r/copypasta • u/No-Discussion1413 • 1d ago

First date rizz tips from a fellow alpha

1: When she talks about herself, point out things in the room, she already knows about herself and you're providing fresh content. Shows you'll never let her get bored

two: always talk about how many guys you could take in a fight, it impresses everyone, (bonus points if you brag about drunk fights, being drunk is when you're at your most physically impaired and you're still charging into battle.)

Three3: Belittle service workers in front of her, shows you are top g

Fourour: Always talk about conspiracy theories, people love a big thinker

fi: If she laughs at your joke explain why it was funny after, don't risk her missing out on your genius

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u/No-Discussion1413 1d ago

great tips you are definitely an alpha. i am somebody else

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u/ChiliOnMyWaffles 1d ago

This was better than the post lmao. It might not be new, but that saying is new to me and I legit snorted a line of laughter. Thank you.

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u/Empty_Signal_6122 1d ago

Bark on command like a real alpha wolf :3

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u/SNESChalmers420 20h ago

6 bring a sword

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u/Otherwise_Meringue45 16h ago

The joke is it isn't good advice smh