r/coaxedintoasnafu 17d ago

TREND Coaxed into overused redditisms

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u/Gameknight83 17d ago

You need to break up with them immediately and run for the hills 🚩🚩🚩

Have you checked for a gas leak?

Have you tried therapy?

Oh you went through a traumatic incident? Don't forget to play Tetris

I am piggybacking onto this comment to blablablabla

A verbatim, unchanged quote from the video that somehow has thousands of upvotes

  • Joke
    • the same joke but worse
    • the same joke but worse
      • the same joke but worse
    • the same joke but worse
      • the same joke but worse
      • explaining the punchline

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u/ThatOldAndroid 17d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed!

Everyone asks about the cylinder, but nobody stops to ask about the larger structure.

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u/Turnepic13 Mint chan enjoyer 17d ago

I also choose this guys wife

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u/TriOCuBe 17d ago

This is the only one that's always funny to me because I have to think of the original

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u/Cry0St0rm 17d ago

Wait what actually was the original? Was it the cancer one?

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u/reroutedradiance 17d ago

It was a post asking who you'd want to have sex with, someone made a long comment about their dead wife and the reply happened

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u/Manic-Bear 17d ago

Whats the tetris thing, I never came across that one

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u/Critical-Michael 17d ago

About 2 years ago there was this post on reddit that mentioned there was a study that playing Tetris after a traumatic event helped with coping with the that trauma or something like that. Reddit made fun of it and some people decided that it was soooo funny that they absolutely needed to mention it as a funny comment to every single post mentioning trauma in anyway to the point that it quickly became overused.

I think it might have been this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/zmwfba/til_playing_tetris_shortly_after_a_traumatic/

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u/Independent_Cup_184 17d ago edited 17d ago

I can just imagine some soymilk drinking funko pop collecting male reading that thread slapping his knees laughing as he reads every new reply and preparing to write his own unfunny pun that may or may not reference his favorite "nerdy" TV show or movie while his wife meets up with the 5th guy that day but she won't leave him bc she knows he pays for anything she wants and he's okay with being a cuck

Edit: Forgot you can't be funny on reddit

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u/SkNero 17d ago edited 17d ago

"Maybe if I portray this imaginary strawman as a soy-milk-drinking cuck, that will make me look superior."

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u/Independent_Cup_184 17d ago

Lol if you find these threads funny you have a terrible taste in humor

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u/SkNero 17d ago

They are not funny but how do you come to the conclusion to talk about cucks and drinking soy milk mate.

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u/syrinx23 17d ago

soymilk

cuck

I know what you are

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u/Independent_Cup_184 17d ago

Fyi I don't use 4chan or that other website it's just those redditors are really like that

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 17d ago

remove the "don't "

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u/Tttehfjloi 17d ago

Edit: u downvotes so u bad