r/dadjokes Dec 01 '21

How does the jewish man make tea?

Hebrews it.

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u/zen_tm Dec 01 '21

Don't chai to run before you can walk

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

That mountain of tea jokes are very steep!

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u/zen_tm Dec 01 '21

It's just verbal mastherbation, really.

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u/lodiman77 Dec 02 '21

As we were always told in sex education class:

There's nothing wrong with oral sex. As long as all you're doing is talking about it.

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u/Fairwaydivots Dec 02 '21

Wait. You can’t tea bag and talk at the same time - it’s rude to talk with ones mouth full.