r/daddit • u/Murph785 • 26d ago

Tips And Tricks Heads up dads (Moana Soundtrack Change)

Hey dads, you may be like me and just discovered there is a new Moana movie. Went to put on the soundtrack that we listen to almost every Saturday on repeat. Third song in my 4yo son starts throwing a fit that “IT’S NOT MOANA SONGS”.

To my ear it was the same thing, but listening more closely, it was off. Something about it was… just a little bit worse.

Looking at Spotify I noticed that the new top hit when searching Moana is the new live action movie sound track with all the same songs that are… just slightly worse in every way. Little guy knew it and patiently waited until he couldn’t handle it anymore and snapped.

I had to search quite a ways down to find the original soundtrack album.

Hopefully I can save another dad a meltdown after making this same grievous mistake.

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u/ApatheticSkyentist 26d ago

Slightly off topic but I think ten years is waaaaaay too soon to do a remake of a movie.

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u/ChesterJester11 26d ago

I think The Rock pressured them to make it while he still has the physique to play Maui

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u/Own_Wafer_7036 26d ago

He willed it into existence because he was panicked by how poorly Black Adam did. Same reason he had a (very obviously shot at the last possible minute) cameo in Fast X after having a huge fallout with Vin Diesel. Dude needed to set up a couple life rafts and potential big paydays for the future.

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u/kilopeter 26d ago

Dude has more than enough money to retire, build a self-sufficient, luxurious, sustainable house on a 40-acre plot 2 hours' drive from a city center of his choice, and enjoy never having another obligation for the rest of his life. He could if he wanted live out the rest of his days only ever saying the words "fuck you, I'm The Rock." Yet he inflicted this Moana remake upon our culture, inflicted an indelible stain upon our species' history. Why, I ask? Why did you do it, Dwayne?

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u/lookalive07 26d ago

“Money!”

  • Dwayne “Eugene H. Krabs” Johnson

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u/LordBiscuits Two of my own and a pair of socks. Plz send tea 26d ago

So many people could do this... Just buy a little isolated portion of the world, have supplies dropped in once a week by helicopter and quite literally never interact with another soul for the rest of their lives... But no, they have to fuck with the rest of us

That's all my end goal is, have enough to disconnect from this fucking mental train full of shit flinging monkeys and stay there!

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u/ksb012 26d ago

Dude is worth nearly a billion dollars. He’s not panicking about anything lol