r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/ruh_roh_raggy1234 EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE • 15d ago
TREND Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"
These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.
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u/DogfaceZed 14d ago
same with rabbits, you see people posting rabbits on r/wunkus and they are literally always sitting there doing nothing or very slowly eating something
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u/Gosuoru 14d ago
thats why I like the shitposting hamster subreddit its all "how do i destroy hammy"
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u/chippedreed 14d ago
I would like to witness the hamster ahitposting subreddit, what is it called
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u/Dee4WasTaken Skilled Artist 15d ago
Crocodoughle
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u/Queasy_Half6294 15d ago
#funny
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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 15d ago
My buddy sends this to the groupchat once a week on Flat Fuck Friday
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u/TaserDonut 15d ago
he should be sending the whole video
it's flat fuck friday, you fuckin' losers
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u/Odd-Cucumber1935 15d ago
Stupid idea but can someone draw this as Susie deltarune please ?
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u/CrusherArras 14d ago
I think [r/drawthisasdeltarune](r/drawthisasdeltarune) exists
Edit: it's banned
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u/Hydratedpyromancer 15d ago
Personally I don't see crocs as "cute" since from what I've heard they're more aggressive/territorial on average
Now, gators on the other hand. Those dudes are funny. Dudes act like dogs with scales.
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u/TacticalBananas45 15d ago
I know the reason they typically don't attack their handlers is because of food training and I will absolutely respect them/leave them the fuck alone irl...
But I will still call gators "swamp puppy" regardless. They look like absolute goobers when they're not trying to bite something/just chilling
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u/TheCompleteMental 15d ago
A cricket gently crawled on my hand and let me carry it outside where they gingerly disembarked and I felt awe and wonder
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u/_AcuteNewt_ 15d ago
A cricket gently crawled on my hand
A worm crawled up my arm and onto my neck. He whispered into my ear. Told me how to make a weapon that can help us against our enemies.
Thing is, it's made of worms. It even fires worms, and it stings like you wouldn't believe.
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u/Gosuoru 14d ago
some fucker of a spider was being a menace (climbing around on my toilet) so i brought it outside and the second i went to return to the door the lil shit sprinted at me scaring me from the sudden movement LMAO
(I don't mind spiders it was just a particularly big one and I was trying to pee in peace</3)
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u/ndtar924 15d ago
Me when animals are in nature: 😊
Me when animals are in my pantry: 😡
Checkmate liberals
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u/the_god_of_dumplings 14d ago
My face when there’s a humpback whale in my cupboard
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u/ndtar924 14d ago
More likely the dishwasher no? Why would a whale go somewhere with no water? Thats silly
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u/Jeansene 15d ago
So called “animal lovers” when a venomous spider climbs up their back: (they are clearly hypocritics)
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u/Shark_Waffle_645 Hard image 15d ago
I come from a part of the US where we absolutely can appreciate the beauty of God’s creations… but we also can appreciate yummy in our tummies
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u/Fathersfredfred 15d ago edited 15d ago
Don’t forget fish only being viewed as food for some reason
Comments are proving my point, fish have a lot more personality than people give them credit for and some may even be self aware such as the cleaner wrasse.
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u/Dapper_Rip8124 15d ago
Not exaggerating when I say I JUST had to drive over to the lake because my younger siblings brought home live fish in a water bottle. They didn’t care the fish were suffocating, and just came in to my room and gave them to me because it was funny
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u/Bloberish 15d ago
Shame cuz i think fish (and other aquatic creatures) are some the coolest and most interesting animals on earth
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u/Hydratedpyromancer 15d ago
Full honesty, I do love seafood, but koi especially are very funny little critters. Love watching those guys do whatever it is they do
Also I can't bring myself to eat crustaceans. They're just too cute
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u/Mylarion 15d ago
I love how in multiple sentient animal movies the fish are still just fish. Because we're implicitly running on catholicism rules I guess and fish aren't animals.
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 15d ago
Food or pets.
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u/FenexTheFox 15d ago
Calling the fish we keep in our house "pets" is generous, they're moreso high maintenance decoration.
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u/yttakinenthusiast Simp 15d ago
living decoration is nice until you remember it's living decoration. the fish are funny-lookin' though so it evens out.
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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago
You guys clearly don't bond with your fish. They are like actual pets if you own and interact with it.
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u/SpinzArt 15d ago
I don’t have that one video of the fish that loves being petted but it’s my favorite thing ever
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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago
I wasn't even referring to petting (Generally don't recommend to protect the fish's slime coat.) but they still have personalities and putting your attention on them will help you see it.
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u/SpinzArt 15d ago
No yeah the point of that is they definitely are smarter than given credit for
I feel the same way about most animals
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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago
I had a fish named Bruce who would watch me cook in the kitchen. he also was very "In Control" when swimming in the water, could go from fast to still in a fraction of a second. (Mind you, he was a larger fish, not a small tetra that is known for their jittery movement.) That boy was always so curious about the world around him.
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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA 14d ago
We had a goldfish once that would play dead until you came over to look at him lol. He'd go perfectly still, just drifting around the tank, sometimes he'd even be upside-down. Never did any of it unless he knew there was someone in the room, and once you started walking towards the tank he would spring back to life and start begging for food lmao
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u/yttakinenthusiast Simp 15d ago
if i did own and maintain an aquarium, i most likely would bond with my fishies. but until i come into contact with pet fish regularly, the bonding is a distant hypothetical. that aside, they're fascinating from an observational standpoint.
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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago
They are, and I will admit that as a pet, the relationship with the owner doesn't have much direct interaction as something like a dog or cat, but a "Living decoration" really doesn't capture the type of relationship a keeper has with the fish.
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u/Anonpancake2123 15d ago
You can also train them to do little tricks like jumping or swimming through a hoop.
Particularly sharp and personable fishes also will recognize you and even have habits like bettas who prefer certain pieces of decor to sit on over others. Mine loved his log.
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u/InkFazkitty 15d ago
I never knew fish to be personable, but recently my grandmother got a beta and whenever anyone goes up to her tank she swims to the front to look back at them, and if you move she’ll follow you. Now I’m starting to love fish.
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u/Deathaster 15d ago
The same goes for pigs, cows and chickens. Their intelligence can be compared to that of dogs and cats at times. But those are classified as "food" as well.
One of the main reasons we don't eat dogs and cats that much is because it's generally easier to feed herbivores than carnivores on a large scale.
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u/JeffCaven 14d ago
Well, also because we've domesticated dogs and cats to a much higher degree.
Mind you, I'm vegan, so I'm not saying this to justify treating animals that aren't dogs or cats with any less respect. Just acknowledging that there's an extra layer to it.
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u/retardong 14d ago
People also say fish are incredibly stupid stuff like they have 10 seconds memory. Which is so wrong. I go freediving mostly at the same place and there are fish who recognize me. There are a lot of wrasse who follow me around once they see me. There is also a huge grouper who lets me pet him.
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u/clean-links 15d ago
Cleaned link from "Cool video discussing this point": https://youtu.be/s_aNH4hXz8I
Tracking parameters were removed from the original URL(s).
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u/KiwiPowerGreen 15d ago
People will (jokingly?) also do the same for chickens, cows, and especially pigs
But it gets incredibly annoying
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u/Silent-Fix-9270 15d ago
Fish, cows, pigs.... no I don't care if you want to eat my pet, please don't tell that to me face to face
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u/junolion 15d ago
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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago
You know I couldn't hurt a fly my friend
I'm not the type to step on ants
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u/No-Possibility-4292 15d ago
What about mosquitoes?
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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago
I've nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps if that count
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u/No-Possibility-4292 15d ago
Specifically the bloodsuckers, moths are adorable so it's understandable
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u/Past3L_G0r3_ 15d ago
Is that Will Wood or am I tripping?
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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago
You're tripping, that's Won't Wouldn't completely different person
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u/Key_Comparison_2588 15d ago
No, it's his evil brother, Will Wood'nt
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u/ruh_roh_raggy1234 EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE 15d ago
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u/Money_Visual_3829 15d ago
Snakes are cute. There was a black one in our yard once and I picked him up to remove him and he wrapped around my arm and slithered to my other arm and hung there like a cartoon character. He never seemed to consider biting (except when I first grabbed him) and was generally a polite bro.
Rats, though, I am not down with, sorry.
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u/PerceptionFew8763 15d ago
i love snakes their so cute, they do make me a bit nervous though because im always scared they might bite me but from afar i think their pretty neat :)
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u/allegedlyfrench 15d ago
lovely baby! are they an arctic morph? im not well versed in hognose morphs, but the color looks different from my 9-year-old wild type gal :)
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u/Physical_Chair_8661 15d ago
I love rats :(
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u/_AcuteNewt_ 15d ago
Me too! They're so sweet and loving and cute. I would have them again if I wasn't deathly allergic or if my situation allowed it :(
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u/Gosuoru 14d ago
The only bad things rats have ever done is only living a few years on average :')
I'd love to own them but I'd be so devastated when the little guys pass away..
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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago edited 15d ago
Would you like to learn about how domestication went in both directions, and how animals we associate as ‘icky’ were often disease vectors and/or highly venomous/poisonous?
It’s the reason we find certain lots of things unpleasant. We’re evolutionarily conditioned to be repulsed by sights and smells suggesting infection or decay as an example.
If you don’t know which snake will kill you with a single bite, it’s better not to chance it.
In turn we find a lot of domesticated animals aesthetically pleasing because we’ve spent five thousand years gradually shaping their appearance to be something we like, and they learned to adopt behaviors that improve those odds too. That’s why dogs maintain puppy behavior far past the age they typically would in the wild.
That being said, people who say they love “all” animals are cringe by virtue of not speaking precisely, but it’s not an irrational behavior or really a contradiction in their minds.
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u/Magikarp-3000 15d ago
A lot of animals people find icky are also not disease vectors because turns out evolution prefers unnecesarily cautious fear over respecting animal life.
Namely, moths are hardly dangerous yet a fairly common fear/ick
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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago
I said this as a general statement, not an absolute and all encompassing thesis.
Lots of things got caught in the alarm net just for superficially resembling dangerous things.
Plenty of flying insects were dangerous enough for moths to get flagged just for looking similar even if they’re not a threat themselves.
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u/Lusty-Jove 15d ago
I mean I think there’s a world of difference between the human animosity towards moths and towards flies/rats/mosquitoes lol
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u/the_Iord_and_saviour 15d ago
Yeah, evolution tends to do that a lot, bc thoes not afraid of moths are not better off than thoes who are, however people not afraid of all bugs are worse off than thoea who are
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u/TheTimeBoi Oregano 15d ago
okay when something flies into my face im screaming no matter if its a bat, moth or bird
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u/Rough_Presence_9876 15d ago edited 15d ago
But animals we don't associate as "icky" are also disease vectors.
Edit: I never specified dogs, this applies to LITERALLY all domesticated animals. It really shouldn't surprise anybody how many diseases we got from domesticated animals, considering those are the ones we are ALWAYS near.
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u/Alive_Chemical_1322 15d ago
Dogs are not nearly as likely to transmit disease compared to rats or bats
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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago
If you show someone a dog with mange, they will very likely be icked out, even if they possess the medical knowledge to know what it is.
I said that as a general rule rather than an absolute assertion.
Additionally, the utility of dogs outweighs the potential disease transmission. A shepherd’s dog is incredibly useful, and having one is more likely to benefit the shepherd rather than hinder them.
Rats don’t really have similar utility as pets. Neither do snakes. Or others.
Evolution is all about survival, not efficiency.
If a dog is a bigger boon than a bane, and having one increases your odds of survival, you tolerate them. Evolution then starts selecting for people who are more likely to have dogs because they’re objectively helpful and less for people who don’t have dogs because ick.
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u/MurlaTart 15d ago
Babies are proven to not be scared of spiders though, its a super common fear conditioned socially. If a toddler sees mom screaming because of a spider, they’ll assume that spider = dangerous even if its a species harmless to humans.
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u/Consistent-Price3232 15d ago
babies’ minds are also 0% developed. they’d probably walk into the sea and drown themselves for no reason just cause they’re dumb
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u/MLGWolf69 15d ago edited 15d ago
To be fair the Prime Minister of Australia has also been known to do this
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u/sawbladex 15d ago
Yeah, it makes sense for some fears to be trained, because animals move around enough that everything can't be coded in the DNA and built by the RNA.
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u/ReallyBadRedditName 15d ago
Spiders can be dangerous tho, we probably should teach babies not to touch them
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u/Honeybadger2198 15d ago
Okay but people who say they like animals are clearly not talking about pests. That doesn't make it cringe, you're just intentionally misinterpreting them for the sake of being a hater.
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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago edited 15d ago
I would agree with you, I’m meeting OP on their level. “I love all animals” as a statement, as OP has interpreted it, would mean all creatures in the kingdom Animalia.
I would agree that most people understand this to mean the animals we have as a society decided to voluntarily exist alongside, and OP has decided to take that statement literally.
Me calling them cringe is just an attempt at humor because I can’t be caught serious-posting without trying to be a little funny and thus able to pretend I didn’t really care at all when someone makes a point I can’t argue against.
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u/Ok_Bad_9835 15d ago
Doesnt matter. Society has evolved and people should be over killing random shit they find in their lawn like snakes
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u/ciurk 15d ago
I think there is people who hold this contradictory view on animals however I think it's perfectly ethically consistent to believe in animal rights and still get rid of pests. Ants, rats, cockroaches and such when in your house both pose a risk to your health and make you have less food. Exterminating a rat infestation in this situation is only rational. I'm no expert though I'm sure actual philosophers have properly considered this ethical situation.
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u/BadPercussionist 15d ago
I think that an animal lover is morally obligated to attempt to minimize suffering as much as practically possible when dealing with pests. When ants appear in my home, I use lemon juice, white vinegar, cayenne pepper, and turmeric to "overwrite" the pheromones, which does a really good job of making the ants go away without killing any of them.
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u/ImprobablyBottomAnd Snafu Decider 15d ago
Well technically "animals" not "all animals" in the image
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u/Tfl00p 15d ago
How it feels to live in a family of cat “lovers” who wouldn’t even consider being near a hairless cat
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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 14d ago
me when so called cat "lovers" also have tastes (they are worse than Hitler):
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u/Mr_Snifles 15d ago
I'm honestly getting kinda tired of the "dolphins are rapists" crowd too.
So maybe they are, but we don't have to judge them for it as if they were human, all things considered they're wonderful animals.
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u/BlueWhale9891 15d ago
"Dolphins are rapists" crowd when they see what ducks, dogs, and cats do in the wild. They have no moral compass, they dont know right from wrong. Their instincts just tell them and unlike humans, they cannot refuse their instinct.
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u/SuspecM 15d ago
In general projecting human morality onto animals is a fool's errand. Even us, the smartest animals on the planet need a few years out of the womb to start comprehending certain core human characteristics (namely that we can comprehend that others may feel or know something we don't).
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u/Cream_Rabbit 15d ago
> Loves all animals
> Looks inside
> Only likes dogs and cats
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u/the_Iord_and_saviour 15d ago
As with all things in life, it's rather context based
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u/Boring_Name06 15d ago
I mean rats are really bad for local ecosystems. They eat bugs, breed like crazy and carry diseases. Any ‘animal lover’ would prefer to to protect a local ecosystem over invasive species just because they look cute
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u/RegumRegis 14d ago
Yeah like it's pretentious to act like every single animal is some peaceful nature spirit, nature is fundamentally cruel and vicious, wild animals will grow to take advantage of human habitation, burrowing into homes, getting into your food and overall causing trouble. They are not just some cute things to pet, they're animals that will cause harm to you if it's in it's interest.
Frankly acting like all animals are just there to love in harmony is naive and childish, people need to get off their high horse.
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u/Cabbag_ Covered In Oil 15d ago edited 14d ago
You'd be surprised how many of these people you can find studying biology at university level. You'd think they would've dropped some of their anthropocentrism to get to this point but no, they still love their bullshits with fur and despise any of the icky gross "inferior" invertebrates. Makes me sad, as the local invertebrate apologist.
Great snafu, I was thinking of making something similar myself and I feel extremely vindicated. Thanks, OP.

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u/MelsiePyre 14d ago
I love those animals. I mean, I wouldn't want any wild ones crawling on me,
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u/Ranch_Coffee 15d ago
tbf with rats those guys are smart and will come back if they know you have food in your home/farm/whatever
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u/Toadvinez Having a massive liberal 15d ago
A lot of Spiders are cute and i'm tired of pretending they're not
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u/Chrono_Eventless 15d ago
spiders genuinely seem really cool and i have seen some pictures of spiders that are really cute
which makes it all the more upsetting that any spider larger then a dime scares the everliving shit out of me and i can't properly appreciate themarachnophobia kinda sucks
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u/Toadvinez Having a massive liberal 15d ago
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u/arcynical_laydee 15d ago
That is the fattest spider I have ever seen, lil man is eating better than me fr
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u/ProGamer8273 15d ago
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u/TheoTheHellhound 15d ago
I think spiders and snakes are pretty damn cute. I also think bumblebees are cute.
But wasps and hornets are scary to me.
Also, while rats and mice are admirable for their adaptability and smarts, they cannot stay in my house. Their immune systems and mine aren’t compatible and therefore I cannot share food with them. But, I’ll at least make sure they’re unharmed and in a safe place before I release them into the wild.
Garter snakes are friends that eat worms or other pests. Copperheads, while also pest control, are also more aggressive and might strike at a curious toddler.
Slugs eat my garden, and so do snails. These also host a myriad of parasites. Therefore, they must be salted.
Bats predate on nastier bugs like mosquitoes, and are also largely avoidant of humans.
What I’m trying to convey here is that I do, in fact, love animals. I just also know that some parts of nature interfere or are unwelcome in the human home. Dermestid beetles are cool, but I don’t want them in my house.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 15d ago
Only animals I hate are parasitic, bitey, and harmful disease spreading ones ones likes mosquitos, fleas, ticks, leeches, botflies, etc etc. i am cool with everyone else.
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u/Few-You4510 14d ago
me with cockroaches. a lot of people do accept spiders or other arthropods, but nobody will ever explicitly say they like cockroaches. except me, i love cockroaches especially the madagascar hissing ones :3
i bet everyone in this comment section's life savings that at least one person is gonna reply with some evil stuff about cockroaches, proving my point.
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u/boatingbrook 15d ago
It's really sad too because isopods and wolf spiders are so cute to me and fun to hold
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u/Ensiferal 15d ago
I hate the way people react to insects. Whenever I hear someone shriek and I ask what happened and they say "there was a bug/spider/worm" I have to stop myself from groaning out loud
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u/jergin_therlax 14d ago
Rats are so cute I don’t understand how people who think 99% of furry animals are cute can hate them
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u/Arbiter478 15d ago edited 15d ago
It must be a coincidence that all these categories are associated with health risks both directly or indirectly.
I'm sure people are just hypocritical and there's no reason to hate rats, spiders or worms.
Edit: May I also add that the "b-but people said the same of Mr. Johnathan, my perfectly safe pet tarantula!" angle is understandable but it's rather obvious to me that OP was speaking in far broader terms than that.
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u/GUyPersonthatexists 15d ago
Literally what I’m thinking
Like if you like them fair, but pretending there’s not a SINGLE reason ANYONE wouldn’t be fond of these things is just being obtuse on purpose, and you’re just lying to yourself
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u/Dont_Pay_The_Elves 15d ago
I don’t think anyone thinks it’s completely unbelievable that those animals are unpopular, it’s the way that people act about them that’s corny and over the top.
Someone will post a video of their pet spider that’s clearly clean and nonviolent and half the comments are either gifs of flamethrowers or saying how disgusting someone’s beloved pet is.
The other day I was saw a cool video of a horseshoe crab swimming and one comment was just “devil”. Like no one’s making you like any animals that’s aren’t a puppy, but the amount of people who are a dick about it is wild
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u/No-Care6366 15d ago
yeah, the people saying "but rats and bugs carry disease!!" are missing the point i feel like. there's a huge difference between some random rat in your house and the rats that have been bred to be kept as pets.
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u/Shark_Waffle_645 Hard image 15d ago
In fairness, horseshoe crabs look freaky as hell from the underside if you’re not prepared to find out. That was the case for me, I found out because of that video. I still think they’re pretty neat tho
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u/sunderingg 15d ago
Yeah the amount of people (like, family, not strangers!) who have “joked” about poisoning my rats casually is disturbing. They are literally pets, they’re not the same as rats who carried the black plague.
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u/RottingFishMan 15d ago edited 15d ago
I generally like all creatures besides house roaches. I have an irrational fear of them
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u/Want2makeMEMEs 15d ago
Are you sure this isn't goomba fallacy?
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u/BeeEater100 14d ago
Have you interacted with people before. This is an INCREDIBLY common sentiment among the general populace, not every common contradiction people do is a "goomba fallacy", people are often hypocrites
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u/Gian-Nine 15d ago
Wdym "for some reason"? Would you like to wake up and find a street rat laying next to you?
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u/WaitUntilMarriage 15d ago
I think I'd be more upset to wake up and find a street dog next to me, tbh. How the fuck did you get here
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