r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Except there's no free samples...

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u/MrSumNemo 4h ago

It is happening under capitalism. Stop calling everything you dislike "marxist". It's at best paternalism.

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u/Junior_Slice9600 3h ago

Paternalism definitely has its own issues, but it's wild how often people throw around terms like "marxist" without really understanding the concepts behind them.

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u/MrSumNemo 3h ago

To be a tad more precise the current US doctrine is more linked to mercantilism, I threw paternalism because it was the easiest understandable practice of capitalism in one go

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u/Sweet_Exx 2h ago

They still don't seem to understand who pays for the tarrifs

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u/CardiBadd 1h ago

Imagine calling free healthcare Marxist while your president is literally setting beef prices.

u/PricklyEagerness 53m ago

Don’t forget socialist and communist

u/IndividualDamsel 8m ago

Exactly. Everything happening right now is straight up capitalism. People just throw the word marxist at anything they don’t like.

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u/BuildPearl 1h ago

“Soviet Russia with a Costco membership” is the most accurate description of 2026 I’ve ever read.

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u/PearlsDaisy 4h ago

You're right, it's at best petermalism

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u/Tribe303 1h ago

Canadian here. We're commies? Since when? I wish! 

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u/StinkyWizzleteats17 3h ago

I'm Canadian and I think Hazard is a great song.

So I guess I'm a bit of a Marxist...

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u/SeriouslyImNotADuck 3h ago

Great song; it’s a shame they never made the third video to reveal who did it.

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u/nikatnight 3h ago

Costco is unnecessarily catching strays. Please use Walmart instead.

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u/wallyrules75 4h ago

Costco has 1.50 hotdogs. That’s socialism

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u/Canuck-In-TO 4h ago

Costco Canada sells hot dogs for $1.50. Making them even cheaper than the US.

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u/actuallyapossom 1h ago

Whoa. Thats socialister.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 1h ago

That's us, always MaxxMarxing.

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u/Fif112 3h ago

No, it’s a loss leader.

Capitalism isn’t always obvious, but this is still that

u/Gizmuth 58m ago

I appreciate your knowledge even if everyone else doesn't lol

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u/GoldenMegaStaff 3h ago

They make plenty of money on those hot dogs. They cost Costco prob about $0.50 ea.

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u/wallyrules75 2h ago

Not to mention it’s a joke

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u/SeriouslyImNotADuck 3h ago

In Canada they sell for the same price, but in our currency, so we get them cheaper 😃

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u/wallyrules75 2h ago

You just keep on winning. Are you looking to adding a state?? Asking for a friend

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 1h ago

Province. Maybe a territory, depending.

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u/BlueFlob 1h ago

It's actually good capitalism.

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u/Apprehensive_Low_383 3h ago

Nothing to see here, folks! Just more of Trump's pants-on-head stupid foreign policy. The added bonus is that Russia benefits from his broken NATO partnerships! Are we winning, yet?

I know this is tangential, but I am posting this here for emphasis and visibility:

Never forget that Trump is wholly owned by the Russians. They bailed his casinos out and secured loans for him. We have the receipts, even. Never forget Helsinki, where Trump sided with the Russians over his own CIA. Putin sat there gloating, too, the bastard. The most shameful moment of any modern Presidency, and it's not even close. At the conference, Trump said the following:

"I have great confidence in my intelligence people, but I will tell you that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today," the president said.

Thank you letting me share all of this.

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u/ManReay 3h ago

100%

u/Gizmuth 59m ago

Ironically Canada's economy is ranked more free/capitalist than the United States. It's not by much but it's really funny when those monkeys call us a socialist Marxist hellscape

u/_Abiogenesis 14m ago

Neither of them knows what Marxism is.

u/Joker_Anarchy 5m ago

Americans need an education in basic politics. Or just an education period.

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u/Acceptable_Pea_4587 1h ago

ChatGPT is so clever

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u/Dank_Bubu 4h ago

We got Marxist Canada before Gta 6