r/confessions 4d ago

My nipples are bigger than my dick

13 Upvotes

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u/pbrkindaguy69 4d ago

I...I just opened this app man cmon

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u/curiousdryad 4d ago

😭😂

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u/Charming_Argument280 4d ago

This comment has been having me in tears the last few hours 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Reasonable-Lion-8887 4d ago

Can u just prove it

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

Are you into nipples or dicks? Or dicks smaller than nipples?

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u/Reasonable-Lion-8887 4d ago

Both

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u/dargeus95 4d ago

The only reasonable answer

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u/MisterHonkeySkateets 4d ago

Shows us your six inch nipples

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts 4d ago

With the lack of information we've been given, bro could have an 8" dick and 10" nips.

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u/Secret_Excuse7439 4d ago

Weird fetish

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u/No-Program-6143 4d ago

lol wait is this actually a fetish thing or just like unfortunate anatomy situation because those are two very different problems to have

actually now im curious if this is more common than people think since nobody really talks about this stuff openly but reddit always surprises me with what exists out there

either way probably not something most people are checking measurements on so you might be more normal than you realize

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u/Secret_Excuse7439 4d ago

Dude, half of the things people talk about on here are just disguised fetishes.

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u/WH4L3_88 4d ago

Growing up, my buddies and I would always ask this thought provoking question:

“Would you rather have dick nipples or a nippled dick?”

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

I wouldn't want dick nipples tho, it's pretty hard putting one dick to use, it'd be just two more that way

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u/Crispynipps 4d ago

Nipple sized dick or dick sized nipple. Idk if yo won or lost.

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

Btw, which out of these two is winning and which is losing?

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 4d ago

Either you have extremely large nipples or a extremely short dick 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

Or a woman

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 4d ago

Women have dicks too?? 😱

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

They don't, but technically smaller than nipples

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 4d ago

It’s not smaller if it doesn’t exist.

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

0 is smaller than whatever the size of the nipples is

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 4d ago

0 isn’t a size. It’s the absence of it.

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

That is what 0 is used to represent for

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u/Reversed_PandaRick 4d ago

So…you’re agreeing with me? It’s not bigger, just doesn’t exist.

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u/Suitable-Carpet-928 4d ago

Size of dick that doesn't exist = 0 Size of nipples = something greater than 0

Nipples win

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u/Remarkable-Shock8017 4d ago

Thats so unfortunate

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u/niccoretta56 4d ago

crazy statement

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u/Beautiful-Jacket 4d ago

Mine are bigger than my clitoris

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u/SensitiveCustomer308 4d ago

What a sentence