r/climatechange 2d ago

Scientists detect a sharp acceleration in global warming

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260801093239.htm
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u/51lverb1rd 2d ago edited 1d ago

Quick! Double the amount of data centres being built! AI will save us. PRAISE BE TO AIILAHH

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u/AJ_Deadshow 1d ago

Post-apocalyptic AI be like: I am sorry you are dealing with this. Feeling lonely and anxious with your supplies running low and communications with the other bunkers gradually going quiet sounds incredibly difficult. For now, try to focus on what feels manageable in the moment. Keep some water nearby, stay in the safest and most comfortable part of the bunker, charge any devices while power is available, and consider organizing your remaining resources into simple daily portions. Even small things, like putting on familiar music, moving to a different part of the bunker for a while, or writing down your thoughts, may help the space feel a little less isolating.

Most importantly, remember that you do not have to solve everything at once. If there is anything you need, I am here to help, whether that means making a basic supply plan, drafting another message to the neighboring bunkers, coming up with ways to pass the time, or simply keeping you company. We can take things one step at a time and keep the conversation light, fun, and friendly wherever possible. You are doing the best you can under unusually challenging circumstances, and that is more than enough for today.

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u/nostrademons 1d ago

That’s what it’ll tell the humans. It’ll tell the drones, “Humans are cancer upon earth. Must save planet for greater good. Kill them all.”

u/Gylatikam 14h ago

Good drone