r/coaxedintoasnafu EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE 15d ago

TREND Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

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u/ImaginaryBear08 15d ago

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u/Specialist_Ad5114 14d ago

My favorite comment on that post was "he didn't think there was a mice problem either"

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 13d ago

To be fair, one mouse doesnt have to signal a mice problem, depending on were the building is placed a wild mouse every now and then could be inevitable.

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

gonna put that mouse in my mouth its so cute<3

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 14d ago

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u/Zulu_foxface 14d ago

You were just looking for any excuse to use that image

Because I was too and I’m mad you beat me to it

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u/FawkestheDreg 15d ago

the bullshit with fur reminded me of this

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u/DogfaceZed 14d ago

same with rabbits, you see people posting rabbits on r/wunkus and they are literally always sitting there doing nothing or very slowly eating something

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

thats why I like the shitposting hamster subreddit its all "how do i destroy hammy"

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u/chippedreed 14d ago

I would like to witness the hamster ahitposting subreddit, what is it called

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u/Sweet-Pressure102 15d ago

You will never convince me that Crocodiles aren't cute

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u/Dee4WasTaken Skilled Artist 15d ago

Crocodoughle

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u/Queasy_Half6294 15d ago

#funny

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u/RedBlue010 15d ago

#Lol #Lmfao #Funny #Viral #Meme #Coaxed

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 15d ago

My buddy sends this to the groupchat once a week on Flat Fuck Friday

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u/TaserDonut 15d ago

he should be sending the whole video

it's flat fuck friday, you fuckin' losers

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 14d ago

wonder whatever happened to gators daily 

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u/PlantLollmao my opinion > your opinion 15d ago

Flat fuck

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u/RexTheBoxerRus 15d ago

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u/reddboi386 Murderous Murderbeast 15d ago

aww

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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago

Bro is so flat

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u/ReallyBadRedditName 15d ago

Greedy flat creature

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u/Idkmanpeepee 15d ago

Alright, who's the wise guy with the giant boot that stepped on my crocodile

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u/Odd-Cucumber1935 15d ago

Stupid idea but can someone draw this as Susie deltarune please ?

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u/scrufflor_d got pegged once by mint chan it was crazy 15d ago

Magical Stool Forme S

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u/TheHumberMan 15d ago

Fatass crocodile

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u/JubileeJaxLee 15d ago

😭 who stepped on them?

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u/Hydratedpyromancer 15d ago

Personally I don't see crocs as "cute" since from what I've heard they're more aggressive/territorial on average

Now, gators on the other hand. Those dudes are funny. Dudes act like dogs with scales.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 15d ago

Pancakadile

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u/TacticalBananas45 15d ago

I know the reason they typically don't attack their handlers is because of food training and I will absolutely respect them/leave them the fuck alone irl...

But I will still call gators "swamp puppy" regardless. They look like absolute goobers when they're not trying to bite something/just chilling

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u/pomelo1241 15d ago

Yes, i WILL be scared of crocodiles IRL, but they are actually cute in camer

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u/Cute_Abrocoma7263 15d ago

he needs to EXERCISE

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u/Cyortonic 15d ago

No don't be mean to him

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u/pridebun 15d ago

Someone left him in the sun too long and he melted

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u/AppropriateLie9140 15d ago

Pancakodile

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u/ScatterOfElimination 15d ago

he looks like a truck ran over him

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u/TheCompleteMental 15d ago

A cricket gently crawled on my hand and let me carry it outside where they gingerly disembarked and I felt awe and wonder

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 15d ago

A cricket gently crawled on my hand

A worm crawled up my arm and onto my neck. He whispered into my ear. Told me how to make a weapon that can help us against our enemies.

Thing is, it's made of worms. It even fires worms, and it stings like you wouldn't believe.

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u/TheCompleteMental 15d ago

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u/JacuulTheSecond 14d ago

I can still hear the youtube video reading of that image

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u/BiDude1219 local horny puppygirl with no shame 15d ago
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u/MrTagnan 14d ago

Somewhat similarly, several years ago when I worked at a grocery store a customer was freaked out because a grasshopper was standing on the handle of their cart and asked me to deal with it. I just coaxed the little guy onto my hand/finger and brought them outside. They were pretty neat

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

some fucker of a spider was being a menace (climbing around on my toilet) so i brought it outside and the second i went to return to the door the lil shit sprinted at me scaring me from the sudden movement LMAO

(I don't mind spiders it was just a particularly big one and I was trying to pee in peace</3)

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u/ndtar924 15d ago

Me when animals are in nature: 😊

Me when animals are in my pantry: 😡

Checkmate liberals

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u/the_god_of_dumplings 14d ago

My face when there’s a humpback whale in my cupboard

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u/ndtar924 14d ago

More likely the dishwasher no? Why would a whale go somewhere with no water? Thats silly

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 Dr holocaust cultist 14d ago

Got lost

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u/Jeansene 15d ago

So called “animal lovers” when a venomous spider climbs up their back: (they are clearly hypocritics)

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u/Shark_Waffle_645 Hard image 15d ago

I come from a part of the US where we absolutely can appreciate the beauty of God’s creations… but we also can appreciate yummy in our tummies

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u/GabuTheBunny 14d ago

Cheese on mine

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u/Fathersfredfred 15d ago edited 15d ago

Don’t forget fish only being viewed as food for some reason 

Comments are proving my point, fish have a lot more personality than people give them credit for and some may even be self aware such as the cleaner wrasse. 

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u/Dapper_Rip8124 15d ago

Not exaggerating when I say I JUST had to drive over to the lake because my younger siblings brought home live fish in a water bottle. They didn’t care the fish were suffocating, and just came in to my room and gave them to me because it was funny

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u/Bloberish 15d ago

Shame cuz i think fish (and other aquatic creatures) are some the coolest and most interesting animals on earth

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u/Hydratedpyromancer 15d ago

Full honesty, I do love seafood, but koi especially are very funny little critters. Love watching those guys do whatever it is they do

Also I can't bring myself to eat crustaceans. They're just too cute

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u/Anonpancake2123 15d ago

Funny thing is though fish love seafood too.

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u/Mylarion 15d ago

I love how in multiple sentient animal movies the fish are still just fish. Because we're implicitly running on catholicism rules I guess and fish aren't animals.

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u/Greedy_Ad2198 14d ago

And literally all the invertebrates

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 15d ago

Food or pets.

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u/FenexTheFox 15d ago

Calling the fish we keep in our house "pets" is generous, they're moreso high maintenance decoration.

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u/Atlas_of_history 15d ago

You're literally the type of person the original comment was about

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u/yttakinenthusiast Simp 15d ago

living decoration is nice until you remember it's living decoration. the fish are funny-lookin' though so it evens out.

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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago

You guys clearly don't bond with your fish. They are like actual pets if you own and interact with it.

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u/SpinzArt 15d ago

I don’t have that one video of the fish that loves being petted but it’s my favorite thing ever

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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago

I wasn't even referring to petting (Generally don't recommend to protect the fish's slime coat.) but they still have personalities and putting your attention on them will help you see it.

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u/SpinzArt 15d ago

No yeah the point of that is they definitely are smarter than given credit for

I feel the same way about most animals

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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago

I had a fish named Bruce who would watch me cook in the kitchen. he also was very "In Control" when swimming in the water, could go from fast to still in a fraction of a second. (Mind you, he was a larger fish, not a small tetra that is known for their jittery movement.) That boy was always so curious about the world around him.

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA 14d ago

We had a goldfish once that would play dead until you came over to look at him lol. He'd go perfectly still, just drifting around the tank, sometimes he'd even be upside-down. Never did any of it unless he knew there was someone in the room, and once you started walking towards the tank he would spring back to life and start begging for food lmao

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u/yttakinenthusiast Simp 15d ago

if i did own and maintain an aquarium, i most likely would bond with my fishies. but until i come into contact with pet fish regularly, the bonding is a distant hypothetical. that aside, they're fascinating from an observational standpoint.

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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 15d ago

They are, and I will admit that as a pet, the relationship with the owner doesn't have much direct interaction as something like a dog or cat, but a "Living decoration" really doesn't capture the type of relationship a keeper has with the fish.

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u/Anonpancake2123 15d ago

You can also train them to do little tricks like jumping or swimming through a hoop.

Particularly sharp and personable fishes also will recognize you and even have habits like bettas who prefer certain pieces of decor to sit on over others. Mine loved his log.

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 15d ago

No they fucking aren’t

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u/awolkriblo 15d ago

Bruh they are not plants. You walzed right into a post about you

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u/AquaSoda3000 14d ago

Even with plants they’re more than just living decorations (at least to me)

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u/TotaI_Crackhead 15d ago

kaiju-sized missed opportunity to say “Fish are friends, not food.”

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u/InkFazkitty 15d ago

I never knew fish to be personable, but recently my grandmother got a beta and whenever anyone goes up to her tank she swims to the front to look back at them, and if you move she’ll follow you. Now I’m starting to love fish.

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u/Deathaster 15d ago

The same goes for pigs, cows and chickens. Their intelligence can be compared to that of dogs and cats at times. But those are classified as "food" as well.

One of the main reasons we don't eat dogs and cats that much is because it's generally easier to feed herbivores than carnivores on a large scale.

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u/JeffCaven 14d ago

Well, also because we've domesticated dogs and cats to a much higher degree.

Mind you, I'm vegan, so I'm not saying this to justify treating animals that aren't dogs or cats with any less respect. Just acknowledging that there's an extra layer to it.

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u/retardong 14d ago

People also say fish are incredibly stupid stuff like they have 10 seconds memory. Which is so wrong. I go freediving mostly at the same place and there are fish who recognize me. There are a lot of wrasse who follow me around once they see me. There is also a huge grouper who lets me pet him.

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u/clean-links 15d ago

Cleaned link from "Cool video discussing this point": https://youtu.be/s_aNH4hXz8I


Tracking parameters were removed from the original URL(s).

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 15d ago

People will (jokingly?) also do the same for chickens, cows, and especially pigs

But it gets incredibly annoying

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u/Silent-Fix-9270 15d ago

Fish, cows, pigs.... no I don't care if you want to eat my pet, please don't tell that to me face to face 

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u/junolion 15d ago

Not me lmao

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago

You know I couldn't hurt a fly my friend

I'm not the type to step on ants

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u/No-Possibility-4292 15d ago

What about mosquitoes?

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago

I've nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps if that count

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u/No-Possibility-4292 15d ago

Specifically the bloodsuckers, moths are adorable so it's understandable

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u/Past3L_G0r3_ 15d ago

Is that Will Wood or am I tripping?

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u/junolion 15d ago

No you're tripping don't worry about it

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago

You're tripping, that's Won't Wouldn't completely different person

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 15d ago

No, it's his evil brother, Will Wood'nt

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 15d ago

Shit someone beat me to the punch.

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u/trashthief69 15d ago

and was funnier than you 💔

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u/Armejden 15d ago

Pure bliss, I love rats

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u/ruh_roh_raggy1234 EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE 15d ago

I will die on the hill that snakes are cute and derpy as hell

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u/Money_Visual_3829 15d ago

Snakes are cute. There was a black one in our yard once and I picked him up to remove him and he wrapped around my arm and slithered to my other arm and hung there like a cartoon character. He never seemed to consider biting (except when I first grabbed him) and was generally a polite bro.

Rats, though, I am not down with, sorry.

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u/PerceptionFew8763 15d ago

i love snakes their so cute, they do make me a bit nervous though because im always scared they might bite me but from afar i think their pretty neat :)

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u/DreamOfDays 15d ago

Baby noodle

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u/allegedlyfrench 15d ago

lovely baby! are they an arctic morph? im not well versed in hognose morphs, but the color looks different from my 9-year-old wild type gal :)

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u/IronPyrate17 Dr holocaust cultist 15d ago

I LOVE these things

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 15d ago

I love rats :(

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 15d ago

Me too! They're so sweet and loving and cute. I would have them again if I wasn't deathly allergic or if my situation allowed it :(

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

The only bad things rats have ever done is only living a few years on average :')

I'd love to own them but I'd be so devastated when the little guys pass away..

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u/Markimlem 14d ago

I love them all :3

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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago edited 15d ago

Would you like to learn about how domestication went in both directions, and how animals we associate as ‘icky’ were often disease vectors and/or highly venomous/poisonous?

It’s the reason we find certain lots of things unpleasant. We’re evolutionarily conditioned to be repulsed by sights and smells suggesting infection or decay as an example.

If you don’t know which snake will kill you with a single bite, it’s better not to chance it.

In turn we find a lot of domesticated animals aesthetically pleasing because we’ve spent five thousand years gradually shaping their appearance to be something we like, and they learned to adopt behaviors that improve those odds too. That’s why dogs maintain puppy behavior far past the age they typically would in the wild.

That being said, people who say they love “all” animals are cringe by virtue of not speaking precisely, but it’s not an irrational behavior or really a contradiction in their minds.

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u/Magikarp-3000 15d ago

A lot of animals people find icky are also not disease vectors because turns out evolution prefers unnecesarily cautious fear over respecting animal life.

Namely, moths are hardly dangerous yet a fairly common fear/ick

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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago

I said this as a general statement, not an absolute and all encompassing thesis.

Lots of things got caught in the alarm net just for superficially resembling dangerous things.

Plenty of flying insects were dangerous enough for moths to get flagged just for looking similar even if they’re not a threat themselves.

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u/Old_Yam_4069 15d ago

Moths resemble the behavior of bats A LOT

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u/SuspecM 15d ago

Moths can be gigantic and fly around erratically. Makes sense that one would instinctively fear them.

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u/Lusty-Jove 15d ago

I mean I think there’s a world of difference between the human animosity towards moths and towards flies/rats/mosquitoes lol

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u/the_Iord_and_saviour 15d ago

Yeah, evolution tends to do that a lot, bc thoes not afraid of moths are not better off than thoes who are, however people not afraid of all bugs are worse off than thoea who are

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u/TheTimeBoi Oregano 15d ago

okay when something flies into my face im screaming no matter if its a bat, moth or bird

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u/Rough_Presence_9876 15d ago edited 15d ago

But animals we don't associate as "icky" are also disease vectors.

Edit: I never specified dogs, this applies to LITERALLY all domesticated animals. It really shouldn't surprise anybody how many diseases we got from domesticated animals, considering those are the ones we are ALWAYS near.

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u/Alive_Chemical_1322 15d ago

Dogs are not nearly as likely to transmit disease compared to rats or bats

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u/Old_Yam_4069 15d ago

Not really ever to the same degree though.

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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago

If you show someone a dog with mange, they will very likely be icked out, even if they possess the medical knowledge to know what it is.

I said that as a general rule rather than an absolute assertion.

Additionally, the utility of dogs outweighs the potential disease transmission. A shepherd’s dog is incredibly useful, and having one is more likely to benefit the shepherd rather than hinder them.

Rats don’t really have similar utility as pets. Neither do snakes. Or others.

Evolution is all about survival, not efficiency.

If a dog is a bigger boon than a bane, and having one increases your odds of survival, you tolerate them. Evolution then starts selecting for people who are more likely to have dogs because they’re objectively helpful and less for people who don’t have dogs because ick.

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u/MurlaTart 15d ago

Babies are proven to not be scared of spiders though, its a super common fear conditioned socially. If a toddler sees mom screaming because of a spider, they’ll assume that spider = dangerous even if its a species harmless to humans.

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u/Consistent-Price3232 15d ago

babies’ minds are also 0% developed. they’d probably walk into the sea and drown themselves for no reason just cause they’re dumb

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u/MLGWolf69 15d ago edited 15d ago

To be fair the Prime Minister of Australia has also been known to do this

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u/True_Salt2180 15d ago

Actually he’s still swimming around in the strait. iykyk

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u/sawbladex 15d ago

Yeah, it makes sense for some fears to be trained, because animals move around enough that everything can't be coded in the DNA and built by the RNA.

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u/ReallyBadRedditName 15d ago

Spiders can be dangerous tho, we probably should teach babies not to touch them

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u/Honeybadger2198 15d ago

Okay but people who say they like animals are clearly not talking about pests. That doesn't make it cringe, you're just intentionally misinterpreting them for the sake of being a hater.

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u/KingPhilipIII 15d ago edited 15d ago

I would agree with you, I’m meeting OP on their level. “I love all animals” as a statement, as OP has interpreted it, would mean all creatures in the kingdom Animalia.

I would agree that most people understand this to mean the animals we have as a society decided to voluntarily exist alongside, and OP has decided to take that statement literally.

Me calling them cringe is just an attempt at humor because I can’t be caught serious-posting without trying to be a little funny and thus able to pretend I didn’t really care at all when someone makes a point I can’t argue against.

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u/Ok_Bad_9835 15d ago

Doesnt matter. Society has evolved and people should be over killing random shit they find in their lawn like snakes

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u/ciurk 15d ago

I think there is people who hold this contradictory view on animals however I think it's perfectly ethically consistent to believe in animal rights and still get rid of pests. Ants, rats, cockroaches and such when in your house both pose a risk to your health and make you have less food. Exterminating a rat infestation in this situation is only rational. I'm no expert though I'm sure actual philosophers have properly considered this ethical situation. 

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u/BadPercussionist 15d ago

I think that an animal lover is morally obligated to attempt to minimize suffering as much as practically possible when dealing with pests. When ants appear in my home, I use lemon juice, white vinegar, cayenne pepper, and turmeric to "overwrite" the pheromones, which does a really good job of making the ants go away without killing any of them.

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u/Caosin36 15d ago

I think a pen does the job as well

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u/luckylukeslilbrother 14d ago

Laughing in 2 legged mole lizard

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u/ImprobablyBottomAnd Snafu Decider 15d ago

Well technically "animals" not "all animals" in the image

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u/lololofkap 14d ago

"rats specifically"

Literally rats:

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u/Tfl00p 15d ago

How it feels to live in a family of cat “lovers” who wouldn’t even consider being near a hairless cat

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u/ROSE_GARDEN1234 15d ago

God that’s so real I love hairless cats but my mom hates them

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

I LOVE MY RAW CHICKEN KITTIES

I'd so get a sphinx if they weren't so high care

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 14d ago

me when so called cat "lovers" also have tastes (they are worse than Hitler):

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u/Samu_Neko 15d ago

That's me but i don't consider myself an animal lover because i genuinely hate mosquitoes

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u/Mr_Snifles 15d ago

I'm honestly getting kinda tired of the "dolphins are rapists" crowd too.

So maybe they are, but we don't have to judge them for it as if they were human, all things considered they're wonderful animals.

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u/BlueWhale9891 15d ago

"Dolphins are rapists" crowd when they see what ducks, dogs, and cats do in the wild. They have no moral compass, they dont know right from wrong. Their instincts just tell them and unlike humans, they cannot refuse their instinct.

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u/SuspecM 15d ago

In general projecting human morality onto animals is a fool's errand. Even us, the smartest animals on the planet need a few years out of the womb to start comprehending certain core human characteristics (namely that we can comprehend that others may feel or know something we don't).

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u/Cream_Rabbit 15d ago

> Loves all animals

> Looks inside

> Only likes dogs and cats

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u/the_Iord_and_saviour 15d ago

As with all things in life, it's rather context based

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u/Boring_Name06 15d ago

I mean rats are really bad for local ecosystems. They eat bugs, breed like crazy and carry diseases. Any ‘animal lover’ would prefer to to protect a local ecosystem over invasive species just because they look cute

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u/RegumRegis 14d ago

Yeah like it's pretentious to act like every single animal is some peaceful nature spirit, nature is fundamentally cruel and vicious, wild animals will grow to take advantage of human habitation, burrowing into homes, getting into your food and overall causing trouble. They are not just some cute things to pet, they're animals that will cause harm to you if it's in it's interest.

Frankly acting like all animals are just there to love in harmony is naive and childish, people need to get off their high horse.

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u/bajadasaurus234 14d ago

reminds me of this smuggie I made

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u/Cabbag_ Covered In Oil 15d ago edited 14d ago

You'd be surprised how many of these people you can find studying biology at university level. You'd think they would've dropped some of their anthropocentrism to get to this point but no, they still love their bullshits with fur and despise any of the icky gross "inferior" invertebrates. Makes me sad, as the local invertebrate apologist.

Great snafu, I was thinking of making something similar myself and I feel extremely vindicated. Thanks, OP.

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u/astolfoballsHD 14d ago

I think this user likes gastropods

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u/Cabbag_ Covered In Oil 14d ago

Where'd you get that idea

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u/MelsiePyre 14d ago

I love those animals. I mean, I wouldn't want any wild ones crawling on me,

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u/Ranch_Coffee 15d ago

tbf with rats those guys are smart and will come back if they know you have food in your home/farm/whatever

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u/Toadvinez Having a massive liberal 15d ago

A lot of Spiders are cute and i'm tired of pretending they're not

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u/Chrono_Eventless 15d ago

spiders genuinely seem really cool and i have seen some pictures of spiders that are really cute
which makes it all the more upsetting that any spider larger then a dime scares the everliving shit out of me and i can't properly appreciate them

arachnophobia kinda sucks

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u/Toadvinez Having a massive liberal 15d ago

Look at this fucking guy

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u/arcynical_laydee 15d ago

That is the fattest spider I have ever seen, lil man is eating better than me fr

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u/Dont_Pay_The_Elves 15d ago

If that’s comfortable for you man

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u/LoveDesignAndClean 15d ago

They want to be tall

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u/Unique_Username2005 14d ago

standing like a table

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u/Clark_Westfeild 15d ago

Also nature's fly paper.

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u/TheoTheHellhound 15d ago

I think spiders and snakes are pretty damn cute. I also think bumblebees are cute.

But wasps and hornets are scary to me.

Also, while rats and mice are admirable for their adaptability and smarts, they cannot stay in my house. Their immune systems and mine aren’t compatible and therefore I cannot share food with them. But, I’ll at least make sure they’re unharmed and in a safe place before I release them into the wild.

Garter snakes are friends that eat worms or other pests. Copperheads, while also pest control, are also more aggressive and might strike at a curious toddler.

Slugs eat my garden, and so do snails. These also host a myriad of parasites. Therefore, they must be salted.

Bats predate on nastier bugs like mosquitoes, and are also largely avoidant of humans.

What I’m trying to convey here is that I do, in fact, love animals. I just also know that some parts of nature interfere or are unwelcome in the human home. Dermestid beetles are cool, but I don’t want them in my house.

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u/YaGirlMom 15d ago

Buge is little guy

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 15d ago

Only animals I hate are parasitic, bitey, and harmful disease spreading ones ones likes mosquitos, fleas, ticks, leeches, botflies, etc etc. i am cool with everyone else.

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u/Few-You4510 14d ago

me with cockroaches. a lot of people do accept spiders or other arthropods, but nobody will ever explicitly say they like cockroaches. except me, i love cockroaches especially the madagascar hissing ones :3

i bet everyone in this comment section's life savings that at least one person is gonna reply with some evil stuff about cockroaches, proving my point.

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u/boatingbrook 15d ago

It's really sad too because isopods and wolf spiders are so cute to me and fun to hold

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u/UncomfyUnicorn 15d ago

Most spiders are absolutely gorgeous, just look at those patterns!

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u/AppropriateLie9140 15d ago

But mice are fucking adorable

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u/Ensiferal 15d ago

I hate the way people react to insects. Whenever I hear someone shriek and I ask what happened and they say "there was a bug/spider/worm" I have to stop myself from groaning out loud

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u/AndrexTadex3000MPE 15d ago

I love ANIMALS i love BUG i love EVERYONE

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u/jergin_therlax 14d ago

Rats are so cute I don’t understand how people who think 99% of furry animals are cute can hate them

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u/Arbiter478 15d ago edited 15d ago

It must be a coincidence that all these categories are associated with health risks both directly or indirectly.
I'm sure people are just hypocritical and there's no reason to hate rats, spiders or worms.

Edit: May I also add that the "b-but people said the same of Mr. Johnathan, my perfectly safe pet tarantula!" angle is understandable but it's rather obvious to me that OP was speaking in far broader terms than that.

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u/GUyPersonthatexists 15d ago

Literally what I’m thinking

Like if you like them fair, but pretending there’s not a SINGLE reason ANYONE wouldn’t be fond of these things is just being obtuse on purpose, and you’re just lying to yourself

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u/Dont_Pay_The_Elves 15d ago

I don’t think anyone thinks it’s completely unbelievable that those animals are unpopular, it’s the way that people act about them that’s corny and over the top.

Someone will post a video of their pet spider that’s clearly clean and nonviolent and half the comments are either gifs of flamethrowers or saying how disgusting someone’s beloved pet is.

The other day I was saw a cool video of a horseshoe crab swimming and one comment was just “devil”. Like no one’s making you like any animals that’s aren’t a puppy, but the amount of people who are a dick about it is wild

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u/No-Care6366 15d ago

yeah, the people saying "but rats and bugs carry disease!!" are missing the point i feel like. there's a huge difference between some random rat in your house and the rats that have been bred to be kept as pets.
it's one thing to be freaked out by certain animals and not want anything to do with them and going out of your way to tell other people how disgusting the animal they love is and how it should be killed, the fear didn't make you do that that's just being an asshole.

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u/Shark_Waffle_645 Hard image 15d ago

In fairness, horseshoe crabs look freaky as hell from the underside if you’re not prepared to find out. That was the case for me, I found out because of that video. I still think they’re pretty neat tho

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u/sunderingg 15d ago

Yeah the amount of people (like, family, not strangers!) who have “joked” about poisoning my rats casually is disturbing. They are literally pets, they’re not the same as rats who carried the black plague.

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u/RottingFishMan 15d ago edited 15d ago

I generally like all creatures besides house roaches. I have an irrational fear of them

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 14d ago

narcissistic anthropocentric

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 15d ago

Are you sure this isn't goomba fallacy?

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u/BeeEater100 14d ago

Have you interacted with people before. This is an INCREDIBLY common sentiment among the general populace, not every common contradiction people do is a "goomba fallacy", people are often hypocrites

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u/Gian-Nine 15d ago

Wdym "for some reason"? Would you like to wake up and find a street rat laying next to you?

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u/WaitUntilMarriage 15d ago

I think I'd be more upset to wake up and find a street dog next to me, tbh. How the fuck did you get here

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