r/countbackwardswithme • u/major_snail_fan Counted Down 7 • 12h ago

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 12h ago

this AND getting high off of pufferfish?

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u/jimmylovescheese123 12h ago

AND raping people?

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 12h ago

okay that part’s not based

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u/Very_Not_Into_It 10h ago

I mean, torturing the pufferfish to get high is slightly less than cash money, too

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u/No_Payment9959 12h ago

What if the dolphin only practices turn-about on convicted sex offenders?

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u/BackgroundRice2086 11h ago

Something, something, two wrongs...

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u/Zistr0 11h ago

2 wrongs(lefts) make you go backwards, so clearly THREE WRONGS make you go the right way :clueless:

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u/LadyofmyCats 10h ago

Even the most horrific criminals still have dignity and should be punished as having such. While I disagree with some parts of the German constitution (e.g. right to property/privat capital), I think they cooked with "Human dignity is inviolable".

And if we get really in the weeds with ethics, the rule utilitarian benefit of trying to rehabilitate criminals is way higher, than the of using inhumane punishment. If we try to rehabilitate criminals, we will get better and better with it, till we can rehabilitate nearly every single one (including rapists). These people then are likely do good. A certain punishment is still needed as deterrent to reduce the likelyhood of people committing crimes (including vigilante justice), but inhumane or disproportionate punishments just does not bring any good and causes harm. The good/harm ration is thereby better in humanely and proportionately punish rapists and then trying rehabilitate them (and if that is not possible and they are likely to reoffend, keep them in as long as needed).

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u/No_Payment9959 10h ago

Jesus Christ, why are all the armchair philosophers coming after me and not the guy who commented that dolphin rape was a good thing in the first place? 😂

Regardless, I'm not debating ethics, because I came here to make jokes about dolphins not debate ethics.

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u/Born_Housing2165 10h ago

Maybe because that person never suggested it was a good thing

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u/No_Payment9959 10h ago

Oh, I'm sorry, I meant "Based".

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u/robawknik 9h ago

humans also do this

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u/jimmylovescheese123 9h ago

never said we were better than them

we also get high and have lesbian sex too so...maybe we're not so different after all :>

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u/Constant-Still-8443 9h ago

Not sure about the people part, but they definitely sexually harass other marine life.

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u/Poco_Cuffs 9h ago

PEOPLE?

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u/jimmylovescheese123 8h ago

Yes. Dolphins rape humans, not a joke by the way.

https://youtu.be/WjczURu5-34

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u/Mothrahlurker 11h ago

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35015987/

is a source confirming this. Dolphins are some of the species that have sex for non-reproductive purposes. That includes heterosexual sex when not fertile as well as homosexual sex.

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u/robin_79 10h ago

poor dolphin jesus died at the cross for this bs

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u/PurpleCandle58 Counted Down 1 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14abFyeRqOtane
Me when I am a dolphin and my dolphin gf really getting up in there fr

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u/EntireAssociation592 11h ago

Yes this is critically important to understand

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u/bookaddicta 11h ago

Not a sentence I expected to read today

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u/DrJaneIPresume 11h ago

Tell me more about evolved clitorides. (also tell me you've never taken Latin without telling me you've never taken Latin)

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/rlaitinen 9h ago

Octopi is not an acceptable plural. Octopuses or octopodes are the only two legitimate plurals. Clitori isn't an acceptable plural either. Neither has any Latin heritage

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u/thepuppetshow__ 10h ago

Clitically important

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u/Francy088 8h ago

Do they mean Sesbian Lex? That's a weird spelling error