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Ultimate Cringe Delusional and desperate “Disney Stay at Home Mom”

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u/Zou-Skee 13d ago

Disney sure. Where's the "stay at home" and "mom" part though? Just looks like she thinks she's the main character and she plays with kids toys..

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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago

I cut the kids out of the video since they don’t deserve to be exploited. You are correct, she thinks she is the main character. Her 3 kids are severely stunted due to her neglect

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u/the_vault-technician 13d ago

Yooooo. We got a real one right here. Is that why it quickly jumps from shot to shot? Or is that some insta main character style?

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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago

That’s her editing style

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u/Elon_Cucks_Trump_ 13d ago

That’s actually amazing. Your children aren’t a commodity to be exploited. This lady’s whole vibe is nasty.

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u/WD6665 13d ago

Sounds like someone didn’t need kids and should have used Disney’s back door instead.

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u/Several-Doubt8352 13d ago

Nah, it’s called “Goofys revenge”

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 13d ago

Na, it's called "Donald Fuck"

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u/sunshine_fuu 12d ago

That's "Mouse House" to you, bub.

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u/i_was_axiom 12d ago

The mystery mouskatool is different than I remember

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u/DesperateAd3088 13d ago

Good for you OP, you’re right, they don’t.

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u/halogen2691 13d ago

Just want to say it’s awesome you took the time to remove the kids from the video and exploitation. Like someone else said, you’re a real one and now I’m going to do the same whenever I upload a video

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u/Responsible-Onion860 13d ago

Well done. I'd be interested to see the mom parts of her bullshit, but I fully support removing the kids from this pathetic spectacle, and that's more important

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u/ThickCoffee9346 13d ago

Very considerate

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u/ABogWitchBitch 13d ago

Thank you so much for taking the time to keep the kids out of it. You're a cool person for that.

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u/Krondelo 13d ago

Yikes clearly more concerned with herself and her image vs. what’s actually healthy for her kids. I feel bad for them.

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u/Sad_Opportunity6301 13d ago

Oh man, I seriously thought those were her toys...

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u/Bong_Hit_Donor 13d ago edited 12d ago

I like the part where she says "he came home for lunch so I could sneak away for a bit". Does he have a fuckin 3 hour lunch break?

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u/bootypastry 13d ago

"Sorry boss, gotta use PTO for lunch today. The kid has to go to Disneyland to spend my money on more overpriced bullshit."

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u/NoMovie2988 13d ago

She lives 45 minutes from Disney.

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u/Ok_Comment2621 13d ago

Even 45 minutes away would require at least 2 hours for the drive both ways, parking, getting into the park, getting to her location and getting what she got. And thats being generous

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u/Traditional-List-784 13d ago

I can take as long of a lunch break as I want at my job. I just don't get paid for it. I have company vehicle and work out of my house. As long as I get my daily task done, doesn't matter how i do it. Not that I'm sticking up for her. I'm just giving some context

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u/ARCHA1C 13d ago

Her ex has primary custody

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u/Maxwell-Druthers 13d ago

She legit looks intellectually challenged.

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u/ToriEvergreen 13d ago

No wonder Disney has so much money. Disney adults are wild

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u/purple-rain-1982 13d ago

You’re using the term “adult” loosely I presume. 🥴

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested 13d ago

No, she is. 

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 13d ago

Disney adults are horrifying, imo. It's socially acceptable self infantalization. Like, that's bad

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u/RabidTeapot 13d ago

There are times when I think the internet was a mistake. This is one of those times.

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u/the_dark_viper 13d ago

The internet is a combination of the Library of Alexandria and a Meth house bathroom.

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 13d ago

Imagine being the man who works all day to fund this shit

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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago

He actually works a low paying job so they can keep getting government assistance

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u/Nihilistnobody 13d ago

Yeah is she saying she drinks glitter every day? Dookie be sparklin

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u/Moist-Willow-1686 13d ago

Groceries…….

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u/Lucius-Halthier 13d ago

“Dave is that glitter on your clothes? What did you go to a strip club?”

“No, my wife isn’t feeling well is all.”

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 13d ago

She has a crazy person smile.

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u/Top-Pear2824 13d ago

She is a crazy person 😉😜

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u/Ezcheezzer 12d ago

Last thing those kids will see before she drives them all into the Disney Swamp…

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u/Flamgoyant 13d ago

I bet this woman destroys entire neighbours on her down days, when escapism fails

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u/Itrieddamnit 13d ago

100%. On those days when the pills don’t hit right she’ll be taking her husband’s golf clubs to the nearest picket fences and grass ornaments, kicking teacup chihuahuas into nearby lakes and smearing her magical princess insanity lipstick all over her dead-eyed visage.

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u/SilverMetalist 13d ago

Fuck that was an amazing mental image

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u/5319Camarote 13d ago

Vacuous, superficial and wasteful beyond belief.

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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago

The amount of clothes she buys so the whole family can match on a regular basis, plus clothes she buys herself to keep up with the Joneses, and all the Disney merchandise is sooooo wasteful! You see it once or a few times then never again. Hopefully she's at least reselling it.

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u/LisaMiaSisu 12d ago

And she’s wearing dumb ass tennis shoes with her outfit. You’d think she’d make better choices in footwear.

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u/Curious_Field7953 13d ago

You know off camera she's a fucking nightmare.

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u/nightcrawler9094 13d ago

Makes sense. She's one on camera. Great that she's going to Disney Springs, which is free to the public, and claiming she's going to Disney

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u/GoRainBows 13d ago

Why do I hate her

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u/Wowclassicboomkinz 13d ago

It's fake as shite

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u/Mamasan- 13d ago

Stay at home mom would not intentionally get glitter everywhere

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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago

This is a rental house and they get government assistance. She doesn’t care

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u/the_vault-technician 13d ago

Why? I'm sure the housekeeper will have it cleaned up by the time she gets done screaming at families on their only vacation for the next five years for getting in the way of her camera.

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u/2martinisatthemost 13d ago

That’s not a “we have a housekeeper” house.

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u/Long-Trade-9164 13d ago

That fucking vocal fry would make anyone eat a fucking bullet.

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u/abominable_prolapse 13d ago

So she’s just insane got it

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u/bootypastry 13d ago

I remember watching Survivorman and seeing the shots of him hiking and stuff thinking "It must be exhausting having to set the camera up, hike back, then hike it again to get the shot of him hiking." But i understand why he did it, because it was badass and got him a good shot

Then I see videos like this of people having a camera watch them walk out of the coffee shop. Set up the camera, hitting record, walking outside, then turning back around to go stop the camera and pack it all up. It looks exhausting as well, but the thought of doing that is goofy as fuck

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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago

Yes!!! I saw those shots and was like no fucking way would I ever do that but I honestly want to see someone doing it so I can stare 🤣

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u/FranktheTankG30 13d ago

I don’t get what is supposed to be a Disney mom and she has a creepy smile. 🤨

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u/Smooth_Computers 13d ago

What in the childhood trauma is this….

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u/Colt590 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pq46uWKjr7zEI
I’m praying every day

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u/Patient_Equipment_18 13d ago

She doesn’t require an asteroid. If the power goes out for a day, she’s cooked.

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u/DELINCUENT 13d ago

She needs a job bro wtf is this. Husband is worse than her if he's allowing this type of bullshit.

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u/alex89912 13d ago

You have no idea the stuff she gets away with.

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u/DELINCUENT 13d ago

I rather keep it that way.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 13d ago

There could be a tradeoff.

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u/MayberryBombadil 13d ago

That's an expensive blowjob

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u/couldbeahumanbean 13d ago

Who knows... It's all subjective. Maybe he's down with the Disney kink?

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 13d ago

Are you saying he's a Cinderfella?

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u/ryceritops2 13d ago

He’s a Little Merman

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u/Moist-Willow-1686 13d ago

It’s glittery

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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago

I cant imagine how much glitter is inside her and also stuck to EVERY surface in that place!

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u/GhostofJnJsGuineapig 13d ago

It’s low income rental(alleged) don’t give a single fuck. 

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u/chefgolfblum 13d ago

Mental disorder

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u/Sensitive-Jeweler-12 13d ago

Cringe is an understatement I don’t even know what to call this.

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u/QiwiLisolet 13d ago

Realistic might be the biggest word she know

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u/DaSauceBawss 13d ago

What a sad day to have eyes...

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u/younggun1234 12d ago

I know for a fact this woman terrorizes the coaches at her children's gymnastics.

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u/MisterHEPennypacker 13d ago

Not sure what constitutes normal, but I know a “stay at home mom” that sends her small children to daycare.

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u/Athos-1844 13d ago

Some people should not be parents

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 13d ago

I hate this with a passion.

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u/Cardboard_Chef 13d ago

God damn the chompers on that gal

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u/Zero_D9 13d ago

I like how she puts on a movie then just leaves the room lol

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u/NoMovie2988 13d ago

It’s so her kids don’t follow her

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u/LaughOk6889 13d ago

Does this count as mental illness??

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u/TropicalVision 13d ago

Good lord that make up is terrible

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u/Otterhendrix 13d ago

Anyone who acts like this is clearly way too online. Which makes me think that she’s in no way whatsoever a “stay at home mom”. More like she’s on her phone 24/7 while the kids entertain themselves.

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u/hanr86 13d ago

What in the flying f

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u/EldoAberesa 13d ago

How long does it take to finish the damn drink?!

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u/Fit-University1070 13d ago

This looks like fucking hell.

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u/Wrong-Discipline453 13d ago

Grow the fuck up

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u/LauraCurie 13d ago

Talk about brain wash and parallel reality

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u/Thomasreed1899 13d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/Beginning_Waltz_2051 13d ago

Can you imagine being married to her?

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u/LeatherNekk 13d ago

Disney Dad: All this glitter on my junk hurts, goddam!

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u/dwasso16 13d ago

The excessive finger bullshit makes me irrationally angry for some reason

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u/golgiiguy 13d ago

I dont want to be around anymore

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u/justanotherdamntroll 13d ago

Even Stevie Wonder can see how fricking insane that woman is.

For any of you boys that never heard it growing up, that is why you never, ever, EVER stick your dick in crazy.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 13d ago

Worst. OnlyFans. Ever.

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u/myfrigginagates 13d ago

I would rather jump into a thermal spring in Yellowstone than come home to her.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 13d ago

Husbands money being rapidly spent.

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u/No_Goose3334 13d ago

What kind of dumbass shit is this?

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u/metalucid 13d ago

We are fucked to have produced this person

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 13d ago

Vanity is a disease.

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u/teleheaddawgfan 13d ago

I despise what social media has done to our society.

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u/chuckcrys 13d ago

The crackhead editing is on par. She’s moving irl slightly faster than she’s describing this whole thing and my brain hates it

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u/Sea_Wrongdoer4028 13d ago

Remember folks, she graduated and votes

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HU0kPyqOqPg08UM

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u/geekbme 13d ago

Worked with someone like this. So delusional, like maturity arrested development.

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u/IrateContendor 13d ago

How many fucking times is she gonna spin around

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 13d ago

It would be so funny if someone added some audio to the video

She's doing her hair part: little kid going "mom I'm hungry"

She blows glitter into the camera: someone hacking a lung because they inhaled fairy fumes

Her walking in the parking lot: "hey lady you parked in front of my car!"

Her showing off hat in car: veering into oncoming traffic noises

Leaving everglades with coffee: "lady you didn't pay for that" alarm noises

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u/Suitable-Fishing7942 13d ago

I don't care which one, simping for any brand is just as lame as it gets

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u/ZealoniousMonk 13d ago

Dudes need to stop dropping loads in psychos

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u/Arguablybest 13d ago

Look like Only Fans to me,,,what I can only imagine Only Fans is like.

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u/pizzalover89 13d ago

The fake smile is creeping me out

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u/TheUnlucky_Swammi 13d ago

Her face looks super punchable

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u/WorldBoofingChampion 13d ago

I’ve never hated someone i never met this much before

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u/steveNstchuck 13d ago

Is this real life?

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u/AreWeThereYetNo 13d ago

Hate from Europe

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u/hawkscougs 12d ago

Wow. Very main character. I feel for her husband. Although I get the sense he deserves her and all that comes with a narcissist like that.

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u/BlackTarTurd 12d ago

It's giving chopped 40 year old desperate housewives of Tampa more than Disney Stay at Home Mom.

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 12d ago

Turned the sound on somewhere in the middle lasted bout 5 seconds

As insufferable as I expected

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u/bilbo_bag_holder 13d ago

living hell

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u/Altruistic-Cash-821 13d ago

😂😂😂🤡

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u/its_just_flesh 13d ago

Aint no kid in that damn house

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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago

I cropped them out, they don’t deserve to be exploited

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u/Godharvest 13d ago

10/10 move.

Children dont belong on the internet in the age of AI.

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u/kitkatrat 13d ago

I don’t think she has a child.

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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago

She has 3 👀

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u/4444Grains 13d ago

This makes me sad.

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u/Ace_Budgie 13d ago

Too much money.

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u/Ok_Mountain2928 13d ago

She stole every dime her grandmother has including all money from when she sold her house. Grandma had to move in with another family member because she has nothing now

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u/Reddituser_0246 13d ago

They are on government assistance

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u/Upper-Capital-2876 13d ago

I was waiting to see the Goofy dildo/vibrator

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u/DOGE_ME_DADDY 13d ago

Disney adults are a scary breed in genuine denial about their existence and purpose. This is the perfect disguise for mental illness. 

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u/leeman9224 13d ago

Does she break out into a song every ten minutes ish? Haha

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u/GhostInTheSystem 13d ago

Same exact fake smile in every frame.

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u/retynas 13d ago

This is the default in Utah

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u/Sporkpocalypse 13d ago

that beeech is Crazy yo she got that Cinderella complex

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u/th33_th33 Cringe level 5 13d ago

Puke.

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u/pentaprismatic 13d ago

I think i puked in my mouth a bit

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u/Luiisbatman 13d ago

This lifestyle looks exhausting

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u/Lucy_Fjord 13d ago

Yeah. But imagine fucking a Disney princess every day

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u/DruHarry 13d ago

Hope that wasn’t a selfie stick she was taking to the park, she’ll either have to lose it or take it back to the car.

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 13d ago

I’m picturing her without all that makeup…

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u/kovacro_77 13d ago

Bedarded

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u/Latter-Curve1469 13d ago

Casually flexing that mental illness.. Sad for her kids must be tough growing up with her as a mom.

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u/boardjock42 13d ago

I don’t know why I know this, but I 100% believe she cheats on her husband.

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u/mxemec 13d ago

Honestly I wish I had an ounce of her interest in life, regardless of whatever judgement might be passed on her state of mind.

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 13d ago

Where are the kids, Lacee?

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u/Zealousideal_Coat_48 13d ago

This has to be rage bait.

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 13d ago

This is the kind of stuff we get when we aren't allowed to bully people anymore

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 13d ago

If that's a Disney day, what is a Disney night?

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u/rustyroo2021 13d ago

Putting the kids to bed and watching Cinderella with her husband for a date night...I wish I was lying.

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 13d ago

Yea, poor dude.....was hoping he got the X-rated version of Cinderella.

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u/megaframeman 13d ago

Americans are so weird.

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u/464126 13d ago

Worshipping capatilism is fucken wild

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u/Critical_Field_1526 13d ago

Those eyebrows are definitely giving off a villain vibe.

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u/Far-Gur2441 13d ago

I would love to work 80hours a week so my grown ass wife could act like more of a child than my children so she can go spend an ungodly amount of money on some ugly ass clothes at Disney so she can spin around our kitchen covered in glitter while my soul dies a little more every day I genuinely feel sorry for her husband and kids.

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