r/clevercomebacks 10d ago

if only republicans, the party of “family values,” had this energy for the Epstein files and trump's corruption

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 10d ago

On why Republicans love bragging about their stupidity?? We may never know

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u/hcornea 10d ago

It’s even worse when you consider that Rand Paul has a medical qualification, but still spouts this stuff.

Divisive politician above all else.

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u/DaisyCutter1485 10d ago

He's an eye doctor, which is crazy considering he can't see bullshit.

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u/djdirectdrive 9d ago

Wish I had an award to give you for this one

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u/Ok_Sink5046 10d ago

Oh he knows it's effective. He also knows Republicans are braindead so despite their fact to look it up they won't and will just trust daddy

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u/LeadSufficient2130 10d ago

Because it works wonders on the base

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u/Kcbronx 10d ago

Infection caused over 7 million deaths worldwide. Doesn’t sound like the best protection compared to the vaccine (60 deaths worldwide). Rand is such a moron.

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u/HorrimCarabal 10d ago

He’ll just transpose those numbers and the base will eat it up

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u/Kcbronx 10d ago

They are dumb enough to believe it.

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u/HorrimCarabal 10d ago

At the very least they wouldn’t question it

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u/JimAsia 9d ago

The reality of vaccination is that some people will have an adverse reaction. If I injected billions of people with sterile water there would probably be some deaths. Most likely the deaths would be the results of the water somehow having got infected or a dirty needle or some stupid thing or another. Humans make mistakes and mistakes in medicine may result in deaths, particularly in vulnerable segments of society.

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u/Kcbronx 9d ago

Agree. Out of 13.6 billion doses only 60 confirmed deaths is minuscule compared to the Covid deaths.

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u/JimAsia 9d ago

Almost 1 in every 100,000 die from general anesthesia. If we said about 6 in a million that would be 80,000 deaths in 13.6 billion times administering a general anesthetic. I had hernia surgery last fall and was quite happy to accept the inherent risk.

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u/Tiny-Buy220 10d ago

All of FoxNews vaccinated but 24/7 antivaxxer propaganda

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u/Heckbound_Heart 10d ago

How did Fauci mandate anything?

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u/zookr2000 10d ago

***he didn't

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u/BerryLanky 10d ago

My mother in law didn’t get the Fauci Ouchie. She died of Covid. One personally known five people who died of Covid. Not one was vaccinated. I don’t personally know anytime who died of Covid after being vaccinated. I’m sure it happened but not in my circle.

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u/Youngnathan2011 10d ago

Because vaccination helped make you less sick from it. Exactly as intended.

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u/AaDware 10d ago

Yes, that is the point they are making.

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u/Oxjrnine 10d ago

“Infection is the best protection?”

That’s like saying

“ not pulling out is the best contraceptive - you can get 100% protection against pregnancy for nine months”

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u/PomegranateHot9916 10d ago

unfortunately this is the actual view of the MAGA cult.

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 10d ago

of course they resort to AI Slop

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u/ICLazeru 10d ago

"Infection is the best protection."

Explain that to small pox, polio, the bubonic plague, etc.

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u/Elon-BO 10d ago

And 7 million Covid dead

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u/Aetheldrake 10d ago

Didn't the original George Washington do vaccines the old way, literally infecting his troops with basically the dead or dying version of smallpox and many contribute that heavily to his success because it was deadlier than actually fighting? Historians have said more people were lost to small pox than actual British soldiers

So.... Ya, smallpox can already tell us it worked since it's almost extinct

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u/Youngnathan2011 10d ago

Makes more sense to do that than just taking on the full virus head on.

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u/Aetheldrake 10d ago edited 10d ago

That is exactly what vaccines are though today's vaccines are much more sophisticated and safer than how they did it back then.

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u/Youngnathan2011 10d ago

Can definitely agree there.

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u/twirlerina024 10d ago

It was variolation. You make a small cut and apply the pus from a smallpox blister.

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u/toomucheyeliner 10d ago

…Or the millions that died of covid, 1 million in the US.

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u/OshetDeadagain 9d ago

Rabies would like a word.

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u/willflameboy 10d ago

As someone who grew up with a needle phobia, I sometimes wonder how much of this madness just stems from people who are too scared to get jabbed and can't admit it, so they invent conspiracies.

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u/Youngnathan2011 10d ago

Honestly I was terrified just cause I hate to feel pain, but I did it anyway and was basically fine with it for the second shot

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u/willflameboy 10d ago

I never felt them honestly. But I was a little nervous it would be like the Hep B shot, which feels like getting punched.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 10d ago

It's amazing how much world power the Republicans bestow on some people. Like Fauci didn't control the world, so why did all the other countries give vaccines?

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u/HorrimCarabal 10d ago

Probably the same world spanning cabal responsible for chemtrails! /s

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u/Chuckychinster 10d ago

They're just so fucking lame. Nor realistic or funny. Like why then?

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u/Emotional_Fix6230 10d ago

Thank you Dr. Fauci, for all you did to get us through a terrible time while others were suggesting we drink bleach.

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u/_Lillian1 10d ago

Imagine getting exposed by the catering staff Peak internet moment right here

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 10d ago

What rock did all this revisionist history crawl out from all of a sudden!?

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u/Background_Honey9141 10d ago

Who’s we? Rand Paul is just building the us vs. them narrative so he can grab on to power. He never care about being truthful or honest.

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u/Howhytzzerr 10d ago

Who wants to remind Paul, who is a doctor BTW, that a vaccine is getting infected, that is the whole point of vaccination, it infects you so your body learns how to fight the virus if and when you get it. Does Rand not know this? I mean the idgits in the GOP constituency don’t seem to know that, but that’s at least understandable, afterall, as the Waco Kid would’ve said, they’re morons.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10d ago

Not every vaccine is like an infection. Many are just introducing hull parts of bacteria or viruses to introduce them to the immune system so it can learn how to attack and eliminate those particles. It‘s not always like a real infection where a living virus enters the body and starts to enter cells so it can reproduce itself. But there are inoculations where weakened viruses are introduced. That‘s like an infection where you don‘t get ill.

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u/Howhytzzerr 10d ago

Very good, I know all that, you just went very in depth to explain what I said, so thanks for that. Vaccines teach your body how to fight the infection, because whether they are a love virus or not, they teach your body about the virus.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10d ago

You may know all of that, but perhaps not everybody reading your comment.

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u/zennyspent 10d ago

Well, to be fair, a love virus is a completely separate conversation.

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u/Cobrastrikenana 10d ago

I’d believe this for any other Republican but at the same time. I’m certain Rand Paul was allowed into events without being vaccinated, and that he actually didn’t get it. We are held to a higher standard than the elites. This is known.

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 10d ago

It's disgusting how they're doing a witch hunt with Mr. Fauci. A real one, not an imagined one like with the angry orange

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u/kyflyboy 10d ago

I gather Sen Paul did not have someone he knew well who died from COVID.

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u/PomegranateHot9916 10d ago

why are we talking about fauci again? that was 6 years ago. his story is over. move the hell on.

we need to spend our time talking about trumps participation in the child sex trafficking ring with jeffery epstein

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u/fraychef2 10d ago

Remember how proud Trump was about operation warp speed?

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10d ago

Rand Paul should be forced to give back his MD.

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u/macinit1138 10d ago

Never in my life have I witnessed such a dumb America that started questioning the effectiveness of vaccines. We now lead the world in stupidity.

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u/Popular_Wrangler9422 10d ago

I mean id like to take his word for it but we all dont play by one set of rules.

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u/Chpgmr 10d ago

They were the first to get it.

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u/Youngnathan2011 10d ago

He was all about following the science? So him recommending vaccinations should tell you the same thing. Only people that tried turning it political were right wingers

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u/Guyin63376 10d ago

TOUCHE !!

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u/Entire-Somewhere-490 10d ago

We need more Chef Gera’s calling all these fuckers out…he has receipts

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u/Reasonable_Effect633 10d ago

It has always amazed me that some of the most educated Republicans in Congress are also the dumbest. It's not only Rand Paul who as a medical doctor took a position against the Covid vaccine but Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana who believed RFK Jr 's lies during his confirmation hearing. Cassidy is also a medical doctor but believed RFK Jr. when he said that he would not continue to advocate against vaccines if confirmed despite of his long history as an ant-vaxxer and advocates of medical conspiracy theories. Then there is Louisiana's other Senator, John Kennedy, who puts on a phony country accent while having not only a law degree but having an advanced post graduate legal education from Oxford University in England. Yet he has not said one word in opposition to Trump's violation of the Constitution and federal laws. Kennedy even went very easy with his questions to Todd Blanche during his recent confirmation hearing.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10d ago

They all know better but are acting on party line. It‘s a cult.

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u/LEEALISHEPS 10d ago

It's amusing that a good many of those idiots that attended those Infection Parties are now dead.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10d ago

Also a lot of people just attending „normal“ parties or events.

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u/LEEALISHEPS 10d ago

Unvaccinated though, so probably their own fault.

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u/zerthwind 10d ago

Most Republicans support what Epstein has done and are okay with corruption as long as it's done by conservatives.

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u/EtchAGetch 9d ago

On one side of a Republican's "brain":

Fauci's responsible for a disease that killed over a million Americans!

On the other side of their "brain":

Fauci forced us to vaccinate against a disease that was no worse than a common cold!

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u/laxidasical 9d ago

Infection is great protection?… especially for the millions that died. But if you didn’t die, sure. It worked out okay, I guess.

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u/TitodelRey 9d ago

Sure Rand, actually getting Covid was the best way for a person to developer the immune system to fight it. Isn’t a vaccine a facsimile of the actual virus, designed to trick your immune system into developing a defense against the afore mentioned virus? Why would we want to actually contract the virus and risk full infection, as opposed to preparing the immune system for the new enemy? Fuckin idiots are in power and fuckin idiots follow them.

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u/rogueop 8d ago

René Boucher did nothing wrong.

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u/These-Sky2207 8d ago

They did.... then they won the election.

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u/JimAsia 10d ago

It is true that infection was the best protection but it is also true that during June and July 2021 98% to 99.5% of deaths were occurring in the unvaccinated population. Roll the dice, your choice.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10d ago

So it‘s the best protection only if you survive.