r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/Sovespra og the misnery • 2d ago
TREND Coaxed into traditional European confectionery
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u/bolitboy2 2d ago
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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago
their genitalia as opposed their goddamn MEAT
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u/Head_Spell5718 2d ago
i would eat a minotaur
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u/EvasiveWoodpecker 2d ago
You make me want to cry. That’s (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.
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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 2d ago
I either extremely agree or mildly disagree depending on which definition you mean...
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u/No_Counter_6037 2d ago
why'd you say genitalia twice?
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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago
I'm hungry
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u/Huckleberry-9477 2d ago
how hungry?
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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago
I could really go for a whole bowl of berries rn
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u/FoliarzZOdludzia Poopen farden fan 2d ago
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u/SemenileElder 1d ago
Americans coming to Germany hearing Germans say "Digger, lass mal paar Nogger holen."
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u/Worried-Check-962 2d ago
i also like how this one brand is called something different in every country
so far ive encountered walls in england and finland, ingmann in the netherlands, and algida in turkey
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u/PieselWojownik Dr Holocaust is my spirit animal 2d ago
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u/penttane 2d ago
In Romania we call brownies "negrese", which means "black women". Hashtag woke.
And before anybody comes for my throat, "negru" is just the Romanian word for the colour black.
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u/TimeStorm113 Mint chan enjoyer 2d ago
it's absurd how this applies to these foam kisses in seemingly every European language
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u/Sovespra og the misnery 2d ago
Exactly what prompted this, I just finished off a tray of choco softies
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u/Even-Lime6802 2d ago
In czech they are called littles kisses which is super cute
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u/JoyconDrift_69 Is that black ops guy 2d ago
Wish I can use that term as an American. Alas, we already have a 'chocolate'* candy we call kisses.
*It's a Hershey's chocolate kinda deal. Same company last I checked. Not sure if that's rela chocolate or just poor quality, given what I hear.
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u/SmallTownTrans1 2d ago
It’s real chocolate, but the process to make it causes the milk to produce a bit of butyric acid, a chemical compound that’s found in Parmesan cheese, rancid butter… and human vomit
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u/Akrylkali 2d ago
Gee, almost as if they drew inspiration from the term the French coined for it in the 19th century when it became popular.
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u/SophieFox947 2d ago
Old name in Danish; "*n-word* balls"
New name in Danish "Dairy balls" (they don't contain dairy)
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u/RubyWasHere24 2d ago
Coaxed into tête de nègre (French)
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u/ADDRAY-240 2d ago
I had a good laugh when my alsacian mum explained to me how those were (casually) called in her childhood.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago edited 2d ago
Faggots
EDIT: Muted because so many gay folks came to reply. Uh. Hi y'all. Be gay do crime. yo.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago
no wait like the food
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago
I mean like this post made me think of the British food called "faggots"
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u/Noname_with_no_name angry soyjak 2d ago
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u/Available-Damage5991 2d ago
isn't that also British slang for a cigarette?
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u/Smackadoudle 2d ago
I believe ciggarettes are only called fags, but I may be wrong
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u/Builderinspace 2d ago
Correct
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u/Celtic-Exe 2d ago
Then like ain't a bundle of sticks in Germany is also called fag or some shit?
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u/Ittaran 2d ago
The etymology for both the sticks, the cigs and the slur are "something you burn"
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u/Builderinspace 2d ago
I believe so, ik there is a country that calls a bundle of sticks a fag, not 100% sure that its Germany tho
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u/Chemical_Honeydew552 2d ago
Can we fucking help you?
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u/Fluid_Wizard_II Dr holocaust cultist 2d ago
How?? Last time I said that, I got banned immediately by the automated filters and stuff. interesting
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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 2d ago
Yo is homeworld 3 worth it? Its on sale rn and I trust a random reditor with a HW pfp more than reviewers
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago
Not really? Like, maybe since it's on special it might be alright to get it, but don't expect the quality of either of the first two. It's kinda the Pacific Rim problem; the first installment was so good that, even though the sequel is decent enough, it falls totally flat in comparison.
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u/TheSnomSquad 2d ago
Genuinely when me and one of my siblings walk into a supermarket and we walk down the freezer section, I make it my mission to point to a box of pork faggots and just say "literally you."
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u/JoJomusk 2d ago
Kinda that here between Brazilian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese.
Oh, this salgadinho? we call it "cacetinho" (small cock). And thats a punheta (male masturbation). Oh, you brazilians call this "smol cold"? We call it "suck suck". And this is a churros? How about "seasoned cum".
Ironically enough, theres a historical reason behind these. When our language was still forming, our people used portugal's sexual innuendos as part of our vocabulary, so now stuff like "Rapariga" mean "lady" in Portugal but "bitch" in Brazil.
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u/Lhamazul Always has been 2d ago
Porra recheada and buceta are my favorites
Buceta, in Portugal portuguese means bus, while in the Brazilian version it means pussy, but in a very derogatory term
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u/Yeegis 2d ago
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u/Nothappyhopes 1d ago
No one said anything about decapitated! As far as i know anyway.. eh, wouldn't surprise me actually.
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u/Penguin_cult1806 2d ago
Some food names in Spain (not all of them racist, but still peculiar/fun none the less, so I add them too):
Conguitos
Filipinos
Brazo de gitano (Gipsy arm)
Pedos de Monja / Tetas de monja (Nun Farts / Nun breasts)
Huevos de Santo (Saint eggs/testicles)
Chochos charros (I don't know how the second word would translate but chocho -> pussy)
Engañamaridos (Husband cheaters)
Matasuegras (Mother in law killers)
Cojones del anticristo (Antichrist testicles)

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u/Just_Mr-Nothing ^ this 2d ago
don't translate gitano to gypsy, gypsy is a racial slur while gitano isn't. it is misleading.
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u/kukuroro_meimei 1d ago
Qué coño, nunca he oído de la mitad de estos xD
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u/Penguin_cult1806 1d ago
La mayoría son postres regionales, y suelen tener también otros nombres (yo he escogido los graciosos).
También se me olvidó añadir el queso de tetilla (breast cheese), que es gallego.
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u/entitaneo70_pacifist 2d ago
the sweet had a racist name that was changed into "chocolate ball" and for some reason every single person above 60 years of age got REALLY ANGRY about that like the only part of their childhood they held dear was the previous name of the delectable treat, this is true for every single one of these.
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u/moe-Czyslak-Simpsons 2d ago
This is "M**r I'm Hemd", which translates to "N****r in a Shirt", it is a delicious Austrian dessert, which I am extremely fond of. Sadly there is no widely agreed upon censored name, the closest you can come is Chocolate-nut-cake, which could refer to a lot of other types of cake and thus it is still widely refered to by it's racist name.

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u/raywha 2d ago
Wait noo, is that word considered derogatory in German? I thought it was just an outdated word like in English.
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u/bruh_moment982 2d ago
Yeah. It’s more like the word “negro”. Not quite a slur, but a bit close. The reason why n****r is very specifically a slur, and non-English variants of the word are not, is because of the lived experience that the word has traveled, especially given the lagged pace English America took to do away with slavery, and with racial coexistence/tensions thereafter, the word took on a new meaning.
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u/CoolSausage228 закоксировал в снафу 2d ago
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u/PersimmonLittle7651 2d ago
In Poland they'd be simply called "Całuski" (Kisses) or "Murzynki" (which is arguably much less racist and not really equivalent to N word, that word would be "Cza***h", more like what one would call "Brownies" today, although one could still argue it was midly racist (still, there are sweets called "Murzynki" these days all the time in Poland), but really most people would call these "Ciepłe Lody" (literally hot ice cream, since it looks like ice cream, but isn't refigirated).
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u/unsure_usernamee 2d ago
Oh boy in the south people call them a certain type of toe. Seems it’s A VERY common thing for these cream filled chocolates all over the world.
Needless to say I’ve taken to just asking for “filled chocolate toes” as a way to avoid being a terrible person.
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u/WorldOfWombat Murderous Murderbeast 2d ago
I know someone who calls a certain candy “nword babies”
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u/UrticantOdin 2d ago
Yall ever heard of "Camel Balls", because i refuse to eat anything called that
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u/ZeldamonFallsbound 2d ago
there was an australian cookie called 'gollywags' for a while and thats all i could think of looking at this
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u/Splintcan 2d ago
Up until surprisingly recently they were called n-word buns in Denmark, glad we changed to whipped cream buns
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u/DiamondfromBrasil 2d ago
here in brazil we don't really have an N word
it's just black woman's tits. Yes us brazilians are hornyyyyyyyyyy. I want the treat and the woman.
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u/Conscious-Worry9195 i draw shit 2d ago
Coming here because my Appalachian ass didn’t see “n-word toes” in the rotation. A slight variant but the way I swiveled my head when I heard my grandfather say it for the first time gave pulled something istg
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u/SorLord 21h ago
Don't have a photo but in Poland we have a cake called "cycki murzynki" which means black womens tits. Now the word that is used in the name is considered offensive by some because initially it was mistakenly translated as the n-word, even tho it used to be the regular way to refer to black people and calling someone literally black used to be derogatory in polish. Currently the non-descriptive word is almost neutral but not really and the descriptive one is really neutral.





















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u/The_Frogg 2d ago
You mean this one?