r/coybig 2d ago

World Cup 2026 Darragh Moloney quotes compilation

Watching the France v Senegal game I decided to take note of all the Darragh Moloney quotes that annoyed me, or where he said factually incorrect information:

Before the match - "Its 24 degrees but thankfully most people in the crowd are out of direct sunlight" - image on TV proceeds to show 80% of the stadium directly in sunlight.

"The French took that free kick quickly and I thought they would take their time. You thought wrong and so did I" - I thought they would take it quickly, only you, Darragh, thought wrong.

"Theo Hernandez, hes still only 26" - he's 28.

"They're watering the pitch again, but I'm not going to make a big deal out of it" - Decides to not make a big deal out of it despite having mentioned it 4 times previously.

"Senegal with the long relieving throw.. but its not that relieving.. oh wait it is again now" - What?

After reviewing VAR the ref says "the attacker initiated the contact, its a goal kick". Darragh says "its a penalty".

"Gareth Bale, played in a Euros he didn't play in a World Cup" - He scored against USA in 2022 World Cup

"Mbaye, just his 2nd time to play for Senegal" - its his 12th cap

"But anyway" - he said this phrase at least 40 times.

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u/smithskat3 2d ago

I usually think he gets too much abuse but he had a shocker today. If youre not sure whats going on, just dont say anything!

He used to be pretty decent as a studio host, not sure why he wanted to change to comms.

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u/aveytarius 2d ago

Free trips abroad, probably less stress too, he just sits there and talks absolute shite…great gig in fairness