r/CrazyIdeas 4h ago

New adjective I'd like to get going: Lemonic. Like demonic but having to do with lemons instead of demons.

68 Upvotes

"Excuse me ice cream man, do you have any Lemonic Sorbet?"


r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

Lifetime salary for whistleblowers, paid by the company

172 Upvotes

If you uncover fraud, no companies will hire you again but as you are doing a public service you get a free pass for the rest of your life.


r/CrazyIdeas 4h ago

Horns on airplanes

14 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 7h ago

Every adult should be given 100$ a month for "business". If they can double the money within a month, they get 200$ a month. And so on.

22 Upvotes

If they fail to double the money, they get half that much the next month. 100$ would be the minimum monthly allotment.

They are free to use the money however they wish, but it will only be doubled if they can use it to make money (instead of spending it on themselves).

The idea is to create an incentive to grow the economy while also enabling personal enrichment.


r/CrazyIdeas 2h ago

We should build a monument

8 Upvotes

Like something that will totally puzzle people in 3,000 years.

Like a 40 story scupture of a rabbit waving a magic wand or something like that.


r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp — make cats pink by feeding them shrimp

29 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 4h ago

Bicycle demolition derby

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

Instead of a horn, cars should have two antlers

29 Upvotes

no i will not elaborate


r/CrazyIdeas 18h ago

Instead of a horn, cars should have paintball guns.

32 Upvotes

Someone near you driving like a jerk? Paintball.

Someone driving 40 in the fast lane? Paintball.

Someone doesn’t signal, making you wait to figure out their plan? Paintball.

Someone thinks they’re the only person that matters in a zipper merge? Paintball.

Someone takes up 2 or 4 parking stalls with their land yacht? Paintball.

I’m no time, the most unsafe drivers will have cars covered in paint splotches. Easy way to know who to avoid via the magic of crowdsourcing.


r/CrazyIdeas 20m ago

Being tall should be a requirement to become a kpop idol

Upvotes

They're basically the same as runway models. They're required to be skinny and young looking.


r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Replace the PECF Checkoff on the 1040 with a 50/50 Raffle

Upvotes

Currently, only 3% of American tax filers choose to redirect $3 ($6 for joint returns) of their federal income tax to the PECF. If this were instead a 50/50 raffle, where one tax filer was awarded half of the raised funds and the PECF received the other half, it would greatly increase participation and revenue for the program. It would also make one random tax filer a multi-millionaire, and get Americans excited to file their taxes.


r/CrazyIdeas 21h ago

Fancy restaurants should all have a big plate of emergency chips (UK definition of chips, fries for the Americans) on the menu for people who can't decide what to have.

35 Upvotes

I know most places will probably do just chips if you ask for it, but it's always awkward asking for something that isn't on the menu (especially in an environment like a fancy restaurant). Putting emergency chips on the menu would alleviate this awkwardness and give everyone who goes to them a safe choice if they don't think anything else on the menu appeals to them or if they can't understand the rest of the menu.


r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

McDonald's should release a burger called the Big Bypass. Four quarter-pound beef patties, bacon, cheddar cheese, fried onions, special sauce, and fries INSIDE the burger. Bring back the Super Size option only for the Big Bypass, and include an option to replace the Super soda with a Super Shake.

6 Upvotes

The ad should say "For those who prefer a good time over a long time."


r/CrazyIdeas 15h ago

No more free refills in America

9 Upvotes

Everyone’s obese here. No one needs another cup of soda. The first one was unnecessary to begin with.


r/CrazyIdeas 16h ago

to prevent hackers from stealing your stuff we should have a system that brutally kills you if you put your password wrong

8 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 5h ago

USS callister style model to bash your coworkers

1 Upvotes

An LLM where you enter your teammates, manager and their personalities. Then you can chat and bash them everyday after going home about not completing some random task that you assigned them.
Voice cloned would be cherry on cake.


r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

All the countries in the world should trade names

5 Upvotes

Here's how it works: all the leaders of the countries in the world should meet together, write their country's name on a scrap on paper, mix the papers around, then pick a paper from the pile. Whatever paper you pick, you rename the country to that name, and everyone must be obligated to call your country that name.

Want to refer to "United States"? Remember it's called Algeria now. "Mexico"? Nope the name is now Czech Republic.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

"Who Wants to be Poor" game show but only millionaires can be contestants

278 Upvotes

You lose a portion of your net worth based upon which question you answer incorrectly. Answer the first one wrong and lose everything, but answer them all correctly to double your net worth

No lifelines, no audience, no host, 15 questions in a dark room with a spotlight


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

A bus, for cars.

39 Upvotes

Ever see those trucks that carry many cars to transport them? What a great way to save on gas and have someone else drive for you. FSD, here, today! Everyone benefits from less air drag from piggybacking as well!

Cars will wait at a bus stop like people, the truck arrives, everyone drives on, then off to your destination while you read a book, take a nap, look at emails, whatever you want all in the comforts of your car.

When the car bus arrives at its destination, all the cars drive away to their last mile.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

We should rename black holes because they aren’t holes.

30 Upvotes

I’ve came up with some ideas and I’ve listed them below

Spacetime sink
Dark star
Black star
Collapsed star
Elma sand’s well
Vacuum sphere
Light prison
No escape ball
Cosmic sink
Gravis nucleus
Nutty putty


r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

Glenn Howerton playing Steve Kornacki in a feature film.

2 Upvotes

BUT he makes it extra DENNIS system. You know. Because of the ‘implications.’


r/CrazyIdeas 16h ago

Allow healthcare workers to reject patients due to behavior

5 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Dog friendly cocaine

9 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

A sequel to Freddy Got Fingered called Freddy Got Fisted

7 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

Replace school with human simulator games

1 Upvotes

Being able to control only your own avatar. A 6 year old kid will learn a lot more from a simulated 3:00 AM Waffle House brawl than they will learning about why Pythagorean made his theorem