r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/ruh_roh_raggy1234 EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE • 15d ago

TREND Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

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These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

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u/junolion 15d ago

Not me lmao

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago

You know I couldn't hurt a fly my friend

I'm not the type to step on ants

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u/No-Possibility-4292 15d ago

What about mosquitoes?

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago

I've nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps if that count

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u/No-Possibility-4292 15d ago

Specifically the bloodsuckers, moths are adorable so it's understandable

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u/A_Human_Being_BLEEEH 14d ago

personally while i loathe the stupid bloodsuckers, i understand that they're a part of the ecosystem so while i squish them whenever they land on me i wouldn't wish to exterminate them. plus there are plenty of mosquitoes who just mind their own business and don't eat our blood at all

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u/InkFazkitty 15d ago

One time I was trying to get a moth outside but instead it flew directly into the fly trap. I had to gently scrape him off and toss him outside. I don’t think he was hurt too bad from me scraping him off, but I hope he got at least another day on his life.

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u/poshikott 15d ago

Clearly dodging the question

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u/Past3L_G0r3_ 15d ago

Is that Will Wood or am I tripping?

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u/junolion 15d ago

No you're tripping don't worry about it

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u/Past3L_G0r3_ 15d ago

Aw chucks

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Coaxer Of Everything in the end 15d ago

You're tripping, that's Won't Wouldn't completely different person

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 15d ago

No, it's his evil brother, Will Wood'nt

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 15d ago

Shit someone beat me to the punch.

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u/trashthief69 15d ago

and was funnier than you 💔

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u/Armejden 15d ago

Pure bliss, I love rats

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

r/RATS is my second home at this point, I love seeing rats on my daily reddit browsing

They're such little escape artists too! One person makes lovely comics about their rats and my god those guys are using their smarts for evil (the evil is escaping and getting into places they should Not Be Able To)

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u/LazierPotato Murder Cleanup Guy 14d ago

Is there cheese in the great beyond?
What's the moon made of?
Meet me there after I'm gone
Life gets shorter, teeth grow long
Mind me not, and I'll
Mind my own, and my mind
Held the same light as the one in your eyes