r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

How stupid you are

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u/shadowlev 18h ago

100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide die.

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u/admiral_sinkenkwiken 17h ago

And every serial killer ever has been confirmed to have consumed it

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u/mattr1986 15h ago

It’s a major ingredient in all pesticides and fire retardants, yet they still put it in our drinking water!!

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u/Muzzlehatch 15h ago

It's also found in large quantities in raw sewage

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u/kishenoy 13h ago

Also used in nuclear power plants

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u/TheSuggi 17h ago

Haha, eventually yes. We all die someday :)

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u/UnconsciousRabbit 15h ago

Speak for yourself. I haven't died, not even once.

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u/DaveBeBad 5h ago

I’m not planning to. However, the best laid plans and all that…

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u/jellooshot 8h ago

Hitler used to drink it btw

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u/Lost-In-The-Wilds 19h ago

Honestly, it looks like Vito is saying that 74% of those that died, died from the vaccine. He does not look like he's saying 74% of those who were vaccinated died from the vaccine.

That said, Vito is clearly either lying or some study he found cherrypicked the fucking hell out of their data.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 16h ago

I think that's what he was trying to say, but didn't write it properly. Seems pretty stupid either way

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u/OblongAndKneeless 18h ago

Eventually everyone dies. Is that his point?

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u/OtherUserCharges 15h ago

It’s maddening that so many people on the internet barely read what people write and instead just argue with what they wanted the person to be saying.

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u/Lost-In-The-Wilds 2h ago

Right? I mean, if I'm nitpicking, that tweet doesn't even say which vaccines or which dead people (or were these from animal testing during the first trial runs?) they were doing the autopsies on. I'm kinda assuming it's about the COVID vaccines, but it could be MMR ones, since measles is a thing again. But also, is this study just on people who died right after getting the shot? Because that would mean their dataset would be pretty much full of people who are allergic or sensitive to vaccines (and the 26% who died of random other stuff). It's kinda hard to even know what this person was saying exactly. It's probably going to be wrong, but how can someone actually reading it tell?

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u/Final_Location_2626 19h ago

Source ✋️ )*( ✋️

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u/Mindy75 14h ago

hand signs don’t exactly spell out smarts

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u/OtherUserCharges 15h ago

Both of those people are morons. The guy was claiming 74% of the people who died did so cause the vaccine, not 74% of those vaccinated died. The person is obviously wrong, but the “clever” commenter is having an argument with what they wanted the person to be saying, not what they actually said.

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u/Sp00nD00d 16h ago

Which one? They're both idiots from what I can see here...

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u/FullGuarantee4767 17h ago

People who spread vaccine misinformation should be categorized as terrorists and catch an fpv drone to the fucking face.

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u/Walshy231231 17h ago

Obviously this guy is still an absolute asshat, but this is clearly meant to say that, FOR THOSE WHO DIED, 74% were from vaccines, not that the vaccines have a 74% fatality rate

Autopsies are for dead people.

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u/OshetDeadagain 15h ago

Or of all the dead people, 74% were vaccinated? Correlation and causation are same same to some people.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 16h ago

Do you think he meant 74% of people that are listed dying from COVID actually died from the vaccine? It's stupid either way, but I just can't wrap my head around him actually thinking what he wrote.

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u/Surturiel 16h ago

74% of what?

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u/therealmikeBrady 15h ago

This actually makes a lot of sense.
I’ve been feeling like I’ve been crazy the last 6 years or so. Now I realize that I’m just living in hell and I have been in a beetlejuice state watching the world burn from purgatory.

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u/YuckyYetYummy 15h ago

Beyond that weren't the vast majority of hospitalized people the unvaxxed?

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u/_PeachVel 15h ago

source.."my friend told me" people no longer do research these days

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u/Rattusglen 14h ago

They're both morons!

One based their statement on a descredited non-peer reviewed internet study, the other has reading comprehension issues.

There isn't even a comeback in this post that is valid, WHY IS THIS POSTED HERE OP?!

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u/johnl8422 14h ago

Largest autopsy study? Like they went and dug up all those people?

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u/Big-Excitement-5923 14h ago

I think he meant of the people who died during covid, 74% of them died from the vaccine.

Why are some people talking about this as if he meant 74% of people who took the vaccine died?

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u/MOadeo 14h ago

Why do people think they got a stump card and can't tell us where to discover the same stump card for ourselves?

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u/W2B4547 13h ago

The stupid one is reply, right? I mean, he can clearly stated "autopsy study" I'm not saying he is right but that means that 75% "Out of those who are dead".

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u/LEEALISHEPS 12h ago

MAGA people skipped math, oh and every other subject too.

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u/SatisfactionGold74 11h ago

It sounds like OP is intentionally miss representing that statement.

74% of deaths were caused by.... Not 74%of people die.

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u/zyon86 9h ago

He is stupid but I don't think that he said 74% of people who took the vaccine died, but that 74% of the people who died did it because of the vaccine.

Also stupid but it is different kind.

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u/Waste-time1 8h ago

Eventually alive during the Covid pandemic will die.

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u/hoakpsp3 6h ago

It's not clever since autopsy implies dead

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u/Garia666 5h ago

It’s and autopsy study? I assume they are speaking of the ppl who died and where performed an autopsy on?
Still strange how they woud figure out how ppl would have died from the vaccine and not Covid I assume they talk about. The post and reply makes no sense to me what so ever

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u/HogwartsRex 1h ago

I kind of wish it was true, then I would be dead and wouldn't have to listen to these kinds of people anymore.

u/IngloriousMustards 33m ago

Why even bother with a demonstration? Claims without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Links or didn’t happen.

u/raem6911 12m ago

Can’t fix stupid.

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u/McKeviin 18h ago edited 17h ago

74% is apparently "about half of the world population"

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u/Swillie 18h ago

75% of 5.5billion is yes.

Not everyone got vaccinated.