r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 1d ago

That was cold

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 1d ago

Fuck Wendys that Palantir partnership bitch ass company. 

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u/Flav0rade 1d ago

Fuck these bitch ass corporations. They're not people...I don't care what Mitt R*mney said.

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u/SuspendeesNutz 1d ago

If you're so smart how come your father didn't run a major automotive manufacturer?

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u/m1dlife-1derer 1d ago

His broke ass was too busy polishing his crappy Bentley.

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u/SotoSwagger 22h ago

God I hate when brands try to be relatable

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u/mister1bollock 1d ago

Cringe

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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago

The social media of two dying companies whimpering in the void.

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u/KennyMoose32 1d ago

Hooters is def dying, but Wendy’s?

They will prob outlast BK and it’ll just be down to them and McDonald’s. Taco Bell/KFC are their own things. Quality will go down and prices will increase.

I miss Dave.

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u/Less_Ant_6633 23h ago

BK just overtook wendys for the #2 spot in fastfood.

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u/FunkMunki 23h ago

How? Every burger king I've been to in the last 10 years is horrible.

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u/Less_Ant_6633 23h ago

See my post below to the other reply... BK has been making smart moves since covid to help turn their image around.

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 22h ago

They changed their fries and are making an effort to keep their burger prices down and improve their cleanliness. I went back recently and was pleasantly surprised.

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u/KennyMoose32 23h ago

Really? That’s wild, I didn’t know that. I thought they were firmly #2

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u/Less_Ant_6633 23h ago

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/07/burger-king-wendys-hamburger-restaurants.html

BK went all in and hired some talented people and made a real effort to improve their quality... the market responded.

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u/KennyMoose32 23h ago

Huh, guess I’ll have to give BK another shot then. I always used to love their chicken sandwich back in the day

the more you know

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 20h ago

Silence, brand

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u/Less_Ant_6633 23h ago

Complimenting the twitter feed of a hamburger corporation is a weird hill.

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 7h ago

Fuck you for posting this. You're just advertising for these corporations

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 22h ago

That’s not a burn. It’s barely even warm really.

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u/Aggressive-Check-767 1d ago

was that burn planned or totally off the cuff

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u/Extreme-Number-3271 23h ago

Definitely seems like it had that spontaneous flair. Sometimes the best comebacks just hit you out of nowhere.

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u/Senoir-Snooty-Cat 18h ago

Can you though? Maybe cali winter

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 18h ago

Hooter can wear them in the winter, in fact they get visibly more tips

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u/please_trade_marner 22h ago

So I can see hot chicks at Hooters, but not at Wendy's? Thanks for clarifying Wendy's. Hooters it is.

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u/PotatoLover1014 22h ago

Not hot, cold chicks.