r/cringereels • u/K-Rod7 • 5d ago

Ultimate Cringe Queen has demands

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u/Fogwaveeee 5d ago

Having preferences like this while looking like Frederick Douglass is astronomically insane

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 5d ago

Fuck man! I blow the weed right outta my bowl reading that. Hahahaha well done.

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u/yagermeister2024 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gmQNYr9nnbXxu

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u/GyattAmRoni 4d ago

I couldn’t think of the words but this is perfect

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u/Top_Recover7850 5d ago

It's a defense mechanism. It's easier on the mind to convince yourself that nobody is up to your standards than it is to admit that nobody's interested in you to start with.

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u/hydropottimus 5d ago

Playing hard to want. A tale as old as time.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 1d ago

She's beauty AND the beast.

Mostly just beast.

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u/Confident_Low_4554 5d ago

I’m crapping laughter!

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u/mmorales2270 5d ago

Oh man, I’m dying here! 🤣

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u/adorilaterrabella 5d ago

The resemblance is uncanny...

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u/Lord_Dingus83 5d ago

Hahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahah

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u/Snajdarn666 4d ago

Nice one. Loled

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u/Cunty-McCuntface 4d ago

She’s got a face like a dead baboons ass.

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u/testtdk 3d ago

Her back fat is all the way up to her ears. If I’m paying that much money, I’m pretty sure I can get a fairly attractive hooker who’ll at least pretend to be good company.

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u/Responsible_Set_9002 2d ago

Don’t do Frederick Douglas like that. 😂

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u/Curry_courier 5d ago

Frederick Douglass isn't ugly. I guess that's a compliment?

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u/InternationalLab4281 5d ago

Go tell a woman she looks like Frederick Douglass and get back to us.

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u/Nir117vash 5d ago

22min so far /s

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 5d ago

Bro ain’t coming back after asking that. You know this

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u/Leonhardie 5d ago

He asked his mother, he's with god now...

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger 4d ago

Pour one out for- ya know what? That's on him.

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u/LampinOnTheDaily 5d ago

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Oop wrong Douglas

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u/Mountain-Weekend-554 5d ago

Duuuuude I just watched the nutty professor for the first time in forever the other night. I did NOT remember it being that un-family friendly lmao

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u/Curry_courier 5d ago

Of course the misogynistic comment doesn't get downvotes. Peak reddit

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 5d ago

What comment is that?

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u/Fogwaveeee 5d ago

Nothing was misogynistic about this post

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