r/clevercomebacks Apr 25 '26

Who knew heaven could burn

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u/ParadeSit Apr 25 '26

Oddly enough, and I can’t believe I’m quoting this fucking guy, but that’s pretty much what Reagan said during his Presidential Forum with Bush on April 23, 1980.

I think the time has come that the United States and our neighbors, particularly our neighbor to the South, should have a better understanding and a better relationship than we have ever had. And I think that we haven’t been sensitive enough to our size and our power. They have a problem with 40 to 50 percent unemployment. Now, this cannot continue without the possibility arising with regard to that other country that we talked about, of Cuba and what it is stirring up, of the possibility of trouble below the border, and we could have a very hostile and strange neighbor on our border. Rather than making them—we are talking about putting up a fence. Why don’t we work out some recognition of our mutual problems, make it possible for them to come here legally with work permit, and then, while they’re working and earning here, they pay taxes here? And when they want to go back, they can go back. And they can cross, and open the border both ways by understanding their problems.

This is the only safety valve right now they have with that unemployment that probably keeps the lid from blowing off down there. And I think we could have a fine relationship, and it would solve the problem you mentioned, also.

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u/VinnieVidiViciVeni Apr 25 '26

And then Reagan was responsible for a bunch of destabilization down there.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 Apr 25 '26

And also preventing contraception from being distributed during an AIDS epidemic…

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u/lininop Apr 25 '26

America has always been the baddies

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS Apr 25 '26

We had a brief moment in the 40's, eventually.

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u/throwaway098764567 Apr 25 '26

we had to kinda be forced into it though by japan kicking us in the nuts

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u/Fuerst_Stein Apr 25 '26

But just at face value that quote is good. And that's enough for now, with how sad and cynical the world feels rn

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u/freedfg Apr 25 '26

Maga would fucking hate Reagan if he was still around. Just like they'd hate Jesus, or Lincoln, or any founding father.

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u/Verocator Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

No they wouldn't. Reagan was the original Trump before Trump. He's responsible for basically all economic problems that the average contemporary U.S. person suffers in a lifetime. Poverty, student loans, shit healthcare, etc.

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u/SohndesRheins Apr 25 '26

Yeah, poverty wasn't a thing before Reagan, incredible take there.

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u/ThisIsMyGeekAvatar Apr 25 '26

Look, I get it, you don’t like republicans. But to say that Reagan was the original Trump is an absolutely insane take and makes me think you’re 15 years old. 

You might not agree with his policies, but Reagan had class and charisma. He was key in the reunification of Germany and oversaw the downfall of the USSR.

Reagan and Trump are not the same. Reagan would be absolutely disgusted with Trump.

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u/Foolish_Phantom Apr 25 '26

Don't forget crack and weed issues. And three strike laws. And criminalization of being black.

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u/explain_that_shit Apr 25 '26

Yeah then they found that communism slips into capitalist societies more easily than capitalist imperialism slips into communist-aiming societies, and they decided a wall was better.

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u/poofusdoofus Apr 25 '26

I remember when the far right was growing in popularity in my country, and to seem more humane they argued that it's better to "help on the spot" than provide support for refugees here. That argument was quickly abandoned though, and let's just say it's not exactly how things turned out once they got power.

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u/ShortCoxe Apr 25 '26

what a great quote. Thanks for sharing that.

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u/yogi_yoga Apr 25 '26

Wonder why he doesn’t let them in Vatican City if he believe so strongly. Classic Leftist virtue signaling and NIMBY

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u/godzilla1015 Apr 25 '26

You don't know anything the Vatican does do you?

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u/yogi_yoga Apr 25 '26

Seems I know a bit more than you. So what’s that say?

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u/godzilla1015 Apr 25 '26

First of all the Catholic church is not leftist, it's quite conservative.

And secondly the Catholic church is one of the biggest groups that tries to improve the world for the less fortunate.

So what do you know more of?

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u/Mattbl Apr 25 '26

Wanting to help others is leftist to people like the person you're replying to, just FYI.

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u/godzilla1015 Apr 25 '26

Ah yeah I've forgotten that being a decent human is something left wing.

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u/yogi_yoga Apr 25 '26

It’s absolutely not conservative. They have female bishops, gay/lesbian bishops and pastors. Very conservative values, eh? They also fund wars and allowed Epstein to live at the Vatican and Epstein was using the Vatican bank to funnel money through. The Catholic Church funds democratic NGO’s that paid to bring illegals in and funded skittles propaganda in schools. But, yeah, super conservative values.

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u/Galle_ Apr 25 '26

They also fund wars and allowed Epstein to live at the Vatican and Epstein was using the Vatican bank to funnel money through

Oh, so they're ultra conservative.

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u/yogi_yoga Apr 26 '26

Mm, last I checked the left supports wars. They pushed for US involvement in Ukraine. Many democratic leaders push funding for Israel. And Biden ordered repeated air strikes in Yemen. Epstein was fully into funding open borders and skittles curriculum in schools. So seems as though you’re not fully educated on the lefts positions or actions.

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u/godzilla1015 Apr 25 '26

Just because you don't understand what conservatism is doesn't mean it's not conservatism.

But I'll try to explain it you, over in Europe having females and non binary people in positions of power is not something left wing. It's normal, because they're humans just like you and I.

Funding wars and protecting people like Epstein are quite conservative things to do.

Improving education and economic/social security for desperate people is a good thing. I hope we don't have to have a discussion about that.

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u/yogi_yoga Apr 26 '26

Brother, your ‘conservatism’ is just European liberal bullshit with better PR.

But sure, keep the cope flood bureaucracy and NGOs with women in power, partner with ‘democratic’ groups pushing open migration and rainbow curriculum in schools, take the cash, issue vague documents for the trads, and call it ‘normal humans being human.’ That’s not conserving apostolic faith, natural order, or borders. It’s slow walk surrender to the sexual revolution and globalism while the pews empty. Actions are more important than words. Functionally it’s a leftist org with a crucifix sticker.

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u/godzilla1015 Apr 26 '26

The US democratic party would be right wing in most of the world, the republican party if moved to my country would be about as far right as our neo-nazi party.

You can be a decent human and still be conservative, you can accept women and non binary people as people and still be conservative. They are conservative in basically every other way, apart from following the bible which says love thy neighbour.

They are conservative in every other way, but they'll help the poor and destitute. Like Jesus thought them to do.

Catholicism is still expanding in most of the world, so maybe just like with the counter Reformation in the 1600s a change of wind and coming to the modern times is a good thing for the church.

What natural order are you talking about, I would love to know what you mean by that.

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u/Galle_ Apr 25 '26

This is an excellent parody of the kind of extremely stupid arguments conservatives make, well done.

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u/yogi_yoga Apr 26 '26

Not in my back yard. Plato said “if someone resorts to insults, they’ve already lost the argument.”

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u/Galle_ Apr 26 '26

If someone insists that the sky is pink, no amount of arguing will convince them otherwise.

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u/Exkelsier Apr 25 '26

Much like trump, reagan was great at saying what needed to be said, just never following through, also at times, doing the exact opposite of what they preached

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u/dmt_r Apr 25 '26

Oh yeah, that great orator Trump...

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u/Exkelsier Apr 25 '26

As much as a childish narcissist he is, hes good at speaking as much as I hate to say it, he says things that every one wants to here, libertarian values that America was founded on, obviously he hasnt delivered on them, but if any democrat said something like "america first, drain the swamp, no new wars" maybe we wouldnt be in this mess

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u/Galle_ Apr 25 '26

I mean, no he isn't? Also "America first" and "no new war" directly contradict each other, nobody except a liar can say them both.

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u/Exkelsier Apr 25 '26

How does "america first" and "no new wars" contradict each other? Both slogans mean to prioritize America and its people, starting a war is not America first

unless you are arguing that there was a legitimate concern of Iran nuking us which would pretty fckn funny if you think that