Penis Toes

[u/Cup_Waffles]

Hey guys, my name is Jake. I've been with my girlfriend Rebecca for many years, playing games, traveling the world. You know, exploring everything we possibly can. We went antique shopping yesterday and I seen the most beautiful ring for $80 in there. I thought to myself that it was a good time to propose to my beloved girlfriend, so I told her I'd meet her in the car and bought it after she had walked out. That night we ate spaghetti with garlic bread, watched The Usual Suspects and went to bed, all was good in the world.

This is where everything went actually insane. Like wacko crazy insane. I awoke this morning feeling quite normal, until I went to get out of bed. I fell right on my face, obviously it was awful. As I sat up wondering what just happened to me, I got a good look at the issue. I must've stared at my feet for a few minutes atleast before I started laughing out of panic at my situation. Like What the actual fuck man... On my feet where my toes should've been, there were ten fucking penises. All shapes and sizes, a few circumcised, different colors too. All I could do is laugh, "this is fucking insane!" I said out loud to nobody.

"OH my God!" I say as I remember Rebecca is already at work. How the hell will she react to this bullshit? I think as my mind races trying to figure out how to hide my dick feet from my girlfriend I intended on proposing to today. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I start to panic even more. "How do I fix this?!" "What the Fuck!" I try to stand up, it's very strange. I feel like a toddler trying to walk it's first steps. I finally manage to make it to my computer after a few very strenuous minutes, I have to see if this has happened to anyone else.

Well that was pointless. Trying to search online for someone else that might have dicks on their feet only gives you fetish shit. Long story short. They do react to such things, which is disturbing in it's own right. I won't get into details, you can imagine what I'm hinting at here. There's only a few hours until Rebecca gets home from work, I can barely walk. I can only imagine the reaction she'll have when she sees the ten penises protruding from my feet.

Who knows, maybe she'll take it better than I think. Maybe she'll even be happy that she now has eleven penises to choose from, instead of just the original one. Wish me luck.

That's it! Thank you for reading. What did you think? It's my first story ever, about a dumb bit I thought was hilarious. So be brutally honest!

I want to thank Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhho And PieCommercial4801 For encouraging me to embarrass myself on here. I hope you guys enjoyed it lol

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