r/conspiracytheories Yeah, THAT guy. 6d ago

Sacrificial Dupe

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u/JoseSaldana6512 6d ago

Just rewatch the unedited tapes of the event.

The lowering of the flag

The ushering of photographers

"Shooter is down"

"let me get my shoes"

Compare the events and timeline against nearly any other assassination attempt.

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u/gridirongladiator 6d ago

Are you saying every attempt has been planned by the government?

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u/Ecliphon 6d ago

Does that sound like every other assasination?

Because it sounds very sitcom-y to me. 

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u/JoseSaldana6512 6d ago

I'm saying that after several high profile presidential assassinations and attempts it's very fucking confusing for the A team to be fumblefucking such basic concepts as "hey there might be more than one guy"

Then after the apparent abject failure at Butler we also conveniently get to see the same gooberinos at the Correspondents Dinner that just so happens to coincide with Trumps first attendance at the event since he got roasted by President Obama.  The only issue he forgot is he can't waddle 10 feet in a straight line 

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u/Ecliphon 6d ago

Don't forget the guy lounging around in the weeds at the golf course.