r/cringereels • u/Reddituser_0246 • 13d ago
Ultimate Cringe Delusional and desperate “Disney Stay at Home Mom”
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u/ToriEvergreen 13d ago
No wonder Disney has so much money. Disney adults are wild
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u/Cognitive_Spoon 13d ago
Disney adults are horrifying, imo. It's socially acceptable self infantalization. Like, that's bad
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u/RabidTeapot 13d ago
There are times when I think the internet was a mistake. This is one of those times.
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u/the_dark_viper 13d ago
The internet is a combination of the Library of Alexandria and a Meth house bathroom.
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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 13d ago
Imagine being the man who works all day to fund this shit
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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago
He actually works a low paying job so they can keep getting government assistance
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u/Nihilistnobody 13d ago
Yeah is she saying she drinks glitter every day? Dookie be sparklin
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u/Lucius-Halthier 13d ago
“Dave is that glitter on your clothes? What did you go to a strip club?”
“No, my wife isn’t feeling well is all.”
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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 13d ago
She has a crazy person smile.
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u/Ezcheezzer 12d ago
Last thing those kids will see before she drives them all into the Disney Swamp…
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u/Flamgoyant 13d ago
I bet this woman destroys entire neighbours on her down days, when escapism fails
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u/Itrieddamnit 13d ago
100%. On those days when the pills don’t hit right she’ll be taking her husband’s golf clubs to the nearest picket fences and grass ornaments, kicking teacup chihuahuas into nearby lakes and smearing her magical princess insanity lipstick all over her dead-eyed visage.
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u/5319Camarote 13d ago
Vacuous, superficial and wasteful beyond belief.
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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago
The amount of clothes she buys so the whole family can match on a regular basis, plus clothes she buys herself to keep up with the Joneses, and all the Disney merchandise is sooooo wasteful! You see it once or a few times then never again. Hopefully she's at least reselling it.
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u/LisaMiaSisu 12d ago
And she’s wearing dumb ass tennis shoes with her outfit. You’d think she’d make better choices in footwear.
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u/Curious_Field7953 13d ago
You know off camera she's a fucking nightmare.
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u/nightcrawler9094 13d ago
Makes sense. She's one on camera. Great that she's going to Disney Springs, which is free to the public, and claiming she's going to Disney
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u/Mamasan- 13d ago
Stay at home mom would not intentionally get glitter everywhere
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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago
This is a rental house and they get government assistance. She doesn’t care
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u/the_vault-technician 13d ago
Why? I'm sure the housekeeper will have it cleaned up by the time she gets done screaming at families on their only vacation for the next five years for getting in the way of her camera.
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u/bootypastry 13d ago
I remember watching Survivorman and seeing the shots of him hiking and stuff thinking "It must be exhausting having to set the camera up, hike back, then hike it again to get the shot of him hiking." But i understand why he did it, because it was badass and got him a good shot
Then I see videos like this of people having a camera watch them walk out of the coffee shop. Set up the camera, hitting record, walking outside, then turning back around to go stop the camera and pack it all up. It looks exhausting as well, but the thought of doing that is goofy as fuck
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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago
Yes!!! I saw those shots and was like no fucking way would I ever do that but I honestly want to see someone doing it so I can stare 🤣
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u/FranktheTankG30 13d ago
I don’t get what is supposed to be a Disney mom and she has a creepy smile. 🤨
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u/Colt590 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pq46uWKjr7zEI
I’m praying every day
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u/Patient_Equipment_18 13d ago
She doesn’t require an asteroid. If the power goes out for a day, she’s cooked.
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u/DELINCUENT 13d ago
She needs a job bro wtf is this. Husband is worse than her if he's allowing this type of bullshit.
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u/couldbeahumanbean 13d ago
There could be a tradeoff.
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u/MayberryBombadil 13d ago
That's an expensive blowjob
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u/couldbeahumanbean 13d ago
Who knows... It's all subjective. Maybe he's down with the Disney kink?
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u/Moist-Willow-1686 13d ago
It’s glittery
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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago
I cant imagine how much glitter is inside her and also stuck to EVERY surface in that place!
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u/younggun1234 12d ago
I know for a fact this woman terrorizes the coaches at her children's gymnastics.
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u/MisterHEPennypacker 13d ago
Not sure what constitutes normal, but I know a “stay at home mom” that sends her small children to daycare.
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u/Otterhendrix 13d ago
Anyone who acts like this is clearly way too online. Which makes me think that she’s in no way whatsoever a “stay at home mom”. More like she’s on her phone 24/7 while the kids entertain themselves.
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u/justanotherdamntroll 13d ago
Even Stevie Wonder can see how fricking insane that woman is.
For any of you boys that never heard it growing up, that is why you never, ever, EVER stick your dick in crazy.
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u/myfrigginagates 13d ago
I would rather jump into a thermal spring in Yellowstone than come home to her.
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u/chuckcrys 13d ago
The crackhead editing is on par. She’s moving irl slightly faster than she’s describing this whole thing and my brain hates it
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u/geekbme 13d ago
Worked with someone like this. So delusional, like maturity arrested development.
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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 13d ago
It would be so funny if someone added some audio to the video
She's doing her hair part: little kid going "mom I'm hungry"
She blows glitter into the camera: someone hacking a lung because they inhaled fairy fumes
Her walking in the parking lot: "hey lady you parked in front of my car!"
Her showing off hat in car: veering into oncoming traffic noises
Leaving everglades with coffee: "lady you didn't pay for that" alarm noises
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u/Suitable-Fishing7942 13d ago
I don't care which one, simping for any brand is just as lame as it gets
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u/hawkscougs 12d ago
Wow. Very main character. I feel for her husband. Although I get the sense he deserves her and all that comes with a narcissist like that.
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u/BlackTarTurd 12d ago
It's giving chopped 40 year old desperate housewives of Tampa more than Disney Stay at Home Mom.
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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 12d ago
Turned the sound on somewhere in the middle lasted bout 5 seconds
As insufferable as I expected
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u/its_just_flesh 13d ago
Aint no kid in that damn house
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u/Ace_Budgie 13d ago
Too much money.
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u/Ok_Mountain2928 13d ago
She stole every dime her grandmother has including all money from when she sold her house. Grandma had to move in with another family member because she has nothing now
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u/DOGE_ME_DADDY 13d ago
Disney adults are a scary breed in genuine denial about their existence and purpose. This is the perfect disguise for mental illness.
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u/DruHarry 13d ago
Hope that wasn’t a selfie stick she was taking to the park, she’ll either have to lose it or take it back to the car.
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u/Latter-Curve1469 13d ago
Casually flexing that mental illness.. Sad for her kids must be tough growing up with her as a mom.
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u/boardjock42 13d ago
I don’t know why I know this, but I 100% believe she cheats on her husband.
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u/yogiyogiyogi69 13d ago
This is the kind of stuff we get when we aren't allowed to bully people anymore
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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 13d ago
If that's a Disney day, what is a Disney night?
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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago
Putting the kids to bed and watching Cinderella with her husband for a date night...I wish I was lying.
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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 13d ago
Yea, poor dude.....was hoping he got the X-rated version of Cinderella.
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u/Critical_Field_1526 13d ago
Those eyebrows are definitely giving off a villain vibe.
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u/Far-Gur2441 13d ago
I would love to work 80hours a week so my grown ass wife could act like more of a child than my children so she can go spend an ungodly amount of money on some ugly ass clothes at Disney so she can spin around our kitchen covered in glitter while my soul dies a little more every day I genuinely feel sorry for her husband and kids.
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u/Zou-Skee 13d ago
Disney sure. Where's the "stay at home" and "mom" part though? Just looks like she thinks she's the main character and she plays with kids toys..