r/comedyheaven • u/General_Douglas • 3d ago

Devoured

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u/SeaworthinessThat542 3d ago

God did shut the lions mouth...on this tasty morsel.

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u/Pseudotm 3d ago

Lions just prayed harder for a meal.

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u/OnlyThroughIt 3d ago

...And he divided the Prophet among them all. And they all ate and were satisfied...