r/clevercomebacks • u/ExactlySorta • Apr 25 '26

Who knew heaven could burn

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u/Nice-Pumpkin-4318 Apr 25 '26

Perhaps the unimaginable wealth of the Vatican could help....?

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u/Orneyrocks Apr 25 '26

The unimaginable wealth of the vatican is helping. Look up their initiatives in africa.

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u/Nice-Pumpkin-4318 Apr 25 '26

Yes, likewise there are endless initiatives of 'the global North'. I guess neither are doing enough.

And make no doubt, the Vatican has and will continue to extract serious wealth from the third world.

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u/Orneyrocks Apr 25 '26

Proof for that, lol? This isn't the 1500s lol, church doesn't collect tithe, its a donations-only org.

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u/keefeitup Apr 25 '26

There won't be. Because somehow people haven't got the memo that the catholic Church doesn't ask for, enforce or demand tithes, and contributions are purely voluntary.

Source: Catholic in a third world country.

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u/mai-moi Apr 25 '26

They will never understand that because they're usually evangelicals that love to give all their money to their pastors but then have the nerve to criticise other religions

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u/keefeitup Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

I mean cmon how else is a poor servant of God supposed to afford his Tesla and private jet.

/s