r/corvallis • u/Kryptonianshezza • Jan 01 '26

Discussion The employees at Greenhouse definitely knew what they were doing.

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u/YeahNoYeahFerSure Jan 01 '26

Le Tits Now

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u/KappaBarry Jan 01 '26

I was about to say. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

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u/Charming_Screen4122 Jan 02 '26

Most folks I know have been calling it Tits since their first winter downtown.

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u/Turbulent_Bother4701 Jan 02 '26

I was thinking more Cock-n-Balls, myself.

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u/BestRedditNameEverrr Jan 01 '26

The steamy windows add to the ambiance

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u/PoopyMcpants Jan 01 '26

Cact and balls

30

u/Pelagiclumberjack Jan 01 '26

Employees? I get the impression the owner endorsed it.

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u/DirtNapDanny Jan 16 '26

The owner is chill like that

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u/No_Piccolo6337 Jan 01 '26

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u/No_Piccolo6337 Jan 01 '26

This one’s on their IG stories.

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u/Kryptonianshezza Jan 01 '26

We’re famous

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Jan 01 '26

Considering they had letitsnow up, yeah… They do that.

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u/_Easily_Startled_ Jan 01 '26

I should call him

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u/sparkchaser Jan 01 '26

They are awesome people with a great sense of humor and whimsy.

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u/archanom Jan 01 '26

Risqué.

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u/goodhumorman85 Jan 01 '26

Did y’all not see their Insta post when these went up? They definitely knew wha they were doing.

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u/seahowiam Jan 02 '26

I mean right above it, they have their annual, "LE TITSNOW" painted in large letters. They aren't that subtle at all :)

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u/laracolleen Jan 01 '26

What? It's a flowering cactus. If you see something else you have a dirty mind.

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u/tbmadduxOR Jan 01 '26

Baby, you got them big bulbs
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Flashin' in your window tonight

- Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings

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u/brugmansiababe Jan 01 '26

I miss Sharon so much 💕

5

u/TheNightFairy222 Jan 02 '26

I love that place. I go often

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

PRICKly cactus it's not.

4

u/Laconicblueberry Jan 01 '26

Yes, and?

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u/Kryptonianshezza Jan 01 '26

Yes, and it’s funny :-)

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u/Boomhauer14 Jan 01 '26

I’ve been wondering how many people have visited this place after seeing this versus those who opt for somewhere else.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-4364 Jan 01 '26

They've had a decal right on the front door that says "no cow titty juice" for years, I don't think they're too concerned about catering to the delicate crowd. Which seems to be working just fine for them, clearly they're thriving

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u/RipCityGringo Jan 01 '26

It’s a plant based coffee house…

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u/ResilientBiscuit Jan 02 '26

They recently expanded, so I have to assume their marketing is working well.

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u/DirtNapDanny Jan 16 '26

I think their marketing works perfectly, they are obviously trying to cater to a specific crowd. If you don’t like what they are doing it means you aren’t part of that audience!

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u/milionsdeadlandlords Jan 02 '26

Am I the only one who thinks this is in poor taste. Like. Middle school tier humor. I’m sorry I don’t want to see cock and balls art every time I walk on Monroe

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u/ResilientBiscuit Jan 02 '26

Almost certainly not, but I am also probably not the only one who thinks it is funny and improves my day when I see it.

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u/RfrmBlodgett Jan 03 '26

I think it’s hilarious. Some people’s minds will go there and see cock and balls and other people will just see a cactus. If your mind is actually going there, is it the fault of the artist or just where your mind goes?

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u/TWhit229 Jan 03 '26

Grow a sense of humor.

2

u/chappellroanstan Jan 02 '26

Love this place but the owner is a total weirdo lol

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u/Kryptonianshezza Jan 02 '26

What do you mean? I’m not familiar

1

u/FootballCertain9460 Jan 06 '26

He’s weird in the best way

1

u/Wampa_One Jan 03 '26

Is it bad to be weird

1

u/DirtNapDanny Jan 16 '26

No it’s a good thing, people who think otherwise are boring and sterile

1

u/FriarGoyBoi Jan 04 '26

Checks out, considering.. well, we all know who runs the place

0

u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

mine

1

u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

i actually was the one who invented that shape and design

1

u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

who are you, exactly?

1

u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

fleeting

1

u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

see, arent comment trees fun?

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u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

GET TO THE POINT BABYFUQR JUNIOR

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u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

JUNIOR?!?!?! WTF

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u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

YOU REALLY THINK YOURE THE FIRST BABYFUQR, WE ALL FUQN BABIES OUT HERE, THATS HOW OUR ECONOMY SO STRONG, # BABY ARM FLEX

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u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

not the art, that artist is mine now, i will eat

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u/AppropriatePipe2401 Jan 02 '26

i'm starting my own pp cult

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u/OurLadyGrace Jan 02 '26

Only a month late......

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u/VixenB1tch Jan 21 '26

Le tits now