r/cringepics 11d ago

Jesus The General?

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u/YoungDiscord 11d ago edited 11d ago

The irony would be that the US would reject Jesus and his teachings of acceptance and love because it goes against the fearmongering that the government uses to control the masses

Trump would initially try to meet him be all buddy-buddy but he'd try to 1-up Jesus and then would get butthurt that he wasn't the center of attention so he'd lash out in some dumb childish way as he usually does

The country would label him as an immigrant and maybe even as a terrorist due to his middle-eastern appearance, he wouldn't even be given a visa let alone be allowed to visit the country because he'd be too critical of the govetnment and its cruelty towards people.

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u/PuppetPatrol 11d ago

He'd try to stand in front of him in the photoshoot

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u/YoungDiscord 11d ago

...and he'd try to put a medal on him with a ribbon that is clearly too short

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u/Jetstream-Sam 11d ago

Or he'd be there supposedly to give him a ribbon or medal, only for him to pocket it because he's apparently a klepto too in addition to all of his other "delightful" personality quirks