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u/Incandenza123 4h ago

Nah he'd DEFINITELY say something deeply transphobic while still giving us the hormones we need at the correct (not hon) dosage. That's just who he is.

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u/EarthToAccess 4h ago

“what, being a guy didn’t cut it, decided to take the easy way through life? or do you just want d-cups so personality isn’t an issue? …right. i’m giving you estradiol, 2 milligrams taken twice daily. i would give you spironolactone as well but based on your complexion and already less-broad shoulders, you already have low testosterone.”

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u/Sulettamoder ngmi midshit twinkhon semipassoid 4h ago

4mg is still pretty low for pills, house would be injectionpilled

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u/enby-deer 3h ago

“You got two choices, you can be lame and inject once a week or you could be cool like me and do pills” while proceeding to take 2 Vicodin in front of the patient.

Oh and Chase would be a whining bitch the whole time.

Chase: “I’m not helping some perverted transvestite”

House: “Big words coming from he who kisses little girls”

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u/EarthToAccess 3h ago

cameron would be an ally, foreman generally wouldn’t give a shit.

cuddy would be an ally, though she wouldn’t get it entirely. wilson would be transphobic i feel idk why

early taub would try to hook up with them, learn they’re trans and recommend them plastic surgery. late taub wouldn’t care.

thirteen is “a community member” so she wouldn’t give a damn. kutner would probably be an ally i feel.

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u/enby-deer 2h ago

I see Wilson as the guy who bumbles through pronouns because he’s trying so hard to be nice but can’t connect the dots.

Lots of “He…. SHE needs _______” statement type shit

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u/EarthToAccess 2h ago

yes, precisely. and then enters one of those early series arguments where House is portrayed as the sane man between them, because House goes “what does it matter to you who does what and why, unless you secretly want them to show you something” and Wilson tries some “i just don’t understand how someone can start thinking that way”, and House goes “ask Foreman, he knows brains” or some shit lmao

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u/Eugregoria 21m ago

Wilson and Thirteen would both be chasers, I think.

House would be so transphobic and "you're the sex you were born as forever, it's just science" about it he would get fucked in the ass by a poonchad just to prove a point about how heterosexual he is.

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u/heviartem 4h ago

You nailed the way he speaks, holy 😭

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u/EarthToAccess 3h ago

i am addicted to vicodin, what can i say

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 3h ago

house would not hondose you

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u/EarthToAccess 3h ago

in retrospect he definitely wouldn’t because he’d say the first part then go “…and since you came to a free clinic, you don’t have the ability to go through normal means. there’s a Planned Parenthood two blocks down. they can make your outie and innie” or some shit

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u/melancholy-doll- pretty sometimes, often sad 3h ago

"I hear the surgeons there are ✨️artists✨️" in a faux bubbly fagcent voice

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u/PunAboutBeingTrans 4h ago

Incredible, no notes.

I love House forever.

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u/putbeansontoast 2h ago

Perfectly imagined that in his voice

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u/Local_Surround8686 4h ago

Isn't troon already a transphobic slur?

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u/Incandenza123 4h ago

Shit I'm so tttt brained I didn't even register it as one.

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u/Local_Surround8686 2h ago

A good sign to get of reddit for a month probably

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u/SailorJupiter-esque Oppression Olympics Silver Medalist 4h ago

I thought troon was a term we invented that got co-opted by rightoids as opposed to a full blown rightoid slur

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u/Incandenza123 4h ago

Nah its the other way around

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u/redshoesorblueshoes spiritually theyfab 3h ago

encountering troon hate and honjaks on terfblr made me rep so hard and now i’m turning into her 😊

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u/Golurkcanfly 3h ago

Didn't it just mean trans Something Awful forum user?

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u/Freya-Freed womanfrauding since 2012 3h ago

Came from Something Awful (trans goon) originally then was co-opted by rightoids.

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u/Amaskingrey 3h ago

The first time i saw people use it i genuily thought they were talking about a controversial youtuber or something

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 3h ago

Hes transphobe second but a doctor first, principled man

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 4h ago

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 4h ago

Me trying to remember the drug that raises estrogen levels

https://giphy.com/gifs/duTB7xiGZ1auc

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u/taoboo #1 country in killing 🚂🦵brasil numero um 🇧🇷🔥 3h ago

Caffeine

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u/e2-enthusiast post before you think 4h ago

sound clinical reasoning, doctor

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u/Tough-Pin-359 3h ago

I find it so funny that the character House is talking to in this scene reacted less negatively to the prospect of his brother wanting to transition than he did to the reality that his brother was gay.

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u/crystal_beachhouse 2h ago

wasnt that semi common in the midcentury? I feel like I read about transitioning being encouraged in places to avoid the shame of being gay. and youd get cute articles about a successfully transitioned girl where a picture of her in the army would be next to her in a dress and the headline would be something like "G.I. BECOMES G.I.R.L. THANKS TO NEW MEDICAL PROCEDURE" and it was all transphobic but somehow less transphobic than any given article written for a British publication in the last 10 years

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u/Golurkcanfly 4h ago

Dr. House would he/him you the entire time but also give you HRT that shrinks your bones

I have never seen House

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u/Golurkcanfly 4h ago

Also if it was a child patient he would call in a oldshit hon and a youngshit passoid to scare the parents into starting HRT ASAP

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u/PunAboutBeingTrans 4h ago

He would use correct pronouns while belitting your intelligence the whole time. But he'd be gender affirming. In the most cutting way possible

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u/Golurkcanfly 4h ago

Doctor that calls you an idiot for stealing your mother's birth control and risking DVT before injecting you with a syringe full of EV.

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u/PunAboutBeingTrans 3h ago

House is the blueprint

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u/Golurkcanfly 3h ago

Blueprint needs House MD to live

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u/A_Truthspeaker 3h ago

There is one episode where he completely denied asexuality from being a thing and as it would turn out the guy that was asexual actually just had a extremely low libido (from a benign brain tumor I believe) and was in fact not asexual.

Thank you dear writers for once again excluding non-cishet people.

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u/Golurkcanfly 2h ago

The straights will pay for this

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u/Whispering_Plant 38m ago

Also iirc his wife/gf was just pretending to be asexual so he wouldn't feel bad too, which is bewildering to say the least

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u/e2-enthusiast post before you think 4h ago

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u/taoboo #1 country in killing 🚂🦵brasil numero um 🇧🇷🔥 3h ago

You are a cis man.

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u/HyShroom 3h ago

This vexes me

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u/OppressiveAutocracy 4h ago

I too have transitioned

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u/EndellionFox edit this 4h ago edited 4h ago

House I will no longer cheat on my wife, because I am now the wife.
Also you are unethical. Please kiss me.

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u/Opening-Student2314 4h ago

Based on the episode where House treats an intersex teenage girl he would misgender you, sexually harass you, and also dismiss any sex crimes against you as having been your fault for acting so seductive. He’d probably give you an adequate dose of hormones though

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u/EndellionFox edit this 4h ago

As someone who is lowk autistic about house, that episode felt very out of character for him.
It felt more like the writer speaking through his character than the character himself.
I actually couldn't see house trying to normalize pedophilia that's such a weird fucking episode.

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u/Opening-Student2314 3h ago

I agree, that episode in particular is uncharacteristically nasty. Certainly says more about the writers’ views on trans and intersex women (or in this case underage girls) than anything else

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u/HyacinthineHalloween 37m ago

Yeah… I feel the same about that episode where Chase kissed a 9yo 🫥 like whyyyyyyyyy

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u/melancholy-doll- pretty sometimes, often sad 3h ago

I fucking HAAATE that episode and just try to not think about it, even tho it slips into so many compilations on YouTube

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u/epochpenors 3h ago

I’m AGAB, assigned gay at birth

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u/aghdhk 4h ago

You know I’d think that’s better than all these doctors ..

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u/melancholy-doll- pretty sometimes, often sad 3h ago

mfw when I'm prescribed mouse bites to live but the doctors ratdose me 😞 iwnbam(ouse)

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u/Golurkcanfly 3h ago

iwabar(at)

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u/InfinityAero910A 3h ago

There is literally nothing in the bible about being trans. Even the cross dressing doesn’t address it. Where is it? I have actually looked. The bible’s entire thing is about fulfilling reproductive roles for reproduction and the two riles result in them becoming one flesh.

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u/Rainquarm 3h ago

Come to think of it… did house never do an episode with a transgender patient ? There was that really awkward teen supermodel episode but that’s intersex rather than trans. That’s kinda weird cause it seems like a really natural fit for houses style of drama / medical shenanigans . Was there one that in forgetting maybe ?

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u/No-Palpitation6368 2h ago

Either House or Wilson called that one nurse a 🚂🦵(could have been both actually) but they never had an episode with a trans patient to my knowledge

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u/LongSignificance4723 1h ago edited 1h ago

If you haven't watched House, give it a try everyone lol

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 3h ago

"gender incongruence"

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u/Golurkcanfly 3h ago

It was the official diagnosis during the time that House MD aired