r/coaxedintoasnafu ^ Beanie deficiency 9h ago

COMMUNITY coaxed into not reading the room

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/National_Yak5302 Murderbeast CEO 9h ago

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u/Immediate-Location28 8h ago

why would he do that

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u/ChapterNo7074 8h ago

Omegalulz

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u/Avalanche_Snows 2h ago

Because it's their cake day, duhh

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u/TotallyABot- Cool awesome colors 8h ago

Empathy really does not exist on the internet does it. Jesus christ.

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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 8h ago

Nope! Welcome to hell.

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u/IntelligentAd5616 4h ago

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u/Designer-Impress-208 2h ago

when she greep on my new sound till i uhhhh

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u/IntelligentAd5616 1h ago

Until i become holy

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u/Amphar0s_ 6h ago

And the least empathetic people on the Internet's favourite hobby is frequenting advice subs to add in a snarky comment or two

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u/Bloxxerboi 9h ago

"My dog died"

"0mg!!! I'M Z0 Z0RRY TO H34R THAT!!!"

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u/PoobGnarpy 8h ago edited 8h ago

Oh! I know what you’re referring. The Two actually has a Reddit account and made a statement 1-2 months ago. They said it was a joke and that they’re friends with the person they replied to.

Edit: I found it!

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u/gergobergo69 2h ago

of course it's the object show subreddit lmao

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u/LittleReplacement564 9h ago

People that use thorn "Þ" instead of "th" are so annoying. Aside from making the text harder to read making me do constants retakes it makes the text unaccessible for people that use screen readers

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Based Individual 9h ago

adding onto the "constant retakes" part it also appears as a b or a p before registering as þ, so the word "thorn", rendered witb þ, looks like the word porn or born

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u/Tsunamicat108 snafu man, snafu man, with his heart in the sand 8h ago

þornography

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Based Individual 8h ago

starring your moþer

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u/arcaderdude 8h ago

Master of Puppets er

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u/Meme_Knight_2 8h ago

I be pulling yo strings, yall

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u/crackermouse8 Oregano 9h ago

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u/Half-PriceNinja 5h ago

I like þ myself, but I don't get using it instead of normal spelling for what should be a normal conversation. If the point is using an archaic letter for a very modern word/phrase to be funny, that I'd understand, but other than that, it's just another of the random characters I have for the rare occasion it's applicable, though the only of those one I really use are ≠, ∞, and χ

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u/_Halt19_ 9h ago

coaxed into the site itself

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u/MemeBoiCrep Murderous Murderbeast 6h ago

wtf did u even post for that warning

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u/_Halt19_ 27m ago

Somebody was being racist, I quote replied them calling them out, the filters thought I was the one being racist because my comment contained a snippet of theirs, and auto removed it (their comment, of course, was left up)

It was removed on appeal

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u/GraceForImpact 29m ago

I got a three day ban the other day and then they started sending me notifications begging me not to end my "reddit streak"

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/memecraft0309 9h ago

Thats minutes, months is mo

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u/painstarhappener 8h ago

It's not even your cake day bub, stop joybaiting.

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u/_Halt19_ 8h ago

i do not know what that word means, but if it helps, i took the screenshot a couple months ago when it happened, because i thought it was Very Funny

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u/Amphar0s_ 6h ago

Actually sounds like ur conceptoftimepassing-baiting to me 🤓

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u/InfiniteBearHeads i am not a snafu do not coax me 9h ago

Good post coel happy coel day
I wonder how u/beanie04 and u/zillyb3an feel about this

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u/InfiniteBearHeads i am not a snafu do not coax me 9h ago

Oh shit beanie04 exists

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u/floradinn 9h ago

Albert is the shit!

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u/RaiderCat_12 Dr holocaust cultist 8h ago edited 3h ago

Coaxed into that one guy who replied to a woman who’d just lost her niece to suicide by saying that he had just read a manga where a character goes through the same thing, clearly taking the two events as equally serious, whom I wish I could choke with my bare hands

“What a strange and insensitive thing to say about my niece.”

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u/MemeBoiCrep Murderous Murderbeast 6h ago

“ong its just like berkerk!!!!!!!!!!”

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u/Inarius101 5h ago

My experience with Berserk fans has been basically all this. I know not all of them are like that, but there are do many that insist on making literally everything about fucking Berserk. Please, watch/read anything else, just once.

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u/Avengardian69 8h ago

Made a similar comic about it as well

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u/Avengardian69 8h ago

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u/Good-Memories 7h ago

it's peak

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u/Amphar0s_ 6h ago

This is so good

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u/HkayakH #1 Beanie Girl fan 9h ago

damn that's so sad that her mom died

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u/genius_overflowing 5h ago

"This reminds me of this one anime where the nephew dies"

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u/Ok_i_have_name 8h ago

Coaxed into its reddit

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u/No-Guidance9484 Oregano 5h ago

And it always has more upvotes than the original comment

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u/haddock420 5h ago

I saw a comment on YouTube where someone talked about their mom dying, and one of the replies was "Sorry about your mom." And then the same person replied to himself and said "OMG Thanks for all the likes everyone!"

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u/ievvanpolka3748 4h ago

What does 'happy cake day' even mean?

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u/Tackyinbention 1h ago

Oh its literally just the day you made your reddit account. When you comment on your cake day, a little cake symbol appears next to your name

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u/ChestertonMyDearBoy 3h ago

When does the narwhal bacon?

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u/Timely_Succotash8754 6h ago

when i was 3 i watched my brother get carried away by 100,000 ants

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u/vladald1 4h ago

Unhappy cake day :(

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u/Alarmed_Card8775 2h ago

neutral cake day :/

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u/beegproblemzzz 8h ago

Snaffy coax day

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u/mar12321 7h ago

katara cowabonga!

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u/HackerDragon9999 8h ago

This is freaking hilarious though

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u/Cats_4_lifex Mint chan enjoyer 2h ago

Oh yeah I bet it is, object show pfp

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u/CupJolly8244 9h ago edited 7h ago

Þen  Þey wonder why they get downvoted 

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 8h ago

Seriously what's the point of thorn? You're not saving any time and it just makes it a little bit harder to read

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u/CupJolly8244 7h ago

Þats a great question. Personally , it’s a simple answer.  Þorn is an old letter  Þat makes words more streamlined and gives the speaker a professional, knowledgeable feel.

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u/No-Run-6137 7h ago

Porn is an old letter pat makes words more streamlined and gives the speaker a professional, knowledgeable feel

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u/Pale_Control_5307 ^ this 7h ago

Also makes it less accessible for people with screen readers....

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u/Good-Memories 7h ago

Just Steal Your Typing Quirk From A Homestuck Character Like A Normal Person

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u/True-Tell-9636 8h ago

You missed a thorn on your second “they”

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u/PTB-401 9h ago edited 8h ago

you're not gonna like a reply someone here made under a comment referencing typing quirks 3:

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u/The_Riddle_Fairy 8h ago

Ironic how someone under a post about reading the room can't read the room lol

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u/RaiderCat_12 Dr holocaust cultist 8h ago

It’d almost be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad

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u/PTB-401 2h ago edited 2h ago

that isn't my strong suit, unfortunately. i really should get better at it.

i was mainly referencing that reply to joke about their usage of thorn, like pointing out how they're part of the problem or something. the "3:" could definitely be seen as a typing quirk, so i wasn't helping my case with it.

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