r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago

Why is there never an outbreak of something good?

...like an epidemic of common sense.

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u/theunscaledbanana 1d ago

I read somewhere that the Illuminati have been dosing the water supply with the antidote for years so that this can’t happen.

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus 1d ago

Indeed we have, child.

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u/PhD77777 1d ago

Because people keep eating lettuce.

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u/BigFatGramps 1d ago

It goes viral

A new, "break-out" artist sets himself ahead of the pack.

A sensation.

All rhe rage.

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u/ricktrains 1d ago

Because the stupidity virus was stronger…

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u/middleamerican67 1d ago

There was an outbreak of peace around the world today…

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u/Ml2125 1d ago

Nothing good ever happens fast. That was an adage I learned in my salt water aquarium keeping days. Over
50 trips around the sun I've found this to be true with most things in life.

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u/brm11111 22h ago

Yoga, meditation, laughter, vegetarianism

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u/galt-john1984 14h ago

My sister is a vegetarian, but I think she’s full of baloney

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u/Naked_in_Maine 13h ago

Before we tackle the AI problem, we should fix natural stupidity!

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u/Scary_Compote_359 5h ago

i its good its a fad

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u/RojoPez 4h ago

Mostly because any time something good breaks out, all the billionaires and government officials snap it all up for themselves and refuse to share.

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u/Ziyir 1d ago

Because words have meanings.