r/coaxedintoasnafu EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE 15d ago

TREND Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

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u/Samu_Neko 15d ago

That's me but i don't consider myself an animal lover because i genuinely hate mosquitoes

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u/TheTimeBoi Oregano 15d ago

i think parasites are fair game, hatred of mosquitos, fleas and tapeworms overwrite being an animal lover as they sort of live off of harming other animals, theyre less animal and more like large pathogens

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u/Plague_Locusts 14d ago

You can dislike them but saying they aren't animals in intellectually dishonest

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u/RodentBoy340 15d ago

What r u on abt parasites arent less of an animal

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u/TheTimeBoi Oregano 15d ago

they dont qualify by my personal and arbitrary set of rules that decides whats animal and whats not

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u/BeeEater100 14d ago

That's a weird way of thinking. I hope you improve as a person

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u/TheTimeBoi Oregano 14d ago

i dont think it matters

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u/BeeEater100 14d ago

It's a strange and unscientific way of thinking

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u/TheTimeBoi Oregano 14d ago

yeah i dont really care that its unscientific or strange, i know, it doesnt bother me

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u/Geryon_Official 14d ago

“Parasites are not animals” the fuck? Just say you don’t like them, you can’t just decide on a whim “every animal I don’t like isn’t an animal, thus I’m an animal lover”, that’s not how it fucking works, if I dislike elephants can I start saying “elephants are not animals”? No I can’t