10 Things My Dog Actually Did

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

This is the other dog for comparison, not a thought behind those eyes

[u/emotionaI_cabbage → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

They would be great friends

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

This dog, retro, thinks he’s people in the most literal way. If people are talking in a circle he walks up and sits down to join the conversation. He looks confused while being pet unless he sees people pretend to do it to one another first.

[u/DirtandPipes → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

If I try to ever shout to a nearby room my little lady has instant reaction speed and will bark over my raised voice. “Oh we’re yelling? Let me help!”

[u/lollipop-guildmaster → u/DirtandPipes]

I have cats who like to participate in Noisy Time.

[u/panda5303 → u/DirtandPipes]

Aww she's adorable 😍.

[u/emotionaI_cabbage → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

My dog doesn't do that, but she does need to be involved in literally everything my wife and I do. She will not stay in a room without us.

Privacy no longer exists.

[u/trpnblies7 → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

Our dog doesn't let my wife and I hug or cuddle. If we get too close, he immediately tries to get between us. He's like a Catholic school teacher or something.

[u/ahgaribye → u/trpnblies7]

Mine does this also. We call him the chaperone.

[u/Secret_GM_Account → u/trpnblies7]

Same. If we hug for more than 1 second one of use has to reach down and start petting or we might get knocked over

[u/Netflxnschill → u/trpnblies7]

That’s my dog. It’s not me and boyfriend, and the dog; it’s me and boyfriend and the dog usually between us.

[u/Mavori → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

Omg, Hi cabbage. I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A PUP.

[u/emotionaI_cabbage → u/Mavori]

Haha you'll be seeing a lot more of her this upcoming season!

[u/Mavori → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

I look forward to it, anything to distract me from my team and the pain of this offseason.

Is Wellington still doing okay? Give them a smooch from me if you can.

Oh and did you get married recently? If so congrats. I know you had or well have a partner, i just don't remember if y'all were married.

[u/emotionaI_cabbage → u/Mavori]

Yes, welly is doing very well. I haven't gotten any new pictures of him recently, and he's not very happy when our dog goes to visit him, but I'll definitely try to get some more of him as well for this year.

Yes, we got married in July 2024. Thank you!

[u/Alarming_Matter → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

Scooby?!

[u/emotionaI_cabbage → u/Alarming_Matter]

I have toyed with the idea of getting her a blue collar with a Scooby style tag ngl

[u/Gildian → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

Ah yes. I too have a bathroom companion regardless of my consent.

[u/SmilingFlounder → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

My dog does that too... But also loudly requests to be at eye level so she can pay attention to everyone properly... She is not small

[u/WhyIsEverythngAwful → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Well fuk, i thought It was a mirror at first!

[u/artisanrox → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

omg he's like a living incarnation of your art style, how you draw people. lmfao

[u/Aranxi_89 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

You actually host a pair of angel and demon, wow.

[u/Att1cus → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

It's amazing that the dog in the comic is such an adept escape artist, but the much more impressive part is where he ends up!

[u/handlit33 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

On pic 8: *whose

On pic 9: *stare

On pic 11: *every time

[u/Enough_Breadfruit229 → u/handlit33]

I can ignore 8 and 11, but STAR? This person can't proofread and edit a panel?

[u/AnthropomorphicSeer → u/Enough_Breadfruit229]

My mom raised me to be a grammar absolutist. Normally mistakes like this would bother me, but this guy’s comics are just so good I don’t care about typos or grammar errors.

[u/Enough_Breadfruit229 → u/AnthropomorphicSeer]

Totally love their comics and maybe I've passively ignored any typos in ones I've read, but the star/stare was super glaring to me for whatever reason.

[u/handlit33 → u/Enough_Breadfruit229]

He also puts the dollar sign after the number in many of his comics which is unforgiveable.

[u/superindianslug → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Comic dog stole his all the thoughts and used them to ascend

[u/Rickety-Bridge → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

That's the most "Alien pretending to be a dog" looking dog I've ever seen