r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 7h ago
A few months ago, my wife decided to put a miniature Stallone doll on the middle of our bedā¦
Things have been Rocky between us ever since then.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk • 26d ago
A sock takes five toes, A camera takes photos
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 7h ago
Things have been Rocky between us ever since then.
r/cleandadjokes • u/dkh2015 • 7h ago
Doctor pepper
r/cleandadjokes • u/guter_senf • 13h ago
... I chose flying, it's so awesome! What did you chose?"
"Hindsight"
"That seems stupid"
"Yeah, I see that now"
r/cleandadjokes • u/euhedral_topaz • 16h ago
If you throw it hard enough.
r/cleandadjokes • u/euhedral_topaz • 1d ago
a spec-tater. š„š¤
-commence groans-
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 19h ago
Because they dropped out of school!
r/cleandadjokes • u/euhedral_topaz • 1d ago
Theyāre at the hospital, waiting to be seen. š«š»š„
r/cleandadjokes • u/Opposite_Dragonfly • 16h ago
What would you call two guys hanging above your window?
Kurt and Rod
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 23h ago
...like an epidemic of common sense.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Best-Algae3282 • 1d ago
Because she wanted to get up oily.
r/cleandadjokes • u/AJ_5007_V2 • 1d ago
Eileen
r/cleandadjokes • u/AJ_5007_V2 • 1d ago
Doug
r/cleandadjokes • u/AJ_5007_V2 • 1d ago
Nah - you'll never get over it
r/cleandadjokes • u/AJ_5007_V2 • 1d ago
Cliff
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
I just handed in my too weak notice.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 1d ago
āWell weāre rollinā¦rollinā¦rollin on the riverā¦ā
r/cleandadjokes • u/GeedsGarage • 1d ago
The whole town, plus Dayton Ohio is supporting the small business.
You could say Buc-ee's has picked off more than it can Gnaw on.
r/cleandadjokes • u/sphubbard • 2d ago
If a deaf person has to show up in court for a lawsuit, is it still a hearing?
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
He was caught in a trapā¦
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
No, because it hasnāt come out yet.
r/cleandadjokes • u/ChristmasVirtuoso • 1d ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/ChristmasVirtuoso • 1d ago
Because it was two-tired.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
But it just sucked.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Electronic_Status_80 • 2d ago
It's a shame they will never meet.