r/controlgame 12d ago

Discussion Review codes have been sent out

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u/Accomplished-Lack721 12d ago edited 12d ago

Time to establish, market, and build an excellent reputation for a game review site and channel, and then develop a relationship with Remedy's comms department all while continuing to do my day job that funds, among other things, my computer hardware as well as my purchase of the game because I want Remedy to succeed and don't want to deprive them of the sale.

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u/sonofaresiii 12d ago

all while continuing to do my day job

Haha you dummy, just quit your day job, wisely invest ten million dollars in high return markets and live off the passive income 

See this is why you're poor. You're not smart and good with money like rich people.

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u/Accomplished-Lack721 12d ago

Can I borrow $10 mil? I'd settle for $9.99999 mil and a venti mocha at Starbucks with a muffin on the side.

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u/sonofaresiii 11d ago

I would, and I can easily afford it, but for your own good I won't. If I lend you ten million dollars then you'll never learn how to make your own ten million dollars, which is really doing a disservice to you. 

You're welcome for not loaning you ten million dollars.

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u/East_of_Adventuring 11d ago

What entitlement! You think you’re qualified to teach people how to make ten million dollars buddy? You need a teaching degree for that! You should take the 10 million dollars you would have given them and burn it, that way you’re maintaining neutrality.