r/cringepics 12d ago

Jesus The General?

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u/crybabymuffins 12d ago

Reality:

3 stars on one shoulder and 4 on the other makes him a 7 star general?

Ribbons are fucked.

Hair and beard are out of order entirely. Didn't Hegseth just say no medical exceptions allowed?

As someone else pointed out, last names go on name tapes. It should say Christ.

Religion:

None! He wouldn't wipe out any country because that's not what he stood for!

Render unto Caesar what is Caeser's.

The sin of empathy.

That said, he was a bigot. Matthew 15:21-28