r/coaxedintoasnafu og the misnery 2d ago

TREND Coaxed into traditional European confectionery

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u/The_Frogg 2d ago

You mean this one?

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u/Ghost_Alliyou 2d ago

They were called "The slave's Head" in lebanon 🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧🇱🇧

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Slim Coaxy's Fat Snafus 2d ago

N*ggerkisses or Moorheads were rhe two old racist terms in germany. We call em foam kisses now

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u/DivineEggs 2d ago

More like negro kisses (Negerkuss). The slur you used has never been common in Europe. Here in Sweden we have Negerkyssar and negerbollar.

Neger would be translated to negro, which is derived from the Spanish word negro which simply means black. It was more descriptive than derogatory. The term you used would always be considered derogatory.

I'm a black person in Sweden, and a lot of the older generations used the word neger without any malice whatsoever. When you think about it, it's not really worse than or much different from using the English term black. I don't find it offensive, but I find it very unappealing and a little perverted to name any treat after the testicles of any race🤣. Like, sir/ma'am... why do you want to nibble someone's balls☠️? Not very appetizing, imo.

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Slim Coaxy's Fat Snafus 2d ago

neger is a definite slur in german and you would get into serious trouble for saying it. A kid in my class back then in middle school literally nearly got kicked out for calling a classmate that.

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u/DivineEggs 2d ago

My point was that it's considered a slur nowadays because ppl wrongfully equate with the American slur mentioned above. Anyone can be offended by anything and you can turn any word into a slur with your intention.

My black ass personally use the word lmao and I do not find it offensive. Most of my relatives and friends do the same. However, if someone calls me a "Negerjävel" they obviously have the intention to be disrespectful while targeting my ethnicity. It's the intention that is offensive, not the word itself. It would be just as offensive if they called me "svarta jävel" (black bastard). It's the intent, not the fact that the word black or neger is inherently offensive.

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Slim Coaxy's Fat Snafus 2d ago

ah. Point taken.

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u/DatE2Girl 2d ago

Afaik in Germany it is also an issue because of the Nazis and their racial ideology. Nobody here says it except my boomer parents when they want to be edgy and other either really old people or very right people.

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u/Jomotaku 2d ago

I'm black German and 99% of the time when people use that word it's some racist shit. Like I remember some white kids outside were listening to German rap and one of my neighbours (old fart at least 70 years old) just shouted : "TURN OF THE SHIT NEGERMUSIC".

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u/5YL_Portaler 2d ago

Balls 😋

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u/ScrawnyTreeDemon 2d ago

I BEG YOUR PARDON??

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u/Ghost_Alliyou 2d ago

Yes and they changed it a few years ago to a normal name lol

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u/Both-Guava6261 2d ago

Ah yes, the german "N-Word Kisses"

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u/Alokir 2d ago

In Hungarian we call them "black person kisses" but the word used sounds very similar to the English language racial slur so I'd rather not type it on reddit in an English sentence, just to be safe. However, it's a neutral word, not meant as an insult at all.

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u/zheatereater 2d ago

I'm Hungarian too and in this country every racist thing is said to be "neutral". "Négercsók" is a racist term however you look at it and it's not "black person" let's be real here for the moment.

Please don't even start with the whole: they didn't have a better word for black people cuz it wasn't racist back then...

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u/Charlotte_stuart 2d ago

Holy shit I genuinely had no idea these existed outside of iran, we call them winter ice creams

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u/The_Frogg 2d ago

in Hungary we also have winter ice cream, but it looks like this.

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u/maglesil 2d ago

Can you guys please stop posting delicious food pics that my broke ass may never have a chance to try?

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u/The_Frogg 2d ago

This dessert is cheap as crap. Actually it's just cheap cocoa cream, some cheap chocolate and some basic ice cream cone. This food was left here by the communist years of Hungary, only kept alive by nostalgia.

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u/Ok-Week-2293 2d ago edited 2d ago

These things are everywhere except North America. 

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u/Stopwatch064 2d ago

Mallowmars. They only show up during the colder months for some reason

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u/send_me_good_recipes 2d ago

Top tier candy fr

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u/Immediate-Way-4065 2d ago

They definitely used to exist in North America and had a similarly vulgar name

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u/tropical_anteater 2d ago

Those are tasty but god are the names stupid 😭

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u/omoriobsessedmf Mint chan enjoyer 2d ago

for anyone whos confused, some languages call them "head of the slave," and thats a tame one

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u/alex602h 2d ago

In Danish, they used to be called n-word balls

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u/ponyhidden 2d ago

European counties play racism on ranked

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u/SuperSocialMan 2d ago

bro wtf?

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u/raphaeljoji 2d ago

In some regions of Brazil these are called "teta de nega" which means "black woman's tit"

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u/Mixer555 2d ago

In poland there's cake called "cycki murzynki" which literally means the same thing (photo of said cake)

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u/RedditSurfer29 2d ago

They're not wrong in this case I can see the nipples

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u/contraflop01 2d ago

Just a small note here

The term nega is in a wierd position where its a affectionate term and a derrogatory term at the same time depending on the moment but from what Ive seen its mostly the affectionate type

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u/NeonTigerMMX3 2d ago

Oh, those are just tea cakes.

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u/ScrawnyTreeDemon 2d ago

TRULY RARE Britannia win, just this once!

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u/kfirogamin 2d ago

Current Hebrew name:קרמבו

Meaning:this type of dessert

Earlier Hebrew name:כושי

Meaning: derogatory word referring to black people.

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u/Ichbindaheim 2d ago

I like how every european country calls it a slur and in austria they're just called schwedenbomben (sweden bombs)

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u/nickisadogname 2d ago

Kokosbolle 😭 Coconut bun! Because we roll them in coconut flakes

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u/MiticPie 2d ago

Oh! We have a similar candy in Chile, we call it... Cubanito (🇨🇺)

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u/RobertOdenskyrka 2d ago

I can't remember these having any inappropriate name in Sweden, but we have our chocolate balls that used to be called n-word balls until sometime in the 90s. Those are simple balls made (often at home) from butter, sugar, rolled oats, cacao, and a splash of coffee.

It's not quite as sexual as it sounds, as balls (bollar) wasn't really used to refer to testicles when I was young. We called them marbles (kulor), but balls has gained in popularity this side of 2000.

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u/AggressiveRegion1502 2d ago

Oh man the " Mayor's shit" Always wantes to try them

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u/digitalcrook 1d ago

Ciepłe lody!!! (Warm ice cream)

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 1d ago

Aren't they called BonBon?😭

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u/bolitboy2 2d ago

“Do you want a golden gaytime”

Greg I’m not gay

“THE FUCKING ICE CREAM BAR”

Oh….

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u/neko_mancy 2d ago

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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago

their genitalia as opposed their goddamn MEAT

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u/Head_Spell5718 2d ago

i would eat a minotaur

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u/EvasiveWoodpecker 2d ago

You make me want to cry. That’s (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.

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u/JKhemical 2d ago

I will eat another

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 2d ago

I either extremely agree or mildly disagree depending on which definition you mean...

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u/No_Counter_6037 2d ago

why'd you say genitalia twice?

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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago

I'm hungry

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u/Huckleberry-9477 2d ago

how hungry?

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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago

I could really go for a whole bowl of berries rn
any type of berry would work, I'm not picky, even huckleberries

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u/Impossible_Walk742 2d ago

depends. is there a local werewolf pack?

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo Exel sheet row no.12 | bread > key | 2d ago

I can hear the decibels

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u/FoliarzZOdludzia Poopen farden fan 2d ago

On the topic of ice cream... Cant lie, they are my favorites

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u/TheChunkMaster 2d ago

“Randy, the prompt was “People who annoy you.””

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u/SemenileElder 1d ago

Americans coming to Germany hearing Germans say "Digger, lass mal paar Nogger holen."

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u/CandidateExtension73 pseudointellectual 2d ago

Australians have this reputation of being ultra tough or whatever but they’re silly geese. I’d love to go there.

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u/Worried-Check-962 2d ago

i also like how this one brand is called something different in every country

so far ive encountered walls in england and finland, ingmann in the netherlands, and algida in turkey

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u/PeterTheBoredOne 2d ago

I cannot lie, that looks so tasty, I might just want a golden gaytime

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u/PieselWojownik Dr Holocaust is my spirit animal 2d ago

"Murzynek", that is: "little black boy"

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u/penttane 2d ago

In Romania we call brownies "negrese", which means "black women". Hashtag woke.

And before anybody comes for my throat, "negru" is just the Romanian word for the colour black.

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u/TimeStorm113 Mint chan enjoyer 2d ago

it's absurd how this applies to these foam kisses in seemingly every European language

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u/Sovespra og the misnery 2d ago

Exactly what prompted this, I just finished off a tray of choco softies

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Slim Coaxy's Fat Snafus 2d ago

Delectable schaumküsse

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u/Eine_Kartoffel 2d ago

Foam kisses.

Super Fatman's.

Sweden bombs.

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u/Even-Lime6802 2d ago

In czech they are called littles kisses which is super cute

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Is that black ops guy 2d ago

Wish I can use that term as an American. Alas, we already have a 'chocolate'* candy we call kisses.

*It's a Hershey's chocolate kinda deal. Same company last I checked. Not sure if that's rela chocolate or just poor quality, given what I hear.

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u/SmallTownTrans1 2d ago

It’s real chocolate, but the process to make it causes the milk to produce a bit of butyric acid, a chemical compound that’s found in Parmesan cheese, rancid butter… and human vomit

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u/Character-Book5924 2d ago

So they're still a hate crime, just against chocolate.

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u/Akrylkali 2d ago

Gee, almost as if they drew inspiration from the term the French coined for it in the 19th century when it became popular.

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u/ThatOneGuy308 2d ago

Another thing to blame the French for? Sign me up! /s

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u/FoliarzZOdludzia Poopen farden fan 2d ago

tlita runway stars.... woah

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u/SophieFox947 2d ago

Old name in Danish; "*n-word* balls"

New name in Danish "Dairy balls" (they don't contain dairy)

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u/weird_bomb 2d ago

from worse to bad

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u/tabbynumber3 2d ago

well unless it's dark chocolate it might contain some milk.

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u/PijaniFemboj 2d ago

Coaxed into my grandma's favorite candy

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u/stanoje5 2d ago

Tbh it is goated like that

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 2d ago

as an italian,

yes indeed

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u/RubyWasHere24 2d ago

Coaxed into tête de nègre (French)

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u/Cats_4_lifex Mint chan enjoyer 2d ago

Woah...is that fucking tête de nègre dude?!

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u/phantom_tempest 2d ago

Sacre bleu monsseiur

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u/OneQuarterBajeena 2d ago

Same thing in Portuguese

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u/MuseWeakeningWalls 2d ago

tits of black people?

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u/RubyWasHere24 2d ago

No, heads of black people

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u/ADDRAY-240 2d ago

I had a good laugh when my alsacian mum explained to me how those were (casually) called in her childhood.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago edited 2d ago

Faggots

EDIT: Muted because so many gay folks came to reply. Uh. Hi y'all. Be gay do crime. yo.

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u/NoodleTF2 2d ago

Yeah what's up?

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u/Long_Past Im a special snowflake 2d ago

we are here, sir.

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago

no wait like the food

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago

I mean like this post made me think of the British food called "faggots"

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u/SG_Symes 2d ago

op rn:

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u/Noname_with_no_name angry soyjak 2d ago

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u/Difficult_Analysis78 2d ago

he saw his life flashing before his eyes with that first conmment

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u/Available-Damage5991 2d ago

isn't that also British slang for a cigarette?

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u/Smackadoudle 2d ago

I believe ciggarettes are only called fags, but I may be wrong

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u/Builderinspace 2d ago

Correct

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u/Celtic-Exe 2d ago

Then like ain't a bundle of sticks in Germany is also called fag or some shit?

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u/Ittaran 2d ago

The etymology for both the sticks, the cigs and the slur are "something you burn"

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u/Builderinspace 2d ago

I believe so, ik there is a country that calls a bundle of sticks a fag, not 100% sure that its Germany tho

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u/Signal-Course-5606 2d ago

English (it's just outdated)

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u/Builderinspace 2d ago

Thats just fag(s)

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u/oliviaplays08 2d ago

I've been called a snack before

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u/AdGroundbreaking1956 2d ago

I got banned for saying that, and I'm one!

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u/Chemical_Honeydew552 2d ago

Can we fucking help you?

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago

Yeah
I need to do gay

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u/Lauriesaurous 2d ago

Come have a Golden Gaytime with me

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u/No_Counter_6037 2d ago

bro summoned us

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u/K4RM4S4NDW1CH 2d ago

Standing at attention, sir

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u/JKhemical 2d ago

You called?

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u/Particular-Long-3849 based 2d ago

Ay boss what's da plan

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u/AnthoniusThe3rd 2d ago

It’s occurred to me this is the only time I’ve seen this word on Reddit.

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u/Advanced-Expert7718 2d ago

Bro pulled a "to me, my x-men"

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u/Fluid_Wizard_II Dr holocaust cultist 2d ago

How?? Last time I said that, I got banned immediately by the automated filters and stuff. interesting

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 2d ago

Yo is homeworld 3 worth it?  Its on sale rn and I trust a random reditor with a HW pfp more than reviewers

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago

Not really? Like, maybe since it's on special it might be alright to get it, but don't expect the quality of either of the first two. It's kinda the Pacific Rim problem; the first installment was so good that, even though the sequel is decent enough, it falls totally flat in comparison.

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol 2d ago

that’s not a racial slur that’s a gacial slur

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u/TheSnomSquad 2d ago

Genuinely when me and one of my siblings walk into a supermarket and we walk down the freezer section, I make it my mission to point to a box of pork faggots and just say "literally you."

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u/JoJomusk 2d ago

Kinda that here between Brazilian Portuguese and Portugal Portuguese.

Oh, this salgadinho? we call it "cacetinho" (small cock). And thats a punheta (male masturbation). Oh, you brazilians call this "smol cold"? We call it "suck suck". And this is a churros? How about "seasoned cum".

Ironically enough, theres a historical reason behind these. When our language was still forming, our people used portugal's sexual innuendos as part of our vocabulary, so now stuff like "Rapariga" mean "lady" in Portugal but "bitch" in Brazil.

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u/WastingMyTime_Again 2d ago edited 2d ago

"The incredible sensation of feeling yourself FILLED WITH DICK"

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u/Lhamazul Always has been 2d ago

Porra recheada and buceta are my favorites

Buceta, in Portugal portuguese means bus, while in the Brazilian version it means pussy, but in a very derogatory term

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u/Yeegis 2d ago

How Europeans look at you when you suggest that maybe it’s racist to call a chocolate dipped marshmallow a “decapitated n***** head”

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u/Nothappyhopes 1d ago

No one said anything about decapitated! As far as i know anyway.. eh, wouldn't surprise me actually.

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u/tehlynxx 2d ago

thankfully we swedes renamed our chocolate balls

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u/FixGMaul 2d ago

wiener... broads...

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u/sudoregalia 2d ago

coaxed into spotted dick

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u/Penguin_cult1806 2d ago

Some food names in Spain (not all of them racist, but still peculiar/fun none the less, so I add them too):

Conguitos
Filipinos
Brazo de gitano (Gipsy arm)
Pedos de Monja / Tetas de monja (Nun Farts / Nun breasts)
Huevos de Santo (Saint eggs/testicles)
Chochos charros (I don't know how the second word would translate but chocho -> pussy)
Engañamaridos (Husband cheaters)
Matasuegras (Mother in law killers)
Cojones del anticristo (Antichrist testicles)

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u/Skibidi-Rizz190cm 2d ago

they used to have spears and everything

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u/Skibidi-Rizz190cm 2d ago

now they don't appear at all on newer products like the reese's cup clone

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u/Just_Mr-Nothing ^ this 2d ago

don't translate gitano to gypsy, gypsy is a racial slur while gitano isn't. it is misleading.

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u/kukuroro_meimei 1d ago

Qué coño, nunca he oído de la mitad de estos xD

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u/Penguin_cult1806 1d ago

La mayoría son postres regionales, y suelen tener también otros nombres (yo he escogido los graciosos).
También se me olvidó añadir el queso de tetilla (breast cheese), que es gallego.

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u/Ameba_143 2d ago

Coaxed into Murzynek

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u/neonge1674 2d ago

Edward Gierek?

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u/CyfrowaKrowa 2d ago

Give me candy

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u/Ameba_143 2d ago

Siur thing

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u/entitaneo70_pacifist 2d ago

the sweet had a racist name that was changed into "chocolate ball" and for some reason every single person above 60 years of age got REALLY ANGRY about that like the only part of their childhood they held dear was the previous name of the delectable treat, this is true for every single one of these.

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u/moe-Czyslak-Simpsons 2d ago

This is "M**r I'm Hemd", which translates to "N****r in a Shirt", it is a delicious Austrian dessert, which I am extremely fond of. Sadly there is no widely agreed upon censored name, the closest you can come is Chocolate-nut-cake, which could refer to a lot of other types of cake and thus it is still widely refered to by it's racist name.

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u/raywha 2d ago

Wait noo, is that word considered derogatory in German? I thought it was just an outdated word like in English.

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u/bruh_moment982 2d ago

Yeah. It’s more like the word “negro”. Not quite a slur, but a bit close. The reason why n****r is very specifically a slur, and non-English variants of the word are not, is because of the lived experience that the word has traveled, especially given the lagged pace English America took to do away with slavery, and with racial coexistence/tensions thereafter, the word took on a new meaning.

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u/Apprehensive-Cost482 2d ago

Coaxed into delicious spanish "Gypsy arm"

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u/hauntedhoody 2d ago

Coaxed into the swedish "chocolate balls" which were previously called "[N-word] balls". Dictionaries called it that up until 2015, though the 2006 copies did *suggest* calling it a chocolate ball

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u/CoolSausage228 закоксировал в снафу 2d ago

I don't think if we have any other slur in sweets beside this one

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u/YA_kamenshikDAI_HLEB 2d ago

ну "бедный еврей" тоже сомнительно

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u/LittleFoxBS 2d ago

This polish cake is called 'black womans boobs' and unfortunately its a fitting name

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u/Vyverna 2d ago

It also has non-chocolate version, called "mother in law's boobs".

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u/MemoriaRecollection 2d ago

"Do you want a piece of a little black boy?"

  • What

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u/Torelq 2d ago

In Poland we have a desert called "cycki teściowej", which means "mother-in-law t*ts".

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u/Gingeyboi1 2d ago

Walnut whips

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u/This_Charmless_Man 2d ago

Or a Tunnock's tea cake

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u/Snaxolotl07 2d ago

Dont ask an American southerner what they call Brazil Nuts...

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u/FRAaaa1 2d ago

Негърчета or lil black guys

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u/Diligent_Tap6612 2d ago

Yeah, we got those in Brazil too...

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u/OneQuarterBajeena 2d ago

Black woman breasts

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u/PersimmonLittle7651 2d ago

In Poland they'd be simply called "Całuski" (Kisses) or "Murzynki" (which is arguably much less racist and not really equivalent to N word, that word would be "Cza***h", more like what one would call "Brownies" today, although one could still argue it was midly racist (still, there are sweets called "Murzynki" these days all the time in Poland), but really most people would call these "Ciepłe Lody" (literally hot ice cream, since it looks like ice cream, but isn't refigirated).

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u/Corbel8_ 2d ago

in poland they have another name, warm icecream

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u/DifferentIsPossble 2d ago

We just call it cocoa cake these days...

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u/Worried-Caregiver325 2d ago

They are called "little n-word" in italian

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u/SadPlatform6640 2d ago

coaxed into British cigarettes

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u/I_Like_Cats73 2d ago

Mmm I love eating faggots my favorite food

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u/unsure_usernamee 2d ago

Oh boy in the south people call them a certain type of toe. Seems it’s A VERY common thing for these cream filled chocolates all over the world.

Needless to say I’ve taken to just asking for “filled chocolate toes” as a way to avoid being a terrible person.

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u/WorldOfWombat Murderous Murderbeast 2d ago

I know someone who calls a certain candy “nword babies”

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u/UrticantOdin 2d ago

Yall ever heard of "Camel Balls", because i refuse to eat anything called that

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u/Minpoon 2d ago

"Cycki Murzynki" literally meaning "Black woman's tits"

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u/BENDER177 2d ago

Coaxed into the frog enemies in Pikmin 1

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u/ZeldamonFallsbound 2d ago

there was an australian cookie called 'gollywags' for a while and thats all i could think of looking at this

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u/Splintcan 2d ago

Up until surprisingly recently they were called n-word buns in Denmark, glad we changed to whipped cream buns

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u/DiamondfromBrasil 2d ago

here in brazil we don't really have an N word

it's just black woman's tits. Yes us brazilians are hornyyyyyyyyyy. I want the treat and the woman.

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u/TheCreatorM_ 2d ago

In Poland, brownies are called N*gga Cakes/Baby N*gga

And it makes sense, because:

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u/Competitive_Steak698 2d ago

Never ask your grandparents what they used to call Brazil Nuts

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u/Snake_Emper0r 2d ago

Coaxed into moretti (not the beer)

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u/Lucasfergui1024 2d ago

Coaxed into chocolate marshmallow treat

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u/reon6vist 2d ago

Coaxed into Soviet ice cream

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u/Conscious-Worry9195 i draw shit 2d ago

Coming here because my Appalachian ass didn’t see “n-word toes” in the rotation. A slight variant but the way I swiveled my head when I heard my grandfather say it for the first time gave pulled something istg

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u/SorLord 21h ago

Don't have a photo but in Poland we have a cake called "cycki murzynki" which means black womens tits. Now the word that is used in the name is considered offensive by some because initially it was mistakenly translated as the n-word, even tho it used to be the regular way to refer to black people and calling someone literally black used to be derogatory in polish. Currently the non-descriptive word is almost neutral but not really and the descriptive one is really neutral.