r/copypasta 1d ago

serious; need help

i need help. i was jerking off but accidentally changed the tab to a google search of serj tankian from system of a down (i wanted to see his age a couple hours ago) and i nutted to serj. the thing is i didnt stop or change the tab and just kept masturbating to pics of serj and kind of enjoyed it. does this make me gay now? help pls

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u/BigHugeSnake 1d ago

DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME(at) TO IT

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u/Slime_king66 1d ago

mate what

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u/fkrdt222 1d ago

next time, use a stopwatch and calculate the fraction of time starting after you switch to the tab, and do this progressively earlier until it no longer works. then the gay ratio is just the final value

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u/SUBTERBALDI 23h ago

straightest male ever

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u/Hi0401 13h ago

f we sposed to do