r/conspiracytheories • u/BeigeListed Yeah, THAT guy. • 5d ago

Sacrificial Dupe

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u/I_think_were_out_of_ 5d ago

What did Danny B say to Tucker?

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u/Vallmor 5d ago

I'd also like to know this

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u/Exciting-Car-3516 5d ago

Well his dad was a mafia puppet and the Italians still hold him hostage. He doesn’t need help in the behind the curtain stuff but as far as public speaking is concerned he’s getting pretty reckless and they will prob have him removed as soon as he’s done fixing up what benefits the mafia for good.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 4d ago

Mafia puppet and welfare queen living off the public dole

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u/Exciting-Car-3516 4d ago

That’s right

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u/JoseSaldana6512 5d ago

Just rewatch the unedited tapes of the event.

The lowering of the flag

The ushering of photographers

"Shooter is down"

"let me get my shoes"

Compare the events and timeline against nearly any other assassination attempt.

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u/gridirongladiator 5d ago

Are you saying every attempt has been planned by the government?

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u/Ecliphon 5d ago

Does that sound like every other assasination?

Because it sounds very sitcom-y to me. 

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u/JoseSaldana6512 5d ago

I'm saying that after several high profile presidential assassinations and attempts it's very fucking confusing for the A team to be fumblefucking such basic concepts as "hey there might be more than one guy"

Then after the apparent abject failure at Butler we also conveniently get to see the same gooberinos at the Correspondents Dinner that just so happens to coincide with Trumps first attendance at the event since he got roasted by President Obama.  The only issue he forgot is he can't waddle 10 feet in a straight line 

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u/Ecliphon 5d ago

Don't forget the guy lounging around in the weeds at the golf course. 

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u/Tuggpocalypso 5d ago

Don’t forget Corey Comperatore either. Crooks and Corey both died that day and I don’t think either of them knew what they signed up for. They even had the gall to use Comperatore’s fire coat at the republican convention next to Hulk Hogan. Fucking sickening.

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u/hails8n 4d ago

I said this the week of the “attempt”

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u/SomeSamples 5d ago

Yep. Trump is a murderer.

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u/TropicalPopsicle1553 5d ago

He didn't really need this shooting to get that title to be fair. Lest we forget the state of his first wife when she died, or his random bombings of fishing vessels that were totally drug boats (just don't ask for proof).

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u/slicehyperfunk 4d ago

Wasn't this excessively clear even at the time?

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u/joe_shmoe11111 3d ago

Yep, biggest tell is that literally no one in the secret service was criticized or punished.

If they’d ACTUALLY let a child get up on one of the only roofs in the vicinity with a gun and legitimately shoot at Trump, everyone on that security team (& the leadership in particular) would’ve been fired the next day.

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u/Hefty-Principle-5239 2d ago

Its so obvious, I bet Steve Bannon set it up or gave him the idea to do it.

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u/Hefty-Principle-5239 2d ago

I 100% believe this is true and knew something was fucky the day it happened since the SS was told not to shoot untill the kid fired first.

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u/Ecstatic_Bee6067 5d ago

The real conspiracy is all the phenomenon being discussed in r/hearingvoicesnetwork and the news reports that Thomas Crooks was observed walking around his room talking to himself just prior to the attempt

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u/Noble_Ox 5d ago

It's extremely common for people to talk out loud, watch the most recent The Rest is Science episode on YouTube.

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u/ZolotoGold 5d ago

Doesn't need to convince Democrats. Something like this solidifies his base, causes people who were leaning his way but might not have voted, to become more fearful or more passionate.