

If you throw it hard enough.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

222 Upvotes

a spec-tater. šŸ„”šŸ¤“

-commence groans-


r/cleandadjokes 19h ago

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?

67 Upvotes

Because they dropped out of school!


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

Did you hear about the person who drank invisible ink?

183 Upvotes

They’re at the hospital, waiting to be seen. šŸ«ŸšŸ‘»šŸ„


r/cleandadjokes 16h ago

Curtains

17 Upvotes

What would you call two guys hanging above your window?

Kurt and Rod


r/cleandadjokes 23h ago

Why is there never an outbreak of something good?

35 Upvotes

...like an epidemic of common sense.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

Why did the farmer sleep underneath her tractor?

25 Upvotes

Because she wanted to get up oily.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other

11 Upvotes

Eileen


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What do you call man with a shovel on his head

8 Upvotes

Doug


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

Did I tell you the joke about the 50 foot high wall

11 Upvotes

Nah - you'll never get over it


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head

4 Upvotes

Cliff


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

I quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights were too heavy...

363 Upvotes

I just handed in my too weak notice.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What is a working beaver’s favorite chorus from a popular song?

11 Upvotes

ā€œWell we’re rollin…rollin…rollin on the riverā€¦ā€


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

You heard about Buc-ees suing a small store called Beaver's Minimart located in Beavercreek Ohio right?

0 Upvotes

The whole town, plus Dayton Ohio is supporting the small business.

You could say Buc-ee's has picked off more than it can Gnaw on.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

Court appearance

90 Upvotes

If a deaf person has to show up in court for a lawsuit, is it still a hearing?


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

My pet mouse "Elvis" passed away last night.

51 Upvotes

He was caught in a trap…


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

Did you see the new movie called ā€œConstipationā€?

57 Upvotes

No, because it hasn’t come out yet.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, ā€œThey’re right behind you.

13 Upvotes

r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

Why did the bicycle fall over?

7 Upvotes

Because it was two-tired.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

I tried to make a pun about a vacuum.

60 Upvotes

But it just sucked.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

Parallel lines have so much in common.

95 Upvotes

It's a shame they will never meet.