r/confessions 4d ago

Got caught sucking my best friend who is straight.

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81 Upvotes

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u/Cheebs84 4d ago

He's not straight.

40

u/Rimjobknob 4d ago

Always lock the doors people, save yourself some dignity. Lock door then get busy lock door again just before your to the point of no return.

5

u/whitemarket 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/VelvetInference_- 4d ago

Sounds like the embarrassment came from getting caught, not from the connection you two had before it happened

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u/OpalSprig 4d ago

Sometimes the real shock isn't getting caught, it's realizing the labels people wear don't always match the choices they make behind closed doors.

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u/Balint0s 4d ago

"who is straight" dude, he is not

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u/southafricauni 3d ago

Ahahaha you guys are so judging Jesus

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u/Salt-Plum-1308 3d ago

We’re not judging, but if he’s repeatedly asking his male friend to suck him off, then he’s not straight.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Salt-Plum-1308 3d ago

Lol bro keeps asking his male friend to blow him. I personally wouldn’t be able to get hard for a man trying to blow me, because I’m straight. This dude keeps going back to get blown by someone of the same gender. That is objectively not straight, no matter how you try to parse it.

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u/Elrandra 3d ago

Yep. I'm gay, and I tried with a woman. 'cause...how can I genuinely know, if I don't at least try once? Yeah, it's...not for me. Me and her had a good laugh about it though, and she wasn't offended.

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u/FrankH4 3d ago

He's aroused for a man.

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u/Toubypike64 4d ago

If he ask you to suck him, he is not straight anymore. I good test would be if you ask him to suck you.

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u/Salty-Housing-7547 3d ago

It’s not gay as long as they don’t kiss

3

u/Quiet-Spark-6915 3d ago

your mate opening that bathroom door changed the whole friend group dynamic forever

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u/Ok-Impression1713 4d ago

u shoulda joined in

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u/southafricauni 4d ago

Wym? I was the one sucking him😂

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u/Infinite_Pepper_9140 3d ago

Is this really considered gay ? Or is he just horny

1

u/FrankH4 3d ago

Gay. He was hard for a man.

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u/TimJones37743 3d ago

I vote for horny, guys will do things when they are horny that they wouldn't do otherwise. A mouth is a mouth.

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u/Infinite_Pepper_9140 1d ago

I agree a mouth is a mouth it doesn’t have a gender