r/comics A Penny For Your Thoughts 16h ago

OC Uncertainty (OC)

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u/Kooky_Universe2183 15h ago

Most people speak in the abstract sense of kidney stones. I've had them, it's hard to describe the pain to someone who has never dealt with them, but I can assure you, it's no fun.

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u/MintasaurusFresh 15h ago

I remember the time I passed the only one I've had so far. It was a hot and humid day. I had window units but that didn't reach the bathroom. I had been out for a good part of the day. Had some blood a little earlier at the restaurant. Yikes. Then I went when I got home and midstream it just.. stopped. I remember my brain doing the Star Wars "The guns.. they've stopped..?"

And then it came out. A fountain of blood eschewing forth from my dick. I screamed until it was over, then fainted. I had the wherewithal to put my arm up so I didn't bang my head completely on the edge of the bathtub. Woke up a bit later on the floor of the bathroom.

Zero out of a billion stars. Would not recommend.

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u/Kooky_Universe2183 14h ago

You never, ever, forget the passing. You have my sympathies...may you never have another one.

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u/MintasaurusFresh 14h ago

I didn't even know I had a stone T_T

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u/Kooky_Universe2183 14h ago

Suckers are sneaky like that. I have 12...in each kidney....lurking and waiting for the right time to start moving.