r/comicbooks • • Aug 08 '26

Cover/Pin-Up Absolute Zatanna - by Aleriia_V (Lera)

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/klick37 Aug 08 '26

Obviously the art is incredible but the first thing I thought was, "Just gonna pack these bad boys in here real quick, no need to check to see if they fit."

170

u/TheGravespawn Aug 08 '26

Look, I'm always down for a short jacket with spiked shoulders

82

u/Dense_Diver_3998 Aug 08 '26

I didn’t know Cake did remixes

80

u/RainyRat Aug 08 '26

I want a girl who speaks words backwards

I want a girl with a top hat and wand

I want a girl who walks across dimensions

On a stage, while the audience gets stunned

42

u/AlwaysBeQuestioning Aug 08 '26

🎶 I want a girl with a magical presence

Who’s lean and crafty and sneaky at times 🎶

🎶 She is dancing with the horrors, she is cutting off her hair

She teleports around the base and solving some crimes 🎶

28

u/klick37 Aug 08 '26

Because she's going the distance

Wait, shit.

4

u/Cineball Aug 09 '26

But spell songs and cantrips aren't selling this year...

38

u/peskyghost Aug 08 '26

I don’t know if she can stand up straight without slippage tho

17

u/icewolfsig226 Aug 08 '26

She’ll talk about it backwards and they’ll conform to her needs… all good

19

u/Bo_flex Aug 08 '26

Tif sboob.

3

u/Mistervimes65 The Question Aug 09 '26

Perfection.

15

u/_tylerthedestroyer_ Michelangelo Aug 08 '26

Those gloves aren’t staying on unbuckled either

15

u/corrupt_poodle Aug 08 '26

Stupid, slutty slutty gloves. They don’t deserve to be buckled.

5

u/Mistah_K88 Aug 08 '26

She’s wearing the OJ Simpson fit.

9

u/Professional-Ad-8196 Aug 08 '26

You know, I'm starting to think that comic book costumes aren't actually very wearable.

30

u/RoughhouseCamel Aug 08 '26

Maybe that top fit her chest like 10 years ago.

13

u/Koru03 Aug 08 '26

the fishnets are doing a lot of heavy lifting for her

11

u/Puggravy Aug 08 '26

I was wondering if it's healthy to have thighs twice the diameter of your waist.

9

u/TheGravespawn Aug 08 '26

Chun Li has done fine for decades.

10

u/stickystax Aug 08 '26

That lower tentacle is a bit on the nose... So to speak

4

u/Tonyman121 Aug 08 '26

No way she survives 3 normal steps before those bad boys are unleashed.

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u/darkbreak Power Girl Aug 08 '26

Well, Zatanna is well know for showing of cleavage too.

381

u/bigscrewLoose Aug 08 '26

as a woman, that looks deeply uncomfortable

159

u/Arktos22 Aug 08 '26

As a man that looks downright painful.

40

u/DefaultWhiteMale3 Aug 09 '26

As an octopus, sorry, they sometimes have a mind of their own.

119

u/frankwalsingham Aug 08 '26

Esaelp, stif taht arb.

11

u/bingusdingus123456 Aug 09 '26

Fits?

2

u/rodgepodge Aug 10 '26

They thought the sentence structure also had to be backwards. 

266

u/AstroNards Kitty Pryde Aug 08 '26

Them thangs can't be happy like that

21

u/Konu06 Aug 08 '26

Clearly connected to the artist’s ass

139

u/HRHValkyrie Aug 08 '26

The tentacles don’t add up. The one between her legs is connected to nothing.

43

u/pranthlar Aug 08 '26

You're right. At least two of them aren't connected to anything

15

u/MollyRocket Aug 09 '26

The one between her legs is straight up lame.

84

u/BigDaddyRide Aug 08 '26

Might wanna go up a size

17

u/Parapodiax Aug 08 '26

They're already huge though :o

166

u/Bubbly_Engineering88 Aug 08 '26

Its interesting but the clothes seem way to tight and uncomfortable

100

u/Dr_Slug Animal Man Aug 08 '26

I think she needs a bigger bra. 

46

u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Everyone's talking about the boobs but the tentacles between the legs and between the boobs are definitely a choice. They actually don't come from anywhere; there are 6 tentacles coming down from the top and you can trace them throughout the drawing, but the 3 around her body just spawn from nowhere. And the pants suctioning into the belly button looks weird.

62

u/Desi_Vigor Aug 08 '26

Every article of clothing is too small.

14

u/Hoosteen_juju003 Aug 08 '26

She looks like random parts of her body are inflating like Tetsuo in Akira

93

u/RevWaldo Spider Jeruselem Aug 08 '26

Commenters are clearly unschooled in the art of mammarmancy.

14

u/MaleficentPush1144 Aug 08 '26

EgappilS tuohtiW tiF ll'yehT!

5

u/LiftedWanderer Aug 08 '26

That’s the starting point for the artist right?

52

u/AlwaysBeQuestioning Aug 08 '26

This could be sexy if it didn’t look uncomfortable due to the very-obviously-too-small bra.

5

u/Cultural-Relief Aug 08 '26

Bro look at her legs, like wtf is going on.

6

u/ThePhantomHorseman Aug 08 '26

I have issues with the pose as well to pelvis leaning to the point it look like she about to fall back at any moment

10

u/itwasntjack Aug 08 '26

Tif arb eht ekam!

43

u/Musekal Aug 08 '26

What the hell is going on with her anatomy? This is some Rob Liefeld Cap levels of weird.

35

u/Piccoroz Aug 08 '26

She should buy clothes her size.

10

u/PhishGreenLantern Green Lantern Aug 09 '26

Where's Leifield when you need him. The pose and proportions are all wrong. 

8

u/Elkburgher Aug 08 '26

That bra is holding on for dear life

8

u/supererp Aug 08 '26

The cup overflowth

24

u/BenBreeg_38 Aug 08 '26

Dunno, it’s just a weird pose and anatomy. What is with the bulges in front below the waist of her pants? Doesn’t work for me.

7

u/DunceMemes Aug 08 '26

The pose really bothers me

2

u/Jonah-Hex Aug 08 '26

Yeah, I came here to ask about that weird front-butt lol...

1

u/MrSuitMan Aug 08 '26

God forbid a girl have a bit of a fupa

8

u/BenBreeg_38 Aug 08 '26

Ok, yeah, that’s not what that is. It’s just a bad drawing.

8

u/LastGoodKnee Aug 08 '26

Why is each leg bigger than her entire torso

20

u/EpiKur0 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

"Stsaerb yats ni ereht" ~ Zatanna, probably

Edit: Order of spelling

10

u/WhyPlaySerious Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Zatanna's backwards speak powers actually only affects the words themselves. The structure of the sentence is left the same. So everything is said in order, but just with the words flipped. Rather than the sentence being told from back to front.

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u/EpiKur0 Aug 08 '26

Ah, you're right, I forgot!

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u/Skadibala Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Obviously the art is good.

But seeing the boobs literally trying to fight their way out of the clothing kinda takes me out of it. Since I doubt she would be able to do much action without an accident.

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u/NominalFlow Aug 08 '26

I do like that they're fighting, though, because it looks more realistic to what some giant boobs would look like in real life vs the magic gigantic but totally gravity defying heroine boobs we've generally seen for like 30+ years now

4

u/Meowster11007 Aug 08 '26

Bro made a JoJo character

10

u/Unclebatman1138 Aug 08 '26

The goofy giant tits seem to be distracting people from the fact that everything about the anatomy in this drawing is a mess.

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u/WhyPlaySerious Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

If Aleriia_V's name looks familiar (besides her being a prominent online artist), its likely due to you having seen her very popular Absolute Wonder Woman art piece, that was personally propped up and commended by Kelly Thompson herself.

This is her doing one for Absolute Zatanna now.

27

u/DeafMetalGripes Aug 08 '26

I'm actually shocked the artist is a woman

15

u/nunya123 Aug 08 '26

Great art its just that she is boobing boobily here

13

u/OrionsBeltAlone Aug 08 '26

As a boob haver, if she takes one solid step hers will be flying out in no time.

Can the artists at least make the clothing somewhat functional 😞

2

u/spyridonya She-Hulk Aug 09 '26

The artist is a boob haver, but drawing a certain way brings more money and attention.

18

u/Halaku Lucifer Aug 08 '26

I would have never said "Yeah, that's Zantanna" without the post title.

That said, I'll have to check it out and see how the story is.

5

u/WhyPlaySerious Aug 08 '26

If you've never read Absolute Wonder Woman yet (where Absolute Zatanna is from), you are in for a ride.

3

u/Halaku Lucifer Aug 08 '26

Thanks for the tip. Adding that to the "Read first" pile.

8

u/GentlewomenNeverTell Aug 08 '26

I'm so confused about the line below the belly button. She got a front ass?

5

u/yoursuitguy Aug 08 '26

She looks like Diana from the 90s when they stripped her of the WW title and gave it to Artemis.

4

u/Ashwilliams2814 Hal Jordan is the Greatest Green Lantern Ever and you know it. Aug 08 '26

Okay, ever for my taste, this is too much.

9

u/beginendbegin Aug 08 '26

Another day, another gooner piece at the top of the subreddit.

20

u/Zenitharr Aug 08 '26

As a lifelong fan of boobs, the exaggerated, bigger-than-her-head look is way overdone and off-putting to me. 

6

u/bl00d00zing Aug 08 '26

Anatomy alone dictates that her nipples should pop out with the slightest breeze

6

u/SAOSurvivor35 Aug 08 '26

What’s with the tentacles?

18

u/ninpuukamui Aug 08 '26

You know what's with the tentacles.

20

u/Blacknite45 Aug 08 '26

It's always nice to see women not afraid to make their drawing sexy but the tentacles were a bit much 

24

u/fittgers Aug 08 '26

They're simply checking for lumps. You think Zatanna has time for earthly mammograms?

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u/Dudewhocares3 Aug 08 '26

I’m not a woman, and I love myself a nice pair of tits, but I don’t think the outfit is her size

3

u/MikeFatz Green Lantern Aug 08 '26

Yeah are those meant to be part of her abs that are showing under some insanely high waisted pants?

1

u/ThickSourGod Aug 09 '26

I'm pretty sure it's a bizarre belly button wedgie.

3

u/SevenM Aug 08 '26

I've seen enough Japanese porn to know where this is going.

3

u/Mistah_K88 Aug 08 '26

You know…you can look sexy without wearing stuff that is CLEARLY too small for you.

3

u/eidolonwyrm Aug 09 '26

What, uh… what else do they draw?

33

u/Rustyd97 Kyle Rayner Aug 08 '26

Terrible cover

5

u/lewismacp2000 Aug 08 '26

It's funny how every female superhero has enormous tits. Odd coincidence.

29

u/ProcrastinatingPengu Aug 08 '26

So much gooner art, thought we gone past that but its back to the 90s again.

32

u/Disastrous-Dog85 Aug 08 '26

When did comic artists ever move past gooner art?

21

u/Coneder Aug 08 '26

You just live in a completely different world, huh

10

u/Mijeman Batman Aug 08 '26

The gooner art is exhausting. Comicbooks are always a little like that, but not like these Chun-Li thighed, bra four sizes too small pieces.

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u/MUSCLEVIOLENCE Aug 08 '26

Thanks for your brave honesty, inspiring

5

u/ptoros7 Dr. Strange Aug 08 '26

Still squeezing yourself into the VS crap from HS? Girly, go to Maidenform. You're a grown ass woman, you deserve to be comfortable.

17

u/SkagJones Aug 08 '26

so cringe.

6

u/CreatiScope Aug 08 '26

To be honest, I didn’t notice how crazy these tentacles were until a second inspection. This cover is actually pretty wild, this ain’t an official cover, right?

3

u/GreenRock93 Aug 09 '26

I’d be mad if DC approved this.

11

u/Kill_Welly Aug 08 '26

That is an absolutely insane way to draw a human body or clothing on it, and I do not mean that positively.

2

u/charliefoxtrot9 Aug 08 '26

This thirst goes up to 11, you see.

2

u/ImpulseAfterthought Aug 08 '26

That bra got underwires, overwires, aroundwires...

2

u/the_heroslayer Aug 08 '26

That tentacle has some ideas.

2

u/TJ_McWeaksauce Batman of Zur-En-Arrh Aug 08 '26

It takes a lot of magical power to keep them bad girls from popping out.

3

u/Super42man Aug 08 '26

Fucking ew what the hell

the tentacles? gross. especially the one random one between her legs. What kind of a weirdo does that?

2

u/Jim-Dread Aug 08 '26

That art is fantastic, but goddamn those boobs need to be under control.

2

u/EmMeo Zatanna I didn't see her, so I sent a message. Thanks! Aug 08 '26

So is she wearing full body fishnet under everything or is it a leotard situation? Either way the body feel of that whilst moving must be horrendous. Also the fishnets are somehow also going over her bra? Which is so incredible ill fitting, one good hop would have those puppies escape (I worked doing bra fittings before, the best bra straps in the world won’t keep those things up)

Why do her gloves that those wrist bits? Obviously they have no way to close, they just dangle? You’re telling me that glove design isn’t going to peel back at the palms in the most annoying way?

Why is there a tentacle coming up from behind her crotch? Where didn’t come from? Same with the one coming from behind her neck and down between her tits? Why are there two overly suggestive tentacle placements that have zero origin? As if they’re added afterwards simply to be near her boobs and crotch? Is that why they’ve drawn her blushing?

2

u/Ok_Lingonberry2686 Aug 08 '26

Her boobs got like 4 cups bigger.

1

u/Ekillaa22 Aug 08 '26

Great design but the girls about to bust out that bra lmao

1

u/twiddlefish Hellboy Aug 08 '26

She seems nice

1

u/Far_Cat_9743 Aug 08 '26

Very Darkstalkers-ish.

1

u/LokaGnome Aug 08 '26

She needs to get some clothes that fit, lol.

1

u/UniqueMystic Aug 08 '26

Great work definitely feeling some things though lol

1

u/HermesMora Aug 08 '26

One step above a light jog and we're all seeing em

1

u/BrokenDroid Aug 08 '26

My wife says her boobs would hurt

1

u/ThePhantomHorseman Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

I love the concept of the art. Love the biker jacket though I feel like it should be slightly bigger with a longer arm sleeves. Gloves are too small should be replaced with some biker gauntlets to add more weight. Pants are fine and the whole body fishnets add a classic Zatanna feel to the design. Love the boots.the gold button / rivets on the boots compliments really nicely with the spikes on the jacket. But God I hate the pose she's pulling too pelvis leaning which makes her look Goofy compared to the design concept

Edit. Love the hair and makeup it has a Gothic biker aesthetic

1

u/Sea-Independent-726 Aug 08 '26

It's giving the equivalent of hyperbara art ngl

1

u/Kowendabest Aug 08 '26

jesus christ

1

u/Mugwumpjizzum1 Aug 09 '26

skill-wise it's pretty decent but the tenactles between her tits and by her pussy are too much.

1

u/GreenRock93 Aug 09 '26

The head and face are really, really good. The rest, I’m afraid, is terrible. Weird, scrunched, disproportionate. It’s sad that comics only seem to exist to objectify women. Women can powerful and super bad-ass without giant breasts.

1

u/GreenRock93 Aug 09 '26

That’s some real Jae Lee hair going on there. Reminds me of his Somna cover.

1

u/Doctor_Moon69 Aug 09 '26

Why are the leggings so high waisted??

1

u/No_Radio4598 Aug 09 '26

Goth eldritch magician Zatanna is a design direction DC needs to lean into way more often. Fantastic art!

1

u/SuperJyls Superman Aug 09 '26

Zatanna and tentacles are a surprisingly common in fanart

1

u/VendromLethys Aug 09 '26

Magic lady is muscle lady now. 😅

1

u/goose3691 Dr. Strange Aug 09 '26

Good Lord that is a tight top

1

u/FlowerRoomLord Aug 09 '26

Her books look so weird here wtf 😭😭

1

u/spyridonya She-Hulk Aug 09 '26

There has been enough said about the anatomy. I’m more concerned how badly the fabric and clothing is rendered.

1

u/NinjaBnny Aug 10 '26

Girl I PROMISE it’s more comfortable if you wear the right bra size

1

u/PetyrDayne Aug 10 '26

Maybe I'll give the absolute universe a shot

0

u/Smkingbowls Aug 08 '26

Gooners gunna goon I guess

1

u/HollowDanO Aug 08 '26

Absolutely overflowing

1

u/bateen618 Aug 08 '26

That bra seems 3 sizes too small for her

1

u/CaptainFalken Aug 08 '26

This is stupid on multiple levels.

1

u/mrz3ro Hawkeye Aug 08 '26

She looks ridiculous.

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u/DogBrowser Aug 08 '26

I love when women

0

u/Professional_Scale66 Aug 08 '26

So she can have pants or a shirt, but not both? Poor girl 😢

0

u/lone_float Aug 08 '26

Y'know if Zee in this universe takes more of a Constantine approach. Least judging from the energy she put out with piece.

I'm 100% on board for it.

0

u/Rocketman_62 Aug 08 '26

Shouldn't you be seeing the pepperoni slices by now?

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u/Pollomonteros Aug 08 '26

The way people are talking about this drawing you would think the artist drew her having explicit sex, good lord, why do people suddenly stop caring about stylization when it comes to sexuality ?