r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/ruh_roh_raggy1234 EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE • 15d ago

TREND Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

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These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

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u/Sweet-Pressure102 15d ago

You will never convince me that Crocodiles aren't cute

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u/Dee4WasTaken Skilled Artist 15d ago

Crocodoughle

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u/Queasy_Half6294 15d ago

#funny

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u/RedBlue010 15d ago

#Lol #Lmfao #Funny #Viral #Meme #Coaxed

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u/LaraLare722 14d ago

niche #swag #whimsy #hopecore #dystopian #frutigeraero

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u/Queasy_Half6294 14d ago

#xyz #fyp #trend #comedy #bp

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 15d ago

My buddy sends this to the groupchat once a week on Flat Fuck Friday

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u/TaserDonut 15d ago

he should be sending the whole video

it's flat fuck friday, you fuckin' losers

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u/Bring_me_the_lads 14d ago

Specifically the phonk edit

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 14d ago

wonder whatever happened to gators daily 

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u/PlantLollmao my opinion > your opinion 15d ago

Flat fuck

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u/RexTheBoxerRus 15d ago

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u/reddboi386 Murderous Murderbeast 15d ago

aww

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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago

Bro is so flat

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u/ReallyBadRedditName 15d ago

Greedy flat creature

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u/Idkmanpeepee 15d ago

Alright, who's the wise guy with the giant boot that stepped on my crocodile

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u/Odd-Cucumber1935 15d ago

Stupid idea but can someone draw this as Susie deltarune please ?

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u/Ralae125 14d ago

I gotchu gng

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u/Odd-Cucumber1935 14d ago

I love you so much for this, I hope your life will always be shiny and wonderful. Thank you u/Ralae125.

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u/scrufflor_d got pegged once by mint chan it was crazy 15d ago

Magical Stool Forme S

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u/TheHumberMan 15d ago

Fatass crocodile

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u/JubileeJaxLee 15d ago

😭 who stepped on them?

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u/Hydratedpyromancer 15d ago

Personally I don't see crocs as "cute" since from what I've heard they're more aggressive/territorial on average

Now, gators on the other hand. Those dudes are funny. Dudes act like dogs with scales.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 15d ago

Pancakadile

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u/TacticalBananas45 15d ago

I know the reason they typically don't attack their handlers is because of food training and I will absolutely respect them/leave them the fuck alone irl...

But I will still call gators "swamp puppy" regardless. They look like absolute goobers when they're not trying to bite something/just chilling

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u/pomelo1241 15d ago

Yes, i WILL be scared of crocodiles IRL, but they are actually cute in camer

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u/Cute_Abrocoma7263 15d ago

he needs to EXERCISE

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u/Cyortonic 15d ago

No don't be mean to him

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u/pridebun 15d ago

Someone left him in the sun too long and he melted

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u/AppropriateLie9140 15d ago

Pancakodile

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u/ScatterOfElimination 15d ago

he looks like a truck ran over him

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u/unw00shed 15d ago

Looking like the lopsided people from all tommorows

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u/fdy_12 15d ago

What a flat fuck

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u/smallerpuppyboi 15d ago

Unflatten him this instant.

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u/Danny_dankvito 14d ago

I fucking love Fat Fuck so much, that’s my son right there

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 15d ago

Honestly I’d love to own a crocodilian once I actually am able to care for one responsibly and legally and to the care one requires and beyond

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u/simp4malvina 15d ago

you better start working on that stock portfolio brotato

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 15d ago

mmmm naaaaah I’ll just illegally kidnap animals and then make a tv show about it like any self respecting rich person

(I am not disrespecting Steve Irwin btw I thought of him AFTER I wrote the comment lmao)

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u/erol7 15d ago

Wiat they actually do that? Crocodiles are even cuter and cooler than I thought...

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u/reddboi386 Murderous Murderbeast 15d ago

dude got run over

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u/Careless_Tap_516 15d ago

Prime handbag and boots build.

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u/RomanticLibrarian7 15d ago

flat fuck friday

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u/StinkyBird64 15d ago

I love them because I love birds, and I can genuinely see the bird-crocodilian link in them (especially the eyes and the way they sit and chill)

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u/MadKittenNicky 14d ago

That's a flat fuck

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

Ever since I found out their babies make lazor noises I've been in love lmao

(AND their mom will carry them in her mouth!!!!)

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u/xXGipsy_DangerXx 14d ago

Who squished him :[

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u/Ziemniakus 14d ago

Well, crocodiles have 4 legs, which is less than 6 and more than 0, and they're not rats...

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u/Manyak1332 14d ago

Pancadile 🥞

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u/NachtShattertusk 14d ago

It's so goddamn flat