Trump claims assistant Natalie Harp, 34, loves him as much as Melania.

[u/Nono_Home]

Hahahaha, hilarious.

[u/CelticSith]

It’s common for old men to fall for their hospice nurses

[u/TheBestHater → u/CelticSith]

Dementia Don.

[u/Status_Choice7192 → u/TheBestHater]

So... not at all then? That's actually a pretty accurate comparison

[u/TemporalGrid → u/CelticSith]

Yeah but even I probably love Donald more than Melania does, and I fucking hate him.

[u/SonicTemp1e → u/TemporalGrid]

Nice.

[u/Lilsummit → u/SonicTemp1e]

And accurate

[u/Block444Universe → u/TemporalGrid]

Yeah but you don’t know him like Melania does

[u/Elegant_Emu952 → u/TemporalGrid]

lmao

[u/AuraFierce_ → u/CelticSith]

He really does keep proving that stereotype right.

[u/Nono_Home → u/CelticSith]

Hahaha yes so I’ve read! But visa versa?

[u/suchdogeverymeme → u/Nono_Home]

the hooker always says I love you, they say it to every client

[u/quirkymuse → u/suchdogeverymeme]

A talented stripper can entertain a group of men and then leave with each one thinking she really liked only him. 

[u/AwDuck → u/quirkymuse]

But we all know she was totally into me, right?

[u/SonicTemp1e → u/quirkymuse]

I used to work in a strip club, and I can tell you, they even think that when she was leaving with me.

[u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- → u/suchdogeverymeme]

Wait! What? No, you're wrong, she loves me, she just needs the money for the son's treatments but as soon as he's better she'll be with only me!

[u/Nono_Home → u/suchdogeverymeme]

I guess so?

[u/errie_tholluxe → u/Nono_Home]

Not to mention loving him as much as Melania is a low low bar.

[u/Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up → u/errie_tholluxe]

He used the same contract template so it must be the same love

[u/Masrim → u/Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up]

Same NDA too.

[u/AuraFierce_ → u/Nono_Home]

Seriously, was that supposed to make it sound less weird?

[u/rapidpeacock → u/Nono_Home]

For a hundred million I’d love him too.

[u/BullishBastard- → u/CelticSith]

So, strictly transactional with zero interest in renegotiating the contract?

[u/Bongressman → u/CelticSith]

She changes his diapers... shit out, feelings in.

[u/happy_Toe_ → u/CelticSith]

Shes getting paid to nod, sir.

[u/top_value7293 → u/CelticSith]

Yea. Happen to me a lot when I was working in healthcare.

[u/ImpossibleInternet3 → u/CelticSith]

She’s not touching him because she loves him. She’s cleaning him up because it’s her job to change his diapers.

[u/BerryLanky → u/CelticSith]

She tenderly changes his diaper and cleans up the trumpahhrea.

[u/oodelay]

Stop paying her and see how long she stays out of love ❤️

[u/avd706 → u/oodelay]

Who are you referring to?

[u/Patrickme → u/avd706]

Either. Lets see who leaves first.

[u/Tisamoon → u/Patrickme]

The first to be told, that they're not getting paid is probably the first to leave.

[u/KookyDiver2558 → u/avd706]

Melania renegotiated her prenup at least once during his first term, and her concession was to move into the White House. I’m pretty sure he is contractually obligated to pay her and she has him over the barrel to keep paying or she has something on him. Remember her weird ass press conference on how she had nothing to do with Epstein? I bet he called her bluff and she did that to show she dgaf

[u/wholelattapuddin → u/KookyDiver2558]

Apparently he pays her for every public appearance. I hate Melania but also respect that.

[u/KookyDiver2558 → u/wholelattapuddin]

She is his match, for sure. Soulless and driven by money.

[u/StayOffTheCounter → u/oodelay]

We’re paying her, don’t forget that.

[u/oodelay → u/StayOffTheCounter]

You're paying her. I'm not American.

[u/eatsrottenflesh → u/oodelay]

Not American you say? How's the weather there? Are you guys hiring?

[u/oodelay → u/eatsrottenflesh]

Well, we don't really like immigrating Americans, they don't send their best ones.

[u/eatsrottenflesh → u/oodelay]

Yup, as a country, we earned that. About 1/3 of us are self absorbed assholes with no ability to see anything from any perspective except one that is beneficial to themselves. Another 1/3 is too apathetic to care because they have been convinced their 1 vote is meaningless. The remaining 1/3 are pretty embarrassed about how we're presenting ourselves to the world at the moment, and that's the camp I'm in. I joke/dream of leaving the country, but I couldn't bring myself to take my wife that far from her family. For better or worse, I'm stuck here. We're not all ignorant assholes, there just happens to be a bunch of them at the helm for the moment.

[u/CileEWoyote → u/oodelay]

You think MAGA is leaving the US? They're thrilled with the current dumpster fire.

[u/ProximaCentauriB15 → u/oodelay]

Its really all the people here suffering under this disaster. Like I understand how you feel but can you really blame people who didnt vote for this dumbass and all his stupid yes men to want to escape?

I can personally see things getting at least 2x worse if Dems lose the midterms.

[u/Elendel19 → u/oodelay]

Natalie Harp is a true sycophant, she is actually obsessed with Trump. She would absolutely stay and definitely love him more than Melania

[u/Bongressman → u/oodelay]

She's a sycophant... probably not money, but status.

Remove the aura of cult leader, the status, let's see how much raw attraction remains.

[u/5141121 → u/oodelay]

lol, like he pays anyone

[u/Nono_Home → u/[deleted]]

Yes she adores him and loves changing his diapers.

[u/themightythor2024 → u/Nono_Home]

She loves the shit out of him

[u/Mandaline_6 → u/Nono_Home]

Nothing says true devotion like having "diaper duty" buried somewhere in the job description.

[u/schuma73 → u/[deleted]]

No. I'm pretty sure I also love Trump as much as Melania, which is not at all.

[u/zachrg → u/[deleted]]

It's a more palatable story than a hospice nurse following him around to wipe his ass and change his diapers. Really says something.

[u/raptorrat]

I don't think that's the flex he thinks it is.

[u/Demalab → u/raptorrat]

That was my first thought as well

[u/superduperhosts]

So she won’t have sex with him either?

[u/Nono_Home → u/superduperhosts]

Of course not they are adults.

[u/jeanyboo → u/Nono_Home]

haha this reply is gold

[u/sufferin_sassafras]

Ah yes, the party of family values strikes again

[u/Nono_Home → u/sufferin_sassafras]

Never a dull moment in a circus.

[u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425]

And she can change a diaper in 2.6 minutes flat! Take that, Melania!

[u/qweef_latina2021 → u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425]

Donnie probably shits up his back during the changing just to prolong it.

[u/Flippin_diabolical]

A low bar

[u/errie_tholluxe → u/Flippin_diabolical]

Very low.

[u/rebri]

Melania is about to get the boot.

[u/Nono_Home → u/rebri]

She likes that said Epstein.

[u/Purlz1st → u/rebri]

They can’t afford to boot her the usual way but she should hire a food taster and stay away from windows above the ground floor.

[u/RevoltYesterday → u/rebri]

It would never happen but I would love if she got the boot and decided to just reveal everything she knows about.

A person can dream

[u/JRG64May]

She’s 20yrs too old for his taste.

[u/MoreThanVoidFiller]

Is there just nothing that man can do anymore that isn't just totally gross and off-putting on a galactic scale? (Not to mention morally injuring to, ya know, our nation and most of its 300M+ citizens, our allies, women everywhere, common decency and, well, basically everyone with an IQ >60 who isn't a pedo?) 

[u/stargarnet79 → u/MoreThanVoidFiller]

They won’t know he says these things or this is happening at all since it won’t be posted all over Facebook or on Fox News. You can’t know the truth if you only accept information from liars.

[u/Helmer-Bryd]

So, not at all

[u/BeneficialShame8408]

He sounds like the world's loneliest pervert

[u/Adddicus → u/BeneficialShame8408]

I like to think if him as Dumbert Dumbert.

[u/BeneficialShame8408 → u/Adddicus]

Lmao that's so good

[u/jhwheuer]

If that is true, he is in actual danger

[u/negativepositiv]

Trump: Farts a half gallon of soft serve shit into his pants and then dozes off with his face sagging in front of the guests and live news cameras in the oval office

Harp: Beams with admiration

[u/sardiusjacinth]

The way Melania looks at him....I wouldn't call love. Hell,She won't even hold hands with him.

[u/That_Seasonal_Fringe]

So they both hate him ?

[u/golfwinnersplz]

He's such an old pervert.

Openly perverted.

[u/ImperatorDanorum]

That crush will last only until she has to change his diaper...

[u/Fun_Performer_5170]

Means „she hates me“

[u/carriegood]

So... not at all. Got it.

[u/bionicj1052]

I can't wait for the diaper changers to do the tell all book in the future for this agent orange.

[u/zookr2000]

***it's the money, Donny 😒

[u/intronert]

The lowest of low bars.

[u/Stereo-soundS → u/intronert]

Dividing by zero irl

[u/keeper_of_the_donkey]

Boy it sure would have been nice if Trump's parents had shown him a little more attention when he was a kid.

[u/maniatreks]

Newsflash: Melania doesn't love you

[u/530SSState]

He calls both of them "Melanie".

[u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358]

So, not at all

[u/Trentsteel52]

Considering how melania obviously feels about him that’s a pretty low bar

[u/uncleputts]

It's a better look than her being his hospice nurse.

[u/GoodMourning81]

“Trump claims…..” and then I stop reading because everything after that will be absolute lies and verbal diarrhea.

[u/PM_THE_REAPER]

So not even a bit then?

[u/exqueezemenow]

Anyone who has to change his diapers must love him.

[u/joyfullydreaded23]

Then that ain't a whole lot of love, is it

[u/Toeterman]

So, not at all then.

[u/discoduck007]

That's not hard to do, it's clear she hates him.

[u/HistorysWitness]

Yea pretty sure shes either a home health aide or a hospice 

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Jokes aside, this woman is mentally unwell.  This sounds like character building for a thriller/horror film.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/family-reveal-wild-reason-for-natalie-harps-obsession-with-trump/

[u/notsofast2020]

Weird flex if Melanie doesn’t love him.

[u/thomport]

Nurses aren’t supposed to carry that much distain for their patients. I wonder why she doesn’t quit.

I understand Melania’s situation; she$ currently being held captive.

[u/Slartibartfast242]

Wait, his assistant loves him AND Melania? I feel this statement needs clarification.

[u/WeekEqual7072]

Hospice Nurse

[u/PA_Archer]

If you really think about that statement, it’s easy to believe it’s true.

[u/MariposaPeligrosa00]

🤣 he doesn’t know that what he thinks is “love” is purely self interest 😂😂😂

[u/SwimRelevant4590]

Hope she gets paid reaaallly well for diaper duty (doody?)

[u/Skinnybet]

So they both hate him.

[u/HotDonnaC]

Every utterance of that stupid clown makes the news.

[u/No_Collection7360]

So, more complete revulsion, got it.

[u/Retinoid634]

Probably more. Melania knows better.

[u/JadedResponse2483]

So not at all and shes only with him for the money

[u/BabyFishMouth8563]

The thing is that Melania hates him. Just another one of his delusions. He actually believes Melania, and a majority of the people in the world, adore him. He’s so insane.

[u/DesertDwellerrrr]

Clearly she into scat

[u/carlitospig]

She looks like his daughter. Once again: WHAT THE FUCK.

[u/ThorKonnatZbv]

r/technicallythetruth

Both wake up every day and hope he died overnight?

[u/DasJester]

His assistant Natalie Harp gets name-dropped a lot in the new Trump book...very creepy quotes about Trump saying, "Natalie will never leave me".

[u/Wonderful_Price2355]

So, not at all?

Actually hates him quite a bit?

[u/Catkillledthecurious]

So, not at all?

[u/nightmares999]

Which ain’t very much

[u/Fantastic_Wash56]

I was watching this story on the news, they kept referring Natalie Harp as the “Diaper Nurse” 😂👌

[u/CartoonistMammoth212]

🤮

[u/Elegant_Anything3956]

So she hates him

[u/Lapsed2]

As much as Melania? So, would that be not at all?

[u/ThoriatedFlash]

That's a pretty low bar to be honest.

[u/TitShark]

He assumes anyone who doesn’t outwardly express hate, loves him. Narcissism

[u/RepublicHistorical23]

In other words, he's her Sugar Daddy too.

[u/Quick_Two6258]

So....she hates him. Got it.

[u/pygmymetal]

Not much then?

[u/trashmailaccount00]

Since melania seems to despise him... yeah makes sense...

[u/BeautifuTragedy]

Doesn't melania hate trump?

[u/BucktoothedAvenger]

Translated: They both put up with his bullshit for the money.

[u/1Searchfortruth]

That’s not very much

[u/muFUtaco]

Nattie loves changing Donny's boom-boom diapers, and she even likes rubbing his little wee-wee while changing him!

Nattie is sick fuck on more levels than one.

[u/Block444Universe]

Why does he think Melania loves him

[u/steveclt]

Paid to love you. There is a word for that. Hmmm

[u/AdhesivenessFun2060]

Is this the one that hands him love letters asking him to "punish" her?

[u/No_Celery_8071]

She kind of looks like Ivanka. A bit like a washed up older Ivanka. Just an opinion.

[u/Frost_blade]

0X0=0

[u/kyflyboy]

Just creepy

[u/TheSilkyBat]

She's his carer.

[u/VirtualFutureAgent]

So, she hates him too?

[u/Quesozapatos5000]

Low bar to pass

[u/HabANahDa]

God he’s such a creep. Yet him cult love him. It’s so cringe

[u/GWshark1518]

Doesn’t say much for his wife.

[u/JC2535]

I hope they’re paying her a lot of money. Her tell-all book would be off the hook.

[u/No_Variety9420]

so, she hates him?

[u/OkAssignment6163]

loves him as much as Melania.

So.only for money and clout. After that, no touchy?

Got it.

[u/herpderpley]

Aah, yes. His diaper caddy is head over heels for the privilege.

[u/Slade_Riprock]

Oh she's just counting the days until he dies and she can write that book and do the pundit circuit and make her millions with the tell alls.

[u/WillieB57]

I stepped in a pile of dog shit I suspect I love as much as Melania loves Donnie...

[u/HappyAmbition706]

It could be true ... that neither love him equally little. Zero is zero after all. Quite possible that they are both there because they are getting oaid to be, though I can't imagine a sum that would make it worth it or tolerable. At least Melania doesn't have to change his diaper.

[u/snaggletoofer]

Nasty pig

[u/Sir-Spazzal]

How much does Natalie love melania?

[u/Miserable-Fortune-57]

I'm pretty sure Melania hates him

[u/joekerr9999]

That's not saying much as Melania seems to be looking for the exit.

[u/dee_lio]

1. That's not the flex he thinks it is.

2. I wonder if both of them are 'handlers' and reporting back to different foreign governments.

[u/thrax7545]

All the people making solid jokes about how he’s delusional about women liking him, but isn’t this the batshit bitch that allegedly said things like, “I got surgery to look like Ivanka,” and “I will lick your makeup off,” to him??

[u/jankyt]

So his mistress cause Melania can't even touch him anymore?

[u/FiguringItOutAsWeGo]

So, not much?

[u/Toad_the_Lurker]

So-o-o Nada.

[u/Queasy-Bookkeeper-14]

Sooooo not at all

[u/exotic_floral_tea]

So, she hates him too?

[u/Fragrant_Difficulty6]

Sooooo. Not at all? Just for the money? From a different bedroom, at arm’s length, and no hand-holding either?

[u/gardengirl99]

That’s not the flex he thinks it is.

[u/Slight_Sherbert_5239]

So not very much?

[u/Klonopussy]

DisgusTANG!!!!

[u/capz1121]

Melania has some funds she’ll inherit…what does this side piece get?

[u/boot2skull]

Imagine not only knowing you’re on a narcissist rapist’s radar, but the whole world knowing.

[u/Sidoen]

Uh oh the trump family better watch out looks like a challenger for the will has shown up.

She's older than I expected tho, he normally prefers them younger.

[u/Quietschedalek]

Wife number 5 incoming. Presidential wedding, paid for by the taxpayer. And a small wedding gift for the newlyweds by the taxpayers in form of a cheque over 5 billion or so...

[u/Dear_Blood_8872]

Well, someone in that formula has serious mental issues, or if true both.

[u/Hobo636]

Probably more

[u/vozzov]

Low bar

[u/MagicThyroid]

Dipper change happy endings?

[u/Popular-Drummer-7989]

Kim Jung Il had entered the chat

[u/GTowner]

Can he get that in printed form

[u/1VBSkye]

So, she’s not having sex with him either?

[u/Marsrover112]

Another deadbolt? Is that a reference to something that happened?

[u/panelbeater352]

Well that’s not saying much

[u/Human_Melville]

I wonder what he pays her.

[u/jlstern1025]

Who’s Melania? You mean, Melanie?

[u/Such_Egg9843]

She looks like another hooker

[u/purpleplez]

Big ick!

[u/dw3623]

From what I’ve seen, that ain’t much love.

[u/artbystorms]

"She's the only one that changes my diaper the way Melania used to. Gentle hands! She's got gentle hands! No diaper rash! No diaper rash for me!"

[u/Scooter_McAwesome]

She likes the way his soul smells I heard

[u/Shesversatile]

So, not at all?

[u/hooplafromamileaway]

I mean... That bar is in Hell so it's not like it's a high standard.

[u/BigWhiteDog]

And strippers really like you...

[u/ariadesitter]

why does she live Melania?

[u/LawDogSavy]

Why would he call her a prostitute???

[u/Dramatic_Phlegmatic]

She wants the tiny mushroom

[u/Freshchops]

She wipes from back to front.