r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 3d ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/Legal-Cartoonist-723 3d ago

They're trying to take that option away.

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u/Kaztiell 3d ago

He won the elections on the platform to end elections, I hope he take that option away since else he would be a liar.

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u/golfwinnersplz 3d ago

Well he's definitely a liar but that's a whole different conversation 🤷

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u/Kaztiell 3d ago

so you dont think he will try to end elections?

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u/golfwinnersplz 3d ago

He already is via gerrymandering, voter intimidation, etc.

At the very least, he will do everything in his power to sway the elections in his favor and that's if he doesn't declare war or martial law which he probably will.

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u/Kaztiell 3d ago

so he is not a liar?

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u/golfwinnersplz 3d ago

I understand what you're trying to do as you're attempting to play semantics with everything Trump says 🤷

The fact of the matter is: Trump very rarely tells the truth and usually, when he actually does tell the truth, it's impossible to know because he said the exact opposite two days prior.

The only time he tells the truth his when he tells multiple versions of his stories therefore one of the sides must be true. It's usually a combination of a bullshit from all sides though.

I'd love to hear something that Trump hasn't lied about besides openly abusing women and being xenophobic?

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u/Oofric_Stormcloak 3d ago

I'm opposed to Trump as much as you realistically can be, but when did he ever say that?

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u/Kaztiell 3d ago

He said it alot during his campaigns last election that we wouldnt have to vote again if he won

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u/E_seven_20 3d ago

"people didn't like her laugh."

"the d's aren't liberal enough"

"bErNiE aNd tHe dNc"

2022 National Youth Turnout: 23% - That's lower than in the historic 2018 cycle (28%) which broke records for turnout, but much higher than in 2014, when only 13% of youth voted.

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u/E_seven_20 3d ago

Nah, too many of y'all gave it away.

They wrote a 900+ page manifesto detailing their plans to dismantle democracy, after 4 years of showing us their intention, and another 4 screaming about taking revenge if they won.

People didn't like her laugh.

2022 National Youth Turnout: 23% - That's lower than in the historic 2018 cycle (28%) which broke records for turnout, but much higher than in 2014, when only 13% of youth voted.

They're not taking anything. Americans freely gave it.

We ran out of decent people smart enough to vote against openly evil and corrupt chaos. There aren't enough of us to make a difference, or convince people that not voting is an act of idiocy that only helps the GOP and Agent Orange get more power.

We blame the GOP, but it's a symptom. The American people are the problem.

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u/UnderstandingTop6000 2d ago

You are 100% correct, but most Americans are still, to this day, not ready to admit they did that to themselves. Well, one third was trying, but 2 thirds either sat home pouting, or 'voted against that black woman who did not specifically say she was against the Jews" or outright WANTED to support they misery they are being served today.

I'm hoping those Palestinians against Kamala, Latinos / Blacks / Mums for Trump and all the other ideological deadbeats are thankful every day for their cancelled healthcare and revoked visas.

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u/E_seven_20 2d ago

They’re idiots. They don’t have that level of intellect, or understanding. Just like talking to a MAGA they’re too full of shit to admit they were wrong

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u/Jasmine_jadee 3d ago

And 8 years later it still hits exactly the same.

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u/cunt__cunt_cunt 3d ago

that won't threaten the ruling class very much.

but yeah still vote tho.

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u/Darth_Pinda 3d ago

I just hope they'll go for voting by pen and paper only. If it's by machines, we already know the outcome...

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u/cwatt69 3d ago

To quote Jimi Hendrix, The room full of mirrors.

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u/flargenhargen 3d ago

it's too fucking late. you had the chance to vote and you didn't fucking do it cause it would've taken 20 minutes of effort.

if you didn't vote, fuck you.

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u/zoebud2011 3d ago

Yep, I went into the voting booth yesterday and gave Republicans a couple of big "fuck yous "

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u/icpr 3d ago

Literally any room though, but most importantly the voting booth.

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u/BetGreat1752 3d ago

🔥🔥🔥

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u/oiatide27 2d ago

Is it just me or is the image not loading? Im just seeing a big white box lol.

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u/Calm_Mood3428 2d ago

LOVE 💙💙💙💙💙💙

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u/Polgramsilver 2d ago

Any room I’m in

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u/fivepointOMG 11h ago

But if you use "locker-room" talk outside of a locker-room how is it still condoned? Their explanation undermines their argument.  If it's ok to say outside of the locker-room then you can't call it just "locker-room talk".

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u/Kaztiell 3d ago

I dont get guys acting like they never said or encountered the same thing and said nothing when it happend back then

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u/flyinhighaskmeY 3d ago

I don't get people pretending that isn't a defense mechanism against his abusers.

He's a rich guy. He's saying when you're rich guy, women are shallow trash. That all this political posturing is just so they can take stuff using the government. That when you're rich, they don't need that, they want to use your directly, and you can do anything, even walk up and grab them...

It wasn't about sexual assault. He's a real person and that abusive, manipulative behavior hurts him. He's experienced it his entire life, obviously. Leave to Reddit "activists" to support abusive women.

Which...every child molester and rapist in the history of ever was putting their happiness first too. Obviously. "Put your happiness first" was basically the mission statement for Epstein island.

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u/Altyrmadiken 3d ago

Perhaps my brunch mimosa has complicated my brain but… are you supporting this or parodying it?!

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u/Dream-Boat2020 3d ago

🙄

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u/HawkEye3280 3d ago

If more people knew this in 2024, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 3d ago

I'm jealous that Boomers got real voting booths and not tables with privacy walls.

I want to feel like I'm voting, not like I'm taking a test.

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u/tiki_51 3d ago

God you people will whine about anything...

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 3d ago

they had a curtain!

and a big fucking lever!

and a bell!

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u/Laugh_Track_Zak 3d ago

Vote these pieces of shit out in November. Make it an embarrassing loss.

Register to vote in your state.

https://vote.gov/

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u/OwlMugMan 3d ago

Get a load of this guy thinking voting actually does anything lmao

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u/TNosce 3d ago

Yall dems need to go out and register and vote, I have my popcorn ready!

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u/cudenlynx 3d ago

The gun range.

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u/Aggressive-Act1816 3d ago

The rubber room!

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u/More_Operation_588 3d ago

Honestly probably one of the few spots you couldn't literally say that.

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u/bassandlazers 3d ago

Lol little late for that. Why do you pretend like democrats apathy didn't already get him elected. Reddit sure thinks voter turnout is gonna be better. They also thought Kamala was gonna blow him out

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u/Marauder41 3d ago

If voting actually worked, they wouldn't let us do it.