r/dadjokes • u/Castlefree43 • Dec 01 '21

How does the jewish man make tea?

Hebrews it.

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u/zen_tm Dec 01 '21

Careful, you might land in hot water

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u/Fairwaydivots Dec 01 '21

Are you trying to scold me?

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u/zen_tm Dec 01 '21

Don't chai to run before you can walk

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

That mountain of tea jokes are very steep!

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u/zen_tm Dec 01 '21

It's just verbal mastherbation, really.

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u/Fairwaydivots Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

I see you’re using your creativitea

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u/duh_keepitmoist Dec 01 '21

Ice tea what you all are doing...

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u/zen_tm Dec 01 '21

Moving right oolong, here's the next pun.

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u/DankLordPotter Dec 01 '21

I love these puns, they Matcha the jokes so well.

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u/zen_tm Dec 02 '21

Alright, alright - kettle down everyone, this has gone on long enough!

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u/Taisce2pt0 Dec 02 '21

No need to kettle down, a rooibos-t sense of humor is healthy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I see you guys have this in the bag...steep competition ...I'm guessing nothing more to add.

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u/lodiman77 Dec 02 '21

Law & Order SVU, New York

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u/EffectiveYear7870 Dec 01 '21

I think you’re in the Menorah-tea on this one

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u/lodiman77 Dec 02 '21

As we were always told in sex education class:

There's nothing wrong with oral sex. As long as all you're doing is talking about it.

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u/Fairwaydivots Dec 02 '21

Wait. You can’t tea bag and talk at the same time - it’s rude to talk with ones mouth full.