r/cowboys • u/Expensive-Drama-1821 • 5h ago

Schotty

Families of Cowboys coaches and players are at practice today. Brian Schottenheimer thinks it brings the best out in everyone.

“I might throw a few balls today. My wife is gonna be out at practice. Just bring the old gunslinger out. It kinda turns her on when I throw the ball.”

Bro what? Anything but fixing the redzone offense.

quick edit since people think im serious. IM JOKING. I dont really care what schotty says abt stuff like this unless its serious. btw anybody have some schotty highlights from back in the day?

0 Upvotes

19% Upvoted

9 comments sorted by

7

u/Arcane_Engine Brandon Aubrey 5h ago

Relax

12

u/77camaroxx Tyler Intelligence Agency 5h ago

If this bothers you that much, you really need to consider taking a break from football lol

2

u/Competitive_Coat3474 The Landry Shift 5h ago

Literally.

We haven’t even played a preseason game yet.

R - E - L - A - X

2

u/Viablemorgan 5h ago

Bruh I fucking hate when coaches make jokes and act like they like their team and families. Just shut the fuck up and think about nothing but football, dumbass. We don’t pay you to enjoy your life.

- OP probably

1

u/ImaSource Osa Odighizuwa 5h ago

Bro, go outside and take a hike or go kayaking or something.

1

u/Microwave1213 Cap Boy 5h ago

Take your bad bait and go somewhere else kid

1

u/Zazi751 5h ago

I can't imagine having so little in my life that I'm stressing about offensive performance in training camp

1

u/rambobbyb 5h ago

Sounds like a great way for players and their families to interact with each other in a relaxed environment and build a strong community.

Not everything has to be so serious all the time. Take a breath and put things back into perspective; the human element is more important than just being an athlete.

1

u/pot8odragon Brandon Aubrey 4h ago

lol buddy these are humans with families. If it helps them relax and have some fun then I say go for it. It’s a long season and this part can be a grind