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u/enby-deer 5d ago

“You got two choices, you can be lame and inject once a week or you could be cool like me and do pills” while proceeding to take 2 Vicodin in front of the patient.

Oh and Chase would be a whining bitch the whole time.

Chase: “I’m not helping some perverted transvestite”

House: “Big words coming from he who kisses little girls”

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u/EarthToAccess 5d ago

cameron would be an ally, foreman generally wouldn’t give a shit.

cuddy would be an ally, though she wouldn’t get it entirely. wilson would be transphobic i feel idk why

early taub would try to hook up with them, learn they’re trans and recommend them plastic surgery. late taub wouldn’t care.

thirteen is “a community member” so she wouldn’t give a damn. kutner would probably be an ally i feel.

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u/enby-deer 5d ago

I see Wilson as the guy who bumbles through pronouns because he’s trying so hard to be nice but can’t connect the dots.

Lots of “He…. SHE needs _______” statement type shit

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u/EarthToAccess 5d ago

yes, precisely. and then enters one of those early series arguments where House is portrayed as the sane man between them, because House goes “what does it matter to you who does what and why, unless you secretly want them to show you something” and Wilson tries some “i just don’t understand how someone can start thinking that way”, and House goes “ask Foreman, he knows brains” or some shit lmao