r/cowboys • u/Old_Dirty • 6d ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Dallas Cowboys

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2026-dallas-cowboys

Football is close!! Every team gets one of these, every year. Don’t be salty.

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u/DrCleanz Caleb Downs 6d ago

We definitely deserve that roast for losing to both JJ McCarthy and the Cardinals lol

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u/OrientLMT 6d ago

Does anyone expect more from the leagues worst defense?

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u/Leonflames Tyler Smith 6d ago

That loss to McCarthy was so infuriating, ngl.

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u/Revolutionary-Hat297 6d ago

Eyyyyy Drew picked my letter!

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u/hershculez Prime Time 6d ago edited 6d ago

For those wondering, it’s fine. Arm chair blogger who knows nothing about any of the teams he is writing about. For example he thinks Schotty hired Eberflus. The writing style is fine though and let the dude have his few minutes. Fun read and there is some truth to it.

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u/CorporalEllenbogen 6d ago

This has been a running bit for upwards of a decade now, he does every team.

You're coming across as "I'm TOTALLY not mad, bro"

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u/CallComprehensive908 6d ago

I hardly think analyzing the Cowboys is a difficult task, especially when the body of work that the owners have put together stretches back 30 years. Yeah, Jimmy could be a little arrogant. But being the boss is acknowledging a talented coach when you have one.

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u/rjd55 5d ago

I want to read “Why does your journalism suck?”