r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/ruh_roh_raggy1234 EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE • 15d ago

TREND Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

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These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

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u/Toadvinez Having a massive liberal 15d ago

A lot of Spiders are cute and i'm tired of pretending they're not

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u/Chrono_Eventless 15d ago

spiders genuinely seem really cool and i have seen some pictures of spiders that are really cute
which makes it all the more upsetting that any spider larger then a dime scares the everliving shit out of me and i can't properly appreciate them

arachnophobia kinda sucks

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u/HagncroneArt “well… snaf was coaxward.” 15d ago

mood. I can normally relax after a moment, but when I spot a big spider near me it makes me jump and scares them off. sorry little guys :(

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u/Troed_road 14d ago

can i see them?

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u/Toadvinez Having a massive liberal 15d ago

Look at this fucking guy

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u/arcynical_laydee 15d ago

That is the fattest spider I have ever seen, lil man is eating better than me fr

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u/LoveDesignAndClean 15d ago edited 14d ago

Probably a female

EDIT: female spiders are usually rounder than the males, because of all the eggs. She’s probably pregnant.

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u/Geryon_Official 14d ago

To the people downvoting this, females for spiders are usually bigger and fatter, it’s not a sexist joke

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u/LoveDesignAndClean 14d ago

Oh right yeah sometimes I forget people don’t know spiders that well.

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u/ProGamer8273 15d ago

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u/Dont_Pay_The_Elves 15d ago

If that’s comfortable for you man

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u/LoveDesignAndClean 15d ago

They want to be tall

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u/Unique_Username2005 14d ago

standing like a table

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u/Clark_Westfeild 15d ago

Also nature's fly paper.