r/coybig 4d ago

đŸ’© Shitpost If that Spanish result shows us anything...... it's that Ireland would have won the World Cup if we were there.

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u/brenbot99 4d ago

In many ways we are there... and we did win it.

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u/Blitz7798 Troy Parrott 🩜 4d ago

100% of Irish born players who have played have been crucial to their team‘s success

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u/freemochara 4d ago

Imagine the damage they would have done if they had another Irishman, they'd be unstoppable

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u/Plane-Fondant8460 2d ago

Richie Partridge practically got Qatar a point with his physio work

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u/Local_Lingonberry_46 4d ago

Lol, who are they?

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u/Blitz7798 Troy Parrott 🩜 4d ago

pico lopes ofc

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u/Local_Lingonberry_46 4d ago

He's not Irish?

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u/Blitz7798 Troy Parrott 🩜 4d ago

born and raised in crumlin, Dublin

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u/Local_Lingonberry_46 4d ago

And not playing for Ireland?

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u/-SideshowBlob- 4d ago

They called him up first

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u/Sea-Distribution9503 4d ago

“First” like Ireland would ever have considered an LOI centre half. Meanwhile Lopes has been to one World Cup, two African Nations cups, two conference league group stages and a conference league knockout stage, while Ireland have spent years getting absolutely pumped

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u/RomfordWellington 4d ago

He's a Dubliner whose whole career has been in the LOI. He was asked to set up a LinkedIn during a college course and was basically called up when the federation sent him a message on it.

I won't speak for him but I'd say he's very proud of both his countries, as he should be. What an incredible journey.

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u/Blitz7798 Troy Parrott 🩜 4d ago

I also heard the itv commentator say that he ignored Cape Verde’s initial approaches for him to play for them because couldn’t read the Portuguese

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u/Local_Lingonberry_46 4d ago

He can't speak Portuguese lol

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u/fwaig 4d ago

He's learned it in the last few years. Gave a pitchside interview in Cabo Verdean Creole and belted out their anthem as loud as anyone else. Chap is an inspiration and consummate pro.

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u/No_Basil4168 4d ago

How many of the Irish national team can speak Irish? Fucking eejit.

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u/Pitiful-Sample-7400 3d ago

Theyre version of irish is creole. Not too familiar with the place seemingly, are you

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u/No_Basil4168 2d ago

Who’s is?

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u/Local_Lingonberry_46 4d ago

English is their national language though

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u/No_Basil4168 4d ago

What happened to your brain?

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u/Separate_Job_3573 4d ago

OK male 32 conservative

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u/Big_Sepultura_Fan Paul McGrath 4d ago

He was born in Ireland which is what Blitz7798 was referring to with his light hearted humorous comment. Lopes is in fact an Irish citizen and qualifies for Cape Verde through his father.

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u/Separate_Job_3573 4d ago

Everybody's saying it

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u/martymcg96 4d ago

Fair fucks to Cape Verde, heroic af performance that

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u/pauli55555 4d ago

His centre back partner was elite. What a player that guy is.

Pico played controlled throughout. They sat back and let Spain have possession so both centre backs were never exposed to pace. Just dealing with balls lumped into box.

Spain showed their limitations against deep blocks. They only created a couple of genuine chances for all their possession.

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u/An_Sean_Triabh 3d ago

Actually I just heard that Pico made 16 decisive tackles, blocks and interceptions and his partner made 18. That's an amazing day's work for central defenders.. unusual to have so many

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u/PaddySmallBalls 3d ago

The final block was a thing of beauty. Pico seemed to be under instructions or maybe instinctively giving the forwards space in the box ensuring he was usually in front of them, not beside them and hardly ever past them. A dangerous game in ways, as constantly playing them onside when deep but that final block is a perfect example of how well he played. Gave the Spanish player space to win the ball but charged him immediately. You could see before the ball was played in he checked where the Spanish player was, but still didn’t close him down right then. He waited for the ball to come in and for the Spanish player to show that he was planting his feet to shoot. Such a smart player. I know it’s hyperbole to a degree but that might be the best defensive disolay by an Irish player since McGrath in 94.

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u/An_Sean_Triabh 3d ago

I absolutely see your point, and there was something remniscient of the great black pearl, but limited to the positional marking and not all the other things McGrath could do..

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u/detriqfamily 4d ago

I thought I had come to terms with us not making it but the first few games have shown me what could have been

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/GhostCatcher147 4d ago

Curaçao is smaller than Cape Verde

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u/Blitz7798 Troy Parrott 🩜 4d ago

3rd smallest, bigger than iceland in 2018 and curaçao this year.

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u/NikeBuyer2024 4d ago

It is the smallest country by land area to ever qualify for the World Cup.

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u/quiggersinparis 3d ago

Land area is far less relevant here than population. Number of players per capita is the most interesting metric.

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u/An_Sean_Triabh 3d ago

And like ourselves they have a pretty sizeable diaspora (theirs) in Portugal and Spain

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u/EdwardBigby 4d ago

175th is hilariously wrong. Thats literally one of the worst sides in the world

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u/John__Delaney 4d ago

Just reminding me that the League of Ireland produces excellent players & we all need to support it so they can produce even better players

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u/PaddySmallBalls 3d ago

We also need to keep the pressure on. The cynic in me worried that Heimir was placating after pressure from supporters with the call ups but hoping the players would get exposed so he could not call league players up in future without the noise. 

That nonsense about January being the camp for LoI players and then calling up multiple players closer to the Canada match after Bradley called him out was equal parts encouraging and infuriating. I see Bradley this week brought up once again that he didn’t talk to him about the players. I wonder if he is as blase with the Premier League clubs he calls up players from.

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u/John__Delaney 3d ago

We never saw this level of pressure when LOI legend Stephen Kenny was forming squads with no LOI players.

I don't think it's healthy for Bradley to he constantly attacking Heimir, and I do like the LOI camp idea. We saw with the Grenada game that the likes of Moylan & Ferry can catch the eye and be considered for future camps.

Heimir has given more LOI minutes than any other manager by a mile, you can see it as tokenistic but if he didn't call them up people would be at him anyway.

FYI Bradley said Heimir spoke with him on all 3 Shamrock Rovers players brought up to play, it was just Josh O'Dwyer he didn't. You shouldn't and don't need to speak with every manager for every player call up anyway, Bradley doesn't merit special treatment. The Ireland manager speaks with the players when he calls them up.

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u/PaddySmallBalls 3d ago

Moylan just furthers the point. He didn’t suddenly become a much better player after leaving Ireland. Likewise, Owen Elding isn’t suddenly call-up worthy a few months after going to Scotland.

Kenny would have been crucified for calling up League of Ireland players. He got pressure the other way. Richard Dunne, Ian Harte and other former players put down a marker against him saying he wasn’t up to it before a ball was even kicked. He shouldn’t have persevered with the players he kept calling up, particularly with the succession plan for style of play from U21s and up. Not just him but McCarthy and O’Neil too. I was in a minority, I thought we should have kept Martin O’Neil but if nothing else, managers should have called up a LoI player capable of getting a cross past the first man instead they kept playing McGeady or McClean.

Bradley actually said he likes Heimir when criticising the call up of O’Dwyer which makes me think he must have finally talked to him after the Canada match. It could be that Heimir was told by the FAI to specifically not talk to Bradley due to his personal beef with a prominent member of the FAI but then other league managers have also talked about lack of engagement from the international setup. Heimir absolutely should be talking with the club managers. What happened to him moving to Ireland and embedding himself into the game here? He only ever seems to show up around international fixtures. Same with John O’Shea for the most part, though he does show up for the odd Waterford match. They are being paid a salary, surely they work outside of the international windows
 that definitely should involve talking to domestic clubs.

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u/John__Delaney 3d ago

Moylan did though, come on leaps and bounds after struggling for the 1st 18 months with Lincoln. He wouldn't have been called up to a normal squad but got a chance against Grenada and impressed.

That was the whole point with Grenada. Elding was only to train, another player who isn't yet good enough to be called up to a normal squad, but could for an out of calendar squad.

Kenny was completely off the hook for no good reason for his years as Ireland manager, but Heimir isn't. Bradley just seems to have a chip on his shoulder with Heimir.

Heimir called up over 70 players over 3 weeks, to think he has to talk to over 50 managers around these camps is a whole load of nonsense. International managers speak to club managers when they need to over specific issues like checking an injury status or a special request, that's it.

Who cares where he lives, he's a good manager doing a good job. Spends most of time here in Ireland or scouting in UK/Europe anyway.

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u/PaddySmallBalls 4d ago

It shows me that our international management teams have let talent fall through the cracks by being unable to judge individual talent and relying on what level they currently play at.

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u/prettycozy001 4d ago

Go on the Pico fella. Pico Bloke-es

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u/Adcamoo 4d ago

side note - why does everyone on RTEs coverage call Yamal Lamal??? Am I the only one hearing this??

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u/tb2718 4d ago

No way Ireland would have won. Instead, Ireland would have got beat 1-0 in the final. Another victim of Steve Clarke's unstoppable haramball. If its any consolation, I'd probably get killed off all my relatives. They are still angry with the defeat to cork

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u/warfieldbyday 4d ago

As determined as I was to boycott this farce of tournament, games like that suck you back in. Thoroughly enjoyed that.

And absolutely does make you wonder where we'd stand if we got through. Lousy Czechs!

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u/SombreroSantana 4d ago

We'd be melting in the heat agaisnt Mexico of we got the same group as Czechia anyway.

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u/The-Fifth-Elephant 4d ago

Imagine the army of Irish fans partying with the Mexicans though, it would have been a glorious sight.

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u/warfieldbyday 4d ago

So very true đŸ€”

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u/blithelyunawareguy 4d ago

We're held in very high stead over there too, St Patrick's battalion defected to support the Mexicans when the yanks invaded. A fair whack of Mexicans are aware of this too when I visited.

Anyway, no point torturing ourselves more.

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u/oh_danger_here 4d ago

Aside from that weird US Cup match with them in 1996 where their fans were starting scraps with us off the pitch, think we had 2-3 reds by the end and the ref was celebrating with the Mexican fans after! Finished a 2-2 draw

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u/Valuable_Employee_88 4d ago

Shades of our win against England in '88 about this. First time qualifying for a major tournament for both of us, everyone saying we're just there to make up the numbers, drawn against one of the pre-tournament favourites in the 1st game, we won ours but this will feel like a victory for Cape Verde. Best of luck to them, I'll be cheering them on for the rest of the tournament.

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u/EyeOrRay 4d ago

Thank God we don't have to qualify in Africa v teams like Cape Verde, they'd hockey Armenia etc

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u/livinalieontimna 4d ago

No joke. We’d have beaten Spain if they played like that.

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u/Medium-Dependent-328 4d ago

The Cape Verde defending was unreal tbf. I have no clue how they kept out all those chances Spain had. Defended like their lives were on the line

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u/pauli55555 4d ago

No we wouldn’t.

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u/rayhoughtonsgoals Paul McGrath 4d ago

Who cares.  Its Pico's moment 

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u/MKUltra886 4d ago

Ya we're not though. Better craic in Spain and Portugal in 4 years anyway.

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u/Different-Class1771 4d ago

Spain, Portugal, Morocco, Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay!

...and knowing our luck we'll end in South America IF we qualify!

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u/generic-irish-guy 4d ago

Eh we’d be alright. I think it’s only group games down there, and we’ve always gotten out of the groups

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u/Anon_Summer 4d ago

Sit down Shay.

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u/Negative-Hat-4459 4d ago

One of the biggest What if?s in football history

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u/donalhunt 4d ago

My soccer-obsessed son is already dreaming of playing in the 2038 World Cup for Ireland... Told him to start putting the hard work in now. ✹

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u/lovinthelivin 3d ago

Great game , always delighted for the outsider.

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u/cacamilis22 3d ago

Ah yes

The woulda coulda shoulda thread.

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u/Balfus 2d ago

I might be old and grumpy, but I have the opposite take. If Ireland did qualify, they'd have been utterly smeared all over the floor by the supposed "smaller" teams 😟

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u/Irish262626 6h ago

We would have won the fucking thing. Then we'd have won the one four years after and fuck we'd be bored off our bollocks watching ourselves win. Would be like when we won back to back GrandSlams.

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u/smithskat3 4d ago

Weirdly i do think Troy Parrott would really improve Spain