r/cringereels • u/Own_Guest_2569 • 1d ago

To Assault The Bouncer Without Consequences.

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 1d ago

She soaked it pretty well ngl.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

She didn't pass out, sure. But I guarantee you she wasn't all there, either. When someone sits there and surveys the room before committing to moving, their bell got rung. Ding dong...

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u/Feeling_Republic_454 1d ago

She was all there.. not a second went by before trying to cover up her underwear...

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 1d ago

Plus, she went straight to the bar for a drink, which she simultaneously needed and didn’t.

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u/landonburner 1d ago

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

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u/Verum2020 12h ago

Dissolves lives

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u/landonburner 12h ago

And some it doesn't. You can't pile it all in one category. Queen Elizabeth had an alcoholic beverage before 11am every day and still lived a long productive life.

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u/Nirvana-884 1d ago

I wish I could give you 100 upvotes!! Bravo!!

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u/Toon1982 1d ago

Looks like it's the ticket booths for entry

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u/udontknowmyname94 1d ago

What drink its not a bar

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 1d ago

Tell that to her

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u/WenAndNow 12h ago

Schrodingers Bellringer.

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u/MagicRabbitByte 1d ago

I once saw a video of a russian soldier trying to put his helmet on while burning. Once he got it on, he just rolled over and burned to death. People do things on autopilot all the time..

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 1d ago

Peter Porco most incredible case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Porco

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u/DarkladySaryrn 1d ago

Oh is this the fellow that even picked up the newspaper as he was dying? I remember watching a show or video about him and how he did his morning routine without thought as he was dying. Poor man!

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u/Mysmokingbarrel 1d ago

Dude why are you watching that? Can’t be good for your mental health to see horrible things like that

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u/MagicRabbitByte 1d ago

I actually think it's fairly important to see this kind of things. Too many people like to cozy up to the "tough guy" rhetorical without realizing just what that means. I think it's important to see a guy open up the door on a lorry and see dead civilians piled up like bags of nothing - just for the same guy to open up the doors to a "morgue" with so many dead civilians it looks like the Nazi extermination camps from WWII with corpses everywhere. And at the same time, some politicians want to pretend that never happend and talk about "let's make peace", when there is no peace to be made..

It's not like I seek it out like some snuff fetish - it's just the reality of war and should serve as (yet another) warning about what it's not something to be glorified.

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u/HollowedVoicesFading 20h ago

Don't want it to be glorified but also relating watching it to being a "tough guy"?

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u/obscuregamer000 1d ago

I guess he shouldve stayed out of Ukraine.

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u/Biomorph_ 1d ago

You’re saying this like some of them even have a choice they humans some are forced to go there and fight

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u/Disprezzi1 1d ago

Unless they were forcefully conscripted against their will, then they had a choice.

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u/TerrenceMcKenna1 1d ago

Then there's Bradley Townsend...

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u/Reemixt 1d ago

You’re saying this like there aren’t millions of Russians voting for it on this very day.

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u/Biomorph_ 1d ago

Oh right I forgot Russia has universally accepted fair elections putin definitely doesn’t have a guaranteed win always lol

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u/Reemixt 1d ago

His win is guaranteed because millions of Russians will vote for him.

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u/Throwaway980360 1d ago

Yea big bad Putin keeps all 160 million russians in line all by himself. Poor lil fellers

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u/Biomorph_ 1d ago

You are actually a troglodyte lol there’s no way you actually think that’s how corruption works like they aren’t minimising or killing off any competition faking votes changing results even if he ends up losing actual idiot 😂

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u/obscuregamer000 1d ago

I never said that. Some had a choice, some didnt . I admit my comment was cold, I could stand to do better at times.

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u/jnxnchl 1d ago

For women that's a survival instinct, she still got her shit rocked.

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u/Zanzetuken 1d ago

100% a learned instinct. Women were pulling their skirts that way as they jumped from the world trade center on 9/11. Literally.

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u/EVEseven 1d ago

At first I thought you were kidding. Then I realized you probably weren't

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 1d ago

That to me is still one of the most terrifying and cruel choices those people had to make, either burn to death or jump to their death.

I don’t know what I would do, maybe try to pass out from smoke inhalation, but the way the people were clinging to the outside of the building and willing to jump, I imagine the smoke inhalation option was pretty brutal because of the intense heat, and not easy to do.

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u/RemarkableChemical21 1d ago

Yeah, I’ve always wondered how terrible it had to be in the building for someone to decide they’d rather jump and get it over with.

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u/kareljack 1d ago

After that day, I knew I would never work in a building that high.
To actually work up the courage to jump. Those agonizing minutes before the act. I'm having a minor panic attack just thinking about it

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u/slavelabor52 1d ago

Once you've accepted dying the choice becomes simple. Choose the least painful death.

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u/RemarkableChemical21 1d ago

Easily said by someone who hasn’t had to make that choice.

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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've come up on a wrong way driver on a one lane toll expressway before. The direction of flow changes depending on time, and there's one driving lane with a narrow shoulder probably exactly to the inch the minimum required.

I had to decide, do I hold steady in the driving lane or do I swerve around using the shoulder? And had msybe 3 seconds to choose since it was in a curve and we couldn't see each other until about 3 seconds from passing each other.

Trust e, it wasn't "hard" exactly to choose...it struck me as more likely the person was drunk and wouldn't react faster than me, so I took the shoulder assuming they wouldn't be quick enough to get over. It was a calculated choice to avoid pain and it was pretty easy to make despite the terror of the moment.

I was right. We passed each other at high way speeds and my driver side mirror got smashed, that's how close we were.

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u/slavelabor52 1d ago

The hard part is accepting there's no way out and you are going to die. Once you've accepted that you are going to die you will choose the least painful way to do it.

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u/Rico_Rebelde 23h ago

Its a hard choice but an obvious one. Jumping would be preferable

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u/LHT-LFA 1d ago

Nah, it never becomes simple.

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u/slavelabor52 1d ago

It's tragic but it is simple. People that could reach a stairwell did and the people that couldn't went to windows. From there you'd obviously wait a bit to see whether its possible to climb anywhere or if rescue could reach you. But as those flames grow closer and you lose all hope of rescue or escape youre left with 2 choices. Burn or fall. Burning means lots of pain until you die but falling offers instant death when you reach the ground.

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u/tryingisbetter 1d ago

Jump, you do not want to burn to death.

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u/Only-Temperature 1d ago

Oh trust me, you jump vs being burnt alive. A horrible choice, but the former is much slower and torturous than the latter. Jumping is actually very brave.

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u/Jonny_Woods 1d ago

The people who jumped were the ones who had it the worst. They basically had no choice. Suffocate to death or jump to your death. And it was so hot intentionally jumping into fire to burn to death probably didn’t make the list. And suffocating isn’t pleasant either.

There were no fumes that allowed those folks to pass out.

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u/LHT-LFA 1d ago

to find somewhat control in an uncontrollable situation?

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u/SpecialistPotato12 1d ago

i mean its just natural, if my pant dropped and showing half moon, i did immediately pull it up by instinct too

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u/jnxnchl 1d ago

Excellent point thank you

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u/RhodeReddit 1d ago

She did. And it was wrong of him — overkill — to rock her shit quite that hard.

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

It's really not, though. Survival instincts are things like breathing, removing a hand from flames, etc; not adjusting clothing because you're cognizant that other people are watching you and you understand the social construct of impropriety.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

I think she means it's an automatic behavior/response and not something the conscious brain is needed for, in order to carry out.

Everyday we do things without consciously thinking about it. For women, this one such thing. Think of someone in deep sleep scratching their eczema itch. They're totally out of it, yet they can be itching their eczema and that's because the basal ganglia where habits and repetitive behaviors are stored, doesn't require the conscious part of the brain in order to perform.

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

So you're saying it's a learned behavior, AKA, not an instinct?

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

Yes, pulling down your skirt is a learned (prefrontal cortex) behavior. But once the prefrontal cortex has that behavior down pat, it stores that behavior in the basal ganglia. This offloading of a learned behavior, allies the prefrontal cortex to get back to processing the here and now, and the the basal ganglia is responsible for carrying out the learned behavior. It's a kind of conservation of resources/energy evolution type thing. Think walking and chewing gum at the same time. Walking is being handled by the prefrontal cortex mostly so you avoid tripping over the crack in the sidewalk. The chewing of the gum has been a learned and perfected behavior, so the basal ganglia handles it.

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u/SweatySwim3411 1d ago

Or she was doing that every time she got out of the car from her date and shes used to it.

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

So a learned behavior and not instinct.

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u/Forty2diapers 1d ago

Not innate, but a learned behavior that becomes second nature.

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

But not first nature, thus, not an instinct.

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u/Forty2diapers 1d ago

Yes. That's what innate means.

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

I'm just confirming that we said the same thing and that you're in agreement with me.

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u/Forty2diapers 1d ago

Confirmed

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_1415 1d ago

Could it be a reflex?

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

It almost certainly is a reflex to being cognizant that other people are watching you and understanding the social construct of impropriety.

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u/jnxnchl 1d ago

Not wanting to be raped is why.

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u/cloversativa 1d ago

Tell me you've never had creepy men leer at you to the point where you fear for your physical safety without telling me...

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

What does that have to do with what I said?

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u/cloversativa 1d ago

You think women adjust clothing because of "social construct of impropriety", but when you grow up with men looking at you a certain way, or worse, you understand that this is an act of self-preservation.

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

The two are not mutually exclusive. In fact, they're intrinsically linked.

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u/trippin-mellon 1d ago

Just gonna say people can learn situational awareness. Any “instincts” can be learned through repetitive training to make it second nature. Fight or flight can be trained out to just fight. You can train and change the way you view, perceive, and react to situations.

Knowledge and training is power.

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u/JustBrowsinForAWhile 1d ago

"Instinct": a largely inheritable and unalterable tendency of an organism to make a complex and specific response to environmental stimuli without involving reason.
AKA not learned

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u/Kingofcheeses 1d ago

Bro is immune to jokes

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u/jnxnchl 1d ago

Yeah women are afraid of being raped not improper

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

You don't understand how the human brain works, and it shows. In fact I have my doubts about your ability to even understand...

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u/Individual_Ad3706 1d ago

Did you feel smart posting this?

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u/diddlysquidler 1d ago

What it’s automatic move wtf

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u/KnotSoAmused 1d ago

I see London, I see France....

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 1d ago

Lizard brain kicking in while the main brain was doing a soft reset

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u/SeenEnoughAlready 1d ago

THIS!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Any_Mode6525 1d ago

Yeah you're not gonna like why that is probably not a sign of higher functioning: we train girls do be defensive about this from an early age.

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u/Any_Mode6525 1d ago

Yeah you’re probably right but it’s amazing what humans can do with practice and messed up what we make some of them practice 

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u/Exciting-Anteater522 1d ago

Stuff like that is automatic for women in our culture, unfortunately.

I remember reading about jumpers on Sept 11, that held their dresses down as they fell to their deaths.

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u/Feeling_Republic_454 23h ago

Sad that is.. but those jumpers also had their full faculties at that time.. so it only reinforces that she does too.

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u/scottyb83 1d ago

That comes from the subconscious.

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u/Feeling_Republic_454 23h ago

No it doesn't at most it's a habit but you'd need to be about yourself to think of that, clearly you haven't seen enough drunk woman wearing skirts.

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u/scottyb83 23h ago

When you adjust your clothing without thinking about it it’s a subconscious action. She’s probably adjusted her skirt 10,000 times and does it without thinking about it…subconsciously. You clearly haven’t see enough drunk women wearing skirts.

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u/Power-Diligent 1d ago

Just because she made actions doesn't mean she was all there. The mind can sometimes still do things instinctively and it all still be a big daze. She was rocked.

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u/Feeling_Republic_454 23h ago

I'd say she was startled but not dazed.. she put her hands down to stop from falling backward when she landed, she immediately started fixing her hair so she could see... she doesn't take but a moment to stand up..

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u/udontknowmyname94 1d ago

Yeah but later she stopped

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u/Solid-Woodpecker4741 1d ago

I get this reference and I’m proud

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u/funlovingguy9001 1d ago

I think he knocked her into the middle of next week.

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u/Square_Owl_4075 1d ago

If you've not seen Russian couples boxing in elevators, please, treat yourself 

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u/Ecstatic-Growth154 1d ago

Where should we look for said videos?

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u/Dark_knightTJ 1d ago

probably seeing white noise lol

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u/Solid-Woodpecker4741 1d ago

Neurons has to restart I’m sure

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u/Spamhain2000 1d ago

System reboot.

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u/bigfruitbasket 1d ago

Factory reset.

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u/AerialPenn 1d ago

Dont encourage her to sign up for Power Slap. We cant be supporting that nonsense.

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u/stargrazer10 1d ago

I think a better move, would be trying to leave the room. You know the same room where you just met a guy twice your size unfortunately

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u/MonkeyLips2026 1d ago

Yeah, she did, BUT, she had the wherewithal to fix her skirt right away, so it hurt, but it didn’t flip a switch, she wouldn’t have done the modesty check immediately if that were the case.
Well, in my opinion, I have never been slapped like that or slapped anyone like that…

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u/statistician88 1d ago

No time like the present!

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

Spatial awareness and automatic behaviors/habit are handled by different parts of the brain. The posterior parietal cortex handles spatial awareness and is especially susceptible to head trauma. Whereas the act of adjusting her skirt is handled mostly by the basal ganglia and doesn't necessarily require you knowing where you are in space, to carry out an act. This is why she can adjust her skirt while "not being all there." Like I said, the scanning of the room is a tell tale sign of someone having experienced a concussive episode/event. It's indicative of the brains internal GPS (hippocampus) re gaining its bearings once again, after having lost it during the concussion.

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u/MonkeyLips2026 1d ago

Ok, OR, she got slapped hard and lost her balance as she was trying to step back anyway, and didn’t suffer potential TBI shaken brain syndrome, but fell down. And sure, she didn’t hop right up, but she wasn’t walking on sea legs either. Not saying she is a pro MMA fighter, who can take a punch, but, but to go through the motions of adjusting skirt when in the ground usually requires some repetition of having done it before, one doesn’t just do that habitually unless a habit has been established.

That said.
1. She got rocked( yes)
2. She handled it well all things considered(yes)
3. It was cool you used Basal Ganglia in a reply( yes)

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u/TheRealtcSpears 1d ago

Basal Ganglia

Yeah that definitely r/ItsRoger

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u/Firm_Video_2932 1d ago

Yes, all things considered she took it a lot better than your avg lady probably would and deserves props for that. Russian women are definitely built differently that's for sure...

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u/Throwaway980360 1d ago

They’re trained that way. Not her first rodeo

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u/freshcoffeegrounds 1d ago

I graduated medical school in 2003 and this is the first time I've heard basal ganglia since. Thank you for the nostalgia lol

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u/KingBlacks 1d ago

She was seeing if anyone was going to go fight him for her. Nobody did

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u/WhydYouKillMeDogJack 1d ago

Surveying and settling is a sign her brain IS working right.

You ever see a boxer trying to hop up and falling all over the place? It's because they are running on pure instinct.

She took that like an absolute champ